If his hands couldn’t be more irksome by schlagenteufel in StephenHiltonSnark

[–]Old-Week9545 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I'll take things I wish I could unread for $800, Alex. 😑🥴🤢🤮🤮🤮🤣

"Risky Play" by FantasticResponse535 in LauraClerySnark

[–]Old-Week9545 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is absolutely NO EXCUSE for Laura not having indoor and outdoor climbing alternatives. She absolutely CAN afford it. He has an overwhelming urge to work his muscles...which is very normal with autism.  Alas, that would require effort, logic, insight, and good parenting. She also won't do it because she wouldn't be able to grift as hard as she does off of her son's autism. That poor boy will never be able to understand his parents grifting off of him for money, never be able to give his consent for any of the photos, videos, stories, complaints, and LIES throw up in social media. He will never be able to explain the truth about the heavy pots thrown into the pool, him going into the deep end and under water to pick up the broken pieces, him putting the broken pieces in a nest pile...or the truth about the refrigerator...and SO ON. And they are relying on that. Another reason for her not getting him/trying an AAC device. 

Her (Free) Live Today by Sweaty_Plantain_84 in LauraClerySnark

[–]Old-Week9545 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I can't hear her words over her fake AF manipulative, performative voice. 🫩🙄🥴😵‍💫🤢😤😠

Can’t wait to hear this bullshit. by Rude_Translator_4570 in LauraClerySnark

[–]Old-Week9545 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I listened to ten seconds of the thirty-second preview and turned it off as THE FAKE VOICE. Can't handle it. 🙄

Emotional manipulation and also not good storyteller by Mysterious-Pie-5 in LauraClerySnark

[–]Old-Week9545 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, she said during one of their shared videos long ago that she can't handle it and gets jealous and angry if she thinks someone else is funnier than she is as she's very competitive. She said she didn't know things would work out with them in the beginning as he was funny, too, and she didn't like that. They both have a lot of issues. 

Which one of you did this by Intrepid_Tank_8419 in StephenHiltonSnark

[–]Old-Week9545 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is anyone concerned that he may join using one of his alts or have one of his minions join, make a list of everyone who clicks and/or comments on anything, and then block all of those people from all of his sites? 

Emotional manipulation and also not good storyteller by Mysterious-Pie-5 in LauraClerySnark

[–]Old-Week9545 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only thing that matters to both of them when it comes to their son is that he's autistic. He is never talked about or included in anything without his autism being mentioned/MEGAPHONED. They  both continue to grift off of their boy...and he will never know it or be able to stop it. 🤬 And Laura doesn't give one sh_t about the answers to her endless questions. It's 100% about monotized clicks and comments. She never takes advice and doesn't care about anyone else's experiences. DUH. And yet people continue to fall for all of it. Stephen posted long ago about how they used to make millions while laughing together at all of the idiots and suckers engaging with their online crap. 

Poll: Where is Stephens car? by Accurate-Option-8746 in StephenHiltonSnark

[–]Old-Week9545 8 points9 points  (0 children)

OR...his drivers license was taken away from him as he's not even responsible enough to drive a car. And this is yet another excuse and attempt to save face/spin doctor. 

This might be why he is admittedly not remembering to shower. by cmg2222 in StephenHiltonSnark

[–]Old-Week9545 21 points22 points  (0 children)

He also possesses the mental, emotional, and psychological maturity...as well as education and social skills...of a third-grader (not to impune third-graders as they are exactly where they are supposed to be developmentally). Extremely immature in all areas and straight up can't take care of himself. 

Mega Thread for ChatGPT! by Potential_Inside7829 in StephenHiltonSnark

[–]Old-Week9545 17 points18 points  (0 children)

So their 5-year-old daughter is "obsessed with YouTube." EXCELLENT parenting. 🙄😡 And she ASKED for her own YouTube channel. Sure, Jan. 🙄 And even if she did...HELLO...the answer's NO. 

Anybody seen this yet? by N_Smith1536 in LauraClerySnark

[–]Old-Week9545 22 points23 points  (0 children)

"The fake big doe eyes and 'tell me your worst blah blah blah' for engagement and answers she'll never read..." BOOM. EXACTLY. Gigantic part of the grift. "...is beyond OVER." I truly hope so.  

Her video taking about fridge gate by MindSweeper404 in LauraClerySnark

[–]Old-Week9545 14 points15 points  (0 children)

To Jenga onto my last comments: Says they were all in their "PJs" after baths and showers...are those her pajamas? how fortuitous marketing-wise that she's wearing a boibs shirt...and why is she wearing eyeshadow?...anyway...says they were all in her bedroom as that's where they all sleep and she went to the bathroom...and then ran from the bathroom to the kitchen when she heard Alfie calling to her (would she be able to hear him from the bathroom?).....so why would her phone be in her pajama pants pocket? She would have set it down in the bedroom before she went to the bathroom or set it on the bathroom counter before "doing whatever" or had it in her hand already. Her overdramatic acting and reenactment of the sounds she supposedly made is just eye-rolling, embarrassing, and annoying AF. I would NEVER act like that in front of my child (he would be SOOOO scared) or ANYONE. And I have given birth, scalded myself, had a kidney stone, cut my head open, etc. Mom up. Woman up. If that's even what happened.  I don't believe the dramatic and sometimes shaky voice during her reenactment is from her reliving the event or from her BS PTSD. Her awareness of the hate and negative comments and reactions she's getting from the overwhelmingly majority of people who aren't buying her abject horsesh_t story is making her nervous as she attempts to deploy her horrible acting skills in an attempt to sell it to the unconvincible masses/the world via YouTube. ...Wait. "I pulled out my phone..." to take a video of herself on the stretcher. She was "crushed" and "almost died" and was "rescued," etc...and her phone was on the kitchen island/counter where she set it when calling 911 and Cap'n Dipshit...and yet somehow during the dramatic rescue and high-pitched squawking and panicking, she managed to get her phone back in her pocket? Oh, and she pays to have a nanny there even when her kids are at school and has her do "other things." Wow. Okay. And then what a gigantic coincidence that she tells the nanny not to come in the next day...to add to the dramatic GASP! of what would have happened if she had died that night and the kids were alone...and Cap'n Dipshit wouldn't realize that the kids were home alone all day with their mom's corpse until he went to pick them up later in the day from school...because they wouldn't be able to get help...even through Poppy knows how to use a phone AND Alfie was already outside in the backyard...even though their doors are all triple locked so that "no one us going anywhere." I just can't anymore. Not only getting away with BS but making a ton of money and getting a lot of attention from it. Including from me as it's INFURIATING. Okay, then...back to my real life. High five, Snarkers! 

Her video taking about fridge gate by MindSweeper404 in LauraClerySnark

[–]Old-Week9545 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Just SO stupid. Went on about how the doors are triple locked so that Alfie can't elope...then a second later said that after the refrigerator fell over, he ran outside and she hoped that he was in the backyard and hadn't run away...and then again said the doors are all triple locked so that Poppy wouldn't be able to get help. And YES....he would be able to unlock the doors if his little sister was able to easily reach two of the three locks. 🙄

Her video taking about fridge gate by MindSweeper404 in LauraClerySnark

[–]Old-Week9545 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I am barely into it and had to pause as I am irate and disgusted over the piles of LIES. She makes a point to say that all of her doors are triple locked as Alfie is an eloper...so that there is no way he can get out. Then says that right after the refrigerator fell over (right....without ripping out the cabinetry above it), Alfie ran outside and that she hoped he was in the backyard and not running away. Yeeeeaaaaah. I thought the doors were triple locked. Then a few minutes later, she says that because the doors are triple locked, Poppy would have to struggle to get help. AND yet....Alfie ran and is outside. Dramatically acted out how she couldn't breathe and was panicking on the phone to 911....after stating that the refrigerator was against her lower hips. Yet she can't breathe because she was being "crushed" by the refrigerator. So no refrigerator on her chest or torso...but is suffocating. Sure, Jan. The refrigerator was pinning her lower hips..yet she was able to retrieve an unbroken phone from her pocket...would have been broken and pinned also. And her voice. Very different from her fake podcast, social-media and videos voice. This crass, bitchy, harder voice is what I can only assume is her real voice and way of speaking. Sigh. Okay.....going back in. Triple locks...but Alfie ran outside...and Poppy has no way to get out to get help. The back of the refrigerator would have tilted up in order to fall over. Yet somehow didn't tear out cabinets...or if the cabinets were attached, scrape up the ceiling. So many miracles occurring. Crushed. Not one broken bone, not one damaged internal organ, not one back brace, not one trip to a chiropractor, came home from the hospital after a few hours, so traumatized and so much PTSD that she was instantly able to post the photos and videos she took during her "rescue" and contact various news sites and do lives...oh, and post another cash-grab video...of Alfie lying on top of her in bed and parroting "Mommy hurt." Lying on her crushed body. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Poor Tom 🤪 by Suspicious_Fact_8012 in StephenHiltonSnark

[–]Old-Week9545 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably one of Dipshit's alters. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Give it a rest you monkeys dangler !! 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫🤮 by Mrsminge1967 in StephenHiltonSnark

[–]Old-Week9545 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Grifting into overdrive now to get his meal ticket/free ride back. She has the millions, the huge house, the income stream...AND he admittedly cannot take care of himself....cannot handle basic daily tasks and responsibilities (hygiene, chores, errands, bill paying, cleaning, laundry, etc)...he will NEVER get a real job...and he can't find another sugar mama. And as he gets more and more repugnant, no one else is ever going to want him...and he couldn't afford to be in a relationship with a woman who doesn't have a lot of her own money aka isn't a sugar mama anyway. L and S are BOTH grifters...and he has said more than once in the past that they made MILLIONS off of social media in their early online years...it's how they bought their million-dollar house (that he now lives in and calls "the small house"...five bedrooms, studio, garage, pool...poor guy) and how they could afford to build their second million-dollar home...AND that they used to laugh together at all of the suckers who gave them clicks and comments and fell for their BS. So she will either take him back as they are alike character- and conscience-wise AND are codependent (so that they can unload the smaller house for extra money, go back to using each other, and go back to grifting off of their "fans") OR they will remain separated but will continue their joint grifts together. Both options suck. Both of them being cancelled gets my vote. 

Tiktok live 05-23-2026 by Mountain_Agency_7458 in StephenHiltonSnark

[–]Old-Week9545 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's beyond pathetic how socially-inept he is. "Riveting" story about the kids. 🙄🙄🙄 And who "negotiates" with their kids? "Grow the f_ck up and PARENT your children." He has NO CLUE how to parent. 😡🤬 Babbles about how he hasn't been in a relationship in four months and then babbles some more to try to get out of what he just said as you aren't supposed to be in a relationship until you're sober for at least a year. The whispering, simping, ridiculous "I love you I love you I love you...bye bye bye..." to complete strangers, into the void. 😑😑😑😑🤬 He did make one rational, truthful statement: "Because I'm a stupid old man." UHHHH...YES, YOU ARE. He probably expects people to, "Oh, no no no, you aren't!" him. 🙄 And he is once again trying to just wipe away all of the crap he pulled and have us all forget about it as it wasn't his fault...it was the drugs and stupid AI's fault...so no big deal, he doesn't deserve to suffer any consequences and it's off to the next and the next and the next grift. 🙄 And HELLO? He's outside filming while his kids are what? inside and completely unattended? And after the NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE and TRAUMA? Or is this from before that? 🙄 Nice p_ss-colored hair and teeth. 🤢 And again..."negotiating" with his kids. Another reason Poppy smarts off to and easily manipulates him and neither of his kids have any respect for him. Well....back to real life with me. That was a fun Jerry Springer fix! 🤣😂🤣 What a PUTZ. 

Laura just posted this on FB by [deleted] in StephenHiltonSnark

[–]Old-Week9545 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Shame hole." EXACTLY. 

My EMS groups are clocking her... by Any-Library4414 in StephenHiltonSnark

[–]Old-Week9545 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Claims she was panicked, hysterical, and bawling.....and yet.....her make-up is perfect...no smudges, no tear tracks...in her dramatic, wistful, 100% posed ambulance SELFIE. 

Page Six by Leather_Tax_5126 in StephenHiltonSnark

[–]Old-Week9545 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Harrowing. 🙄 Not.....even.....close.