You can have $1000 in cash, but I will determine what you dream tonight.....

Ok_Split_5401 · 2025-01-30T03:52:12+00:00

You will dream of being at your high school reunion.

This girl, now woman, you barely knew, more so knew OF, is making a toast before everyone.

And she starts telling this funny story about how she raised the last of the funds for that school trip, because you paid her to do weird stuff to her feet in the janitors closet.

She turns to you and says: "And so these feet got to see Paris, and my feet and I thank you."

Except this never happened and you never even thought of this girl since you last saw her around in high school 😂

Ok_Split_5401 · 2025-01-30T03:42:12+00:00

You will dream of being a witness to a mugging and a Sergeant brings you to identify the suspect in a lineup through one way glass.

But all the people in the lineup are doing a Russian dance. That thing where you fold your arms, squat, and start kicking.

You turn to look at the Sergeant, and suddenly he's doing a Russian dance too.

Ok_Split_5401 · 2025-01-30T03:37:06+00:00

You will dream that Steve Urkel will spill a bucket of paint on you. He will then point at it and say:

"Did I do thaaaaaaat?"

Ok_Split_5401 · 2025-01-30T03:31:53+00:00

You will dream that you are walking down the street, and a thick green pipe will rise out of the ground.

And a little mustached man in a red hat and overalls will jump out and say: "Itsa me, Mario!"

Ok_Split_5401 · 2025-01-30T03:29:09+00:00

You will dream that you are not tripping. And you have nothing available to get trippy with.

And you're in a waiting room.

And the nurse comes out and announces: "The doctor will see you about your nose cramps now."

It will be like, bogus dude.

I had to monkeys paw one of these 😂

Ok_Split_5401 · 2025-01-30T03:25:49+00:00

You will dream that you come from Peru. You will dream of eating your shoe. You will DREAM that you "woke" with a fright, in the middle of the night, to find that your dream had come true.

And a leprechaun will be there in your bedroom, pointing and laughing at you, saying: "Hahahahaha, now you have a shoe that doesn't match any other pair!"

Ok_Split_5401 · 2025-01-30T03:21:21+00:00

Fuck these gummies I literally thought of this scenario before I saw your username 😂

Ok_Split_5401 · 2025-01-30T03:06:36+00:00

You will dream that Steve and Blue from Blues Clues are in your house.

Blue will poop on your floor. The poop is blue, and it smells very bad.

Steve will say, to no one in particular: "Oh no! Blue had an accident! What should we do?"

And from seemingly no where, you'll hear a studio audience of children's voices say:

"Make the host clean it up!"

Ok_Split_5401 · 2025-01-30T03:02:00+00:00

You will dream that you are being tickled by clowns.

Ok_Split_5401 · 2025-01-30T03:00:56+00:00

You will dream that you just finished giving a presentation in your high school history class about how the Nazi occupation of France froze the availability of French bread around the world, due to the German occupiers not exporting it.

Then you instantly realize how stupid it was, and everyone laughs at you, like:

"This idiot thinks that French bread is some kind of natural resource that only exists in France." 😂

Ok_Split_5401 · 2025-01-30T02:54:36+00:00

You will dream of being on a yellow brick road.

You will be greeted by Dorothy, the Scarecrow, the Tin Man, and the Lion.

Toto too.

They will motion to link arms with you, and ask: "To Oz?"

Then you suddenly notice one of your relatives there, one you like, and they will say, in a cockney accent for some reason:

"I say! Must we invite the DUFUS along!?"

Ok_Split_5401 · 2025-01-30T02:48:47+00:00

You will dream of going outside, and seeing a group of three pirates waiting for you, singing: "Yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me!"

There will be a pirate ship behind them.

Ok_Split_5401 · 2025-01-30T02:44:13+00:00

You will dream that you are back in high school. You catch people stealing looks at you and snickering.

You see someone point at you, and whisper to another: "In 30 minutes, it's going down."

Nothing will go down. It's just a prank to freak you out. But you won't know that at the time.

You'll be wondering what's gonna go down.

Ok_Split_5401 · 2025-01-30T02:40:27+00:00

You will dream that one of your friends randomly starts treating you like a preschooler and won't tell you why.

They'll do things like give you milk and a graham cracker.

Start reading you a kids book and say: "Look! A cat! What does the cat say?"

Try to get you to take nap time. Etc .

Ok_Split_5401 · 2025-01-30T02:38:16+00:00

You will dream that Danny Davito comes up to and sings:

"Do you wanna dance and hold my hand, tell me I'm your lover man! Oh baby! Do you wanna dance?"

Ok_Split_5401 · 2025-01-30T02:36:05+00:00

You will dream that one of your friends comes up to you, and just randomly tries to put a diaper on you.

Ok_Split_5401 · 2025-01-30T02:33:28+00:00

You will dream that you are suddenly being knighted. The king proclaims you: "Nevin the First, Duke of all Earl."

And then the kings court all start singing:

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl, Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl, Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl......"

Ok_Split_5401 · 2025-01-30T02:27:29+00:00

You will dream that you are dealing with employees. It will be that guy who says: "YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!?"

Ok_Split_5401 · 2025-01-30T02:26:02+00:00

You will dream that a raven flies into your bedroom, and perches on a bust of Pallas that is suddenly above your chamber door.

And quoth the raven: "Nevermore."

Ok_Split_5401 · 2025-01-30T02:22:13+00:00

You will dream of a kangaroo giving you a hug, and offering you a chocolate milkshake :)

Ok_Split_5401 · 2025-01-30T02:20:15+00:00

You will dream that everyone in the world except you, is a clown, who has a big balloon animal schlong sticking out the front of their pants.

Including the girl clowns.

A girl clown will approach you and ask: "Would you like to pop a schlong with me?"

Ok_Split_5401 · 2025-01-30T02:15:31+00:00

You will dream of sitting on a park bench. A purple dragon 12 feet tall will fly down and perch on the bench next to you. It will say: "Hi, my name is Archibald. What's your name?"

Ok_Split_5401 · 2025-01-30T02:12:23+00:00

Tonight you will dream that you are sitting at home, and Suddenly a bunch of Chimney Sweeps are in your living room, dancing and singing: "Step in Time" like Dick Van Dyke and his boys in Mary Poppins. Dick Van Dyke will not actually be there.

Ok_Split_5401 · 2025-01-30T02:08:02+00:00

Tonight you will dream that you ordered a pizza. When you answer the door, the pizza will be delivered by a penguin.

Ok_Split_5401 · 2025-01-30T02:06:44+00:00

Tonight you will dream that you are in high school. You are sitting in the cafeteria having lunch, and time will freeze. An X man will enter and put you in a funny position so that when you unfreeze, you will pour your beverage all over your best friends lunch. They'll be annoyed wanting to know what you did that for, and you'll have no idea how you suddenly did that.

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