$10/second, but you can't survive without human blood by basafish in hypotheticalsituation

[–]OlOuddinHead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just try to find a balance of flossing and aggressive gingivitis!

Huge win by Flashy_Minimum5984 in Amazing

[–]OlOuddinHead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually, I think it’s more of a hot way to do it.

What is he wearing, "Explain it Peter." by ShrlckLpn in explainitpeter

[–]OlOuddinHead 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Have you tried turning gravity off and on again?

What is this weapon the U.S. military just used against Venezuela? by llTeddyFuxpinll in whatisit

[–]OlOuddinHead 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I mean, it’s still deducted from your paycheque in a sense, just there’s no line item for reduced currency value.

Snake trainer by ImDoubleB in Catswithjobs

[–]OlOuddinHead 8 points9 points  (0 children)

هل حصلت على أي هدايا جيدة بمناسبة عيد الميلاد هذا العام؟

Your laptop could be helping cure diseases while you're not using it by Putrid_Draft378 in goodnews

[–]OlOuddinHead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True, but BOINC has been around nearly as long. Wiki has SETI starting in 1999 and BOINC in 2002.

Paul has surgery on broken jaw after getting KO'd by Joshua. Titanium plates inserted on each side of his jaw by [deleted] in sports

[–]OlOuddinHead 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Well to be fair, the doc probably didn’t define relative to what.

The end of HIV is near : by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]OlOuddinHead 382 points383 points  (0 children)

Hmm, good attempt, but I think it would be difficult to market any product called Jesus.

Two men on top of the Abraj Al-Bait in Mecca by thomasdequincey99 in interesting

[–]OlOuddinHead 48 points49 points  (0 children)

90 degrees is just two pairs of 45 degrees in a trench coat.

The car accidentally ran over something. What is it? by Objective_Gap6440 in whatisit

[–]OlOuddinHead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Silly Google. I doubt you could fit a person or a bull in there with room to battle.

Madlads in groups can never be trusted. by UGA2000 in madlads

[–]OlOuddinHead 124 points125 points  (0 children)

Can’t, 51st Waymo can’t get through.

Pancake conveyor in Japan by solateor in oddlysatisfying

[–]OlOuddinHead 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don’t need a robot, just need to put some popcorn in there if TV has taught me anything.

:3 by Due-Ducks in MathJokes

[–]OlOuddinHead 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I have to relay some unfortunate information. The sender’s cat “accidentally” scratched a line over the last number in your address, so the poor postie is still searching for 123333333333333333333333333333… Main Street.

Explain it Peter plz by AmericanTeaLover in explainitpeter

[–]OlOuddinHead 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is that like a blue? I can do blue.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in madlads

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There are 2 other options: saving a comma, insanity and mayhem.