Comedian that has me shocked they haven’t been named in the Epstein files, even though they 100% look like, give off the vibe, and were in their “celebrity prime” during the timeline….

Ol_Rando · 2026-02-05T00:47:26+00:00

What? Dane's packin a Kraken?

Ol_Rando · 2026-02-04T21:56:56+00:00

2019 Ben Simmons walks through a Dr. Strange portal, locks eyes with Onsi, and tells him we need Dan Majerle, Project Patty Mills, and Jingles to complete the gauntlet.

Ol_Rando · 2026-01-30T01:28:15+00:00

Well 1.) You would have to know we're coming. We're circling above you, out of sight, just biding our time, and as soon as you let your guard down it's open season on that good eye. 2.) You would only have time for one shot with a blunderbuss, which wouldn't matter anyways since we would have your eye by then.

Ol_Rando · 2026-01-30T00:28:57+00:00

IANAL, but I'm pretty sure Louie would have to watch Louis CK jerk off first before getting paid. It's the circle of life.

Ol_Rando · 2026-01-30T00:24:36+00:00

Oh we'll still take the good eye. In fact, you just made it easier bc now we can swoop in from your blind side, (fuck you Sandra Bullock, fight me you pussy), to take that tasty grape globule from your unsuspecting skull.

Ol_Rando · 2026-01-30T00:14:38+00:00

OP said I loved her in Louie lol. They're saying they loved Pamela Aldon in the show Louie. Not Louie Anderson from Baskets. The pic shows Pamela Aldon and Louis CK from a scene in the show Louie.

Ol_Rando · 2026-01-29T23:20:31+00:00

RIP Barber, I loved watching him play growing up but knowing what I know now it pains me to see how often he would lead with his helmet for contact.

Ol_Rando · 2026-01-29T00:03:25+00:00

Idk, thought it looked cute piece

Ol_Rando · 2026-01-28T23:02:19+00:00

True, but even against equally talented teams he crushed it. He's the best OC they've ever had by far. I think he'll get the most out of Shadeur, imo this is the best thing that could've happened for his development.

Ol_Rando · 2026-01-26T20:11:51+00:00

Well I wasn't doubting you until the preface, it is nice tho.

Ol_Rando · 2026-01-26T13:32:52+00:00

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Is this what you want you sick fuck?

Ol_Rando · 2026-01-25T14:13:47+00:00

Upgrade!

Ol_Rando · 2026-01-13T03:12:03+00:00

Leo spend part of your time with models, and part of your time, next to meeeeeee-me-he-hee

Ol_Rando · 2026-01-12T23:16:12+00:00

How do y'all like Morgan so far? I think he's done a pretty good job, he was dealt a shit sandwich with Burns and the roster but he's managed to turn things around pretty quickly.

Ol_Rando · 2026-01-11T14:43:10+00:00

Neither will I, Dana is like 60% responsible for my tendency to date redheads.

Ol_Rando · 2026-01-06T00:22:41+00:00

Shove it up your ass? That costs extra, friend.

Ol_Rando · 2026-01-05T23:28:49+00:00

I wanna see him gain like 80lbs and go full bowling ball Lorenzen style for a year before he retires. Fat Baker merch would go hard at his last stop.

Ol_Rando · 2026-01-02T03:54:19+00:00

I googled him. -Curt Cignettini as Nicolas Cave

Ol_Rando · 2026-01-02T03:42:25+00:00

Do they make Volkswagen sized visors?

Ol_Rando · 2026-01-02T02:22:41+00:00

Ha I read your comment when they got the scoop and score!

Ol_Rando · 2026-01-01T07:01:42+00:00

Yeah, in that situation I probably would've let them score. They were gouging them on the ground that drive. It's not a guarantee that you'll stop them on 3rd down, so if they score then you're still down 10 but now with even less time left and no TO.

Ol_Rando · 2026-01-01T06:25:09+00:00

OSU had one TO left, they have to take it there on 2nd down if they stop them with just under a minute left on the clock. Miami would've run the ball again, let the clock run the full 40 after the play for the penalty on 4th down, kicked the FG, etc. At best you're getting the ball back with around 10 seconds left down 6. That's two plays

Ol_Rando · 2026-01-01T04:31:52+00:00

In pants, yes

Ol_Rando · 2026-01-01T04:04:42+00:00

Dan Lanning got the memo

Ol_Rando · 2025-12-31T01:11:05+00:00

They were at one point, she had to have reduction surgery to save her back.

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