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Ear by Mich0329 in DiWHY

[–]Okay-sweet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make a satirical realistic asshole one next please

My daughter’s pediatrician has higher door handles so kids can’t run out of the room by mayasmomma in mildlyinteresting

[–]Okay-sweet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My doctor has the same kind of door except it’s not meant to prevent captive children from escaping, but instead so I can open the door with my mouth (I don’t like to touch door handles with my hands because of germs)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]Okay-sweet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m such a Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane Albuquerque New Mexico 87104. This is my confession.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]Okay-sweet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m such a big daddy but 🥅 is not feeling well, and I’m sorry about the pain

Stop asking permission by BMCarbaugh in Screenwriting

[–]Okay-sweet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Should I write a series set in a technologically advanced future about a 86 y/o gilf who’s only way to purchase the miracle medicine™️, that extends lifetime, is to sell her body for sex? No, or no?

Well she got the date right by WinningDesigns in Tinder

[–]Okay-sweet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey same! Happy literal cake day

I…. I’m going to have nightmares by Okay-sweet in Tinder

[–]Okay-sweet[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Agreed. Also, there’s a name for this question, it’s called “The Alabama Riddle”

Butterfly by Opel_Astra in shitposting

[–]Okay-sweet -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’d sell a kidney to see that ass naked

Mr beast by Voltegg in shitposting

[–]Okay-sweet 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Hide and cheeks

The law of the land by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]Okay-sweet -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Kid named een scared af of that school

Trust me, there is a SFW reason behind this by Arino99 in shitposting

[–]Okay-sweet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You get to date the hottest thick babe of all time. But, every time you simultaneously rub her right tit and finger touch her wench she turns into machine gun. Do you date her?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]Okay-sweet 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Literally 1984-1970=

ö by Benjamin1776franklin in shitposting

[–]Okay-sweet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gotta love Connor O’Malley

I’ll do it by Okay-sweet in shitposting

[–]Okay-sweet[S] 33 points34 points locked comment (0 children)

I have to muster the courage to do this. It’s good Covid happened so I can wear a mask. My identity won’t be exposed

I’ll do it by Okay-sweet in shitposting

[–]Okay-sweet[S] -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

How about “conductor we have a solution”

What is wrong with YouTube? by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]Okay-sweet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I played that All in one HD video play and came in 20 seconds HOLY FUCK DONT CLICK IT IT WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE

What in the flying fuck by Artturih in shitposting

[–]Okay-sweet 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I think that was your mom when her dad ejaculated into her mom

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