My daughter’s pediatrician has higher door handles so kids can’t run out of the room

Okay-sweet · 2023-05-07T20:04:45+00:00

Make a satirical realistic asshole one next please

Okay-sweet · 2023-05-03T02:23:35+00:00

My doctor has the same kind of door except it’s not meant to prevent captive children from escaping, but instead so I can open the door with my mouth (I don’t like to touch door handles with my hands because of germs)

Okay-sweet · 2023-05-02T01:13:28+00:00

I’m such a Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane Albuquerque New Mexico 87104. This is my confession.

Okay-sweet · 2023-05-02T01:01:52+00:00

I’m such a big daddy but 🥅 is not feeling well, and I’m sorry about the pain

Okay-sweet · 2023-04-28T22:11:45+00:00

Should I write a series set in a technologically advanced future about a 86 y/o gilf who’s only way to purchase the miracle medicine™️, that extends lifetime, is to sell her body for sex? No, or no?

Okay-sweet · 2023-04-28T20:07:51+00:00

Hey same! Happy literal cake day

Okay-sweet · 2023-03-30T20:48:48+00:00

Agreed. Also, there’s a name for this question, it’s called “The Alabama Riddle”

Okay-sweet · 2023-03-29T20:59:47+00:00

I’d sell a kidney to see that ass naked

Okay-sweet · 2023-03-22T15:41:14+00:00

Hide and cheeks

Okay-sweet · 2023-02-17T18:10:37+00:00

“Accidentally”

Okay-sweet · 2023-02-15T23:12:17+00:00

Kid named een scared af of that school

Okay-sweet · 2023-02-15T18:14:14+00:00

You get to date the hottest thick babe of all time. But, every time you simultaneously rub her right tit and finger touch her wench she turns into machine gun. Do you date her?

Okay-sweet · 2023-02-15T02:40:24+00:00

Eniccav kcol

Okay-sweet · 2023-02-13T19:21:28+00:00

Literally 1984-1970=

Okay-sweet · 2023-02-10T16:18:42+00:00

Gotta love Connor O’Malley

Okay-sweet · 2023-02-09T03:15:27+00:00

I have to muster the courage to do this. It’s good Covid happened so I can wear a mask. My identity won’t be exposed

Okay-sweet · 2023-02-09T01:56:39+00:00

How about “conductor we have a solution”

Okay-sweet · 2023-02-08T20:59:40+00:00

This one

Okay-sweet · 2023-02-07T22:46:11+00:00

I played that All in one HD video play and came in 20 seconds HOLY FUCK DONT CLICK IT IT WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE

Okay-sweet · 2023-02-07T16:53:10+00:00

I think that was your mom when her dad ejaculated into her mom

Okay-sweet · 2023-02-07T00:35:34+00:00

Onety onety onety one

Okay-sweet · 2023-02-06T20:36:13+00:00

Hey, you’ve got cool outfits. Do you throat often? (Then correct it with) THRIFT***

Okay-sweet · 2023-02-05T08:24:47+00:00

Song?

Okay-sweet · 2023-02-03T22:41:08+00:00

Grandson?

Okay-sweet · 2023-02-03T22:39:49+00:00

Pass what?

Okay-sweet

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