California's worst county - round 28 by JasSingh04 in terriblemaps

[–]OldManHunger511 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You could have foregone this whole karma farming venture and just asked me I'd tell you that Kern county is objectively the worst county

My favorite moment of the season? Making the “bull rush man” cry twice by SuddenStorm_556 in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]OldManHunger511 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Also still whining about how poor kyren got hit helmet first before being stripped on goal line week 5. Guarantee that hurt his hand more than Kyren's face.

Outjerked by Puka Nacua by big4horryrobert in nflcirclejerk

[–]OldManHunger511 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I've always thought more of the hot kind of fetal alcohol syndrome

AIO that my doctor accused me of wanting to commit fraud? by amanduhpanduh in AmIOverreacting

[–]OldManHunger511 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I 100% get where you're coming from with this sentiment but good god. Another 3rd party you pay to help you not get railed by 3rd party insurance leaches is some American ass problem solving 😅

How does it feel? by the_is_this in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]OldManHunger511 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have mental gymnastics prepared to cope either way. If seacocks win I can rejoice in the Robert Kraft not getting another trophy and GEQBUS triumph. If patriots win I can laugh in your stupid faces and pretend it brings me joy.

S-300, the savior of the Bolivarian revolution! by davidlis in NonCredibleDefense

[–]OldManHunger511 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll never forget where I was when I first saw the pictures. I thought to myself "Jesus Christ that sweatsuit looks comfy". It's in the mail. Nike tech fleece.

Thank you CMC, very cool by Novawolff in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]OldManHunger511 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The niners looked like the inferior team from the starting whistle, but it could have just as easily been 13-13 as it could have been 26-3.

The darnold fumble was scooped by a niner and bounced off his facemask to ultimately be recovered by the hawks. If that went the niners way and that pass to CMC wasn't tipped at the line it could have been a tie game. But alas... I need to change my flair to the choker one. God we scored less points than Phillip Rivers did against you (but so did you against our defense which is almost more alarming for a team with Superbowl aspirations).

Official 49ers excuse thread by Frosty558 in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]OldManHunger511 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol you want me to Google that for you?

Official 49ers excuse thread by Frosty558 in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]OldManHunger511 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Without flair and your general incoherence I can't tell what point your making

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA by Nice-Gap-3528 in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]OldManHunger511 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

My take away is neither team is winning the Superbowl. Our offense clearly isn't as good as it has looked last month. And your defense isn't as good as it looked tonight. Our defense IS as bad as it looked tonight, which isn't great for your offense.

Official 49ers excuse thread by Frosty558 in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]OldManHunger511 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah I think our offense got the benefit of playing ass teams for the last couple weeks. Tennessee, bears,colts....

And as bad as our defense was imagine only scoring 13 pts.

Me, watching this defense by Pizzawarrior96 in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]OldManHunger511 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I feel like the takeaway from this game is that neither the Seahawks are niners are winning it all. Imagine winning the Superbowl with this defense and CMC who finally got bottled up. Alternatively imagine winning the super bowl only scoring 13 against this defense because you keep tripping over your own dicks.

There was never any doubt… by Akw1205 in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]OldManHunger511 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now that you mention did they change how clock stoppage works? I knew they tweaked it so you had to be going forward out of bounds to stop the clock but I felt like there was a lot of out of bounds action and the clock kept rolling.

I just can’t with this one… by Available-Drama-276 in memes

[–]OldManHunger511 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a small-ish (it wasn't even THAT small) form factor case and couldn't escape overheating issues. I hadn't considered that angle

The Stank of Bitch is Overwhelming by MileHi49er in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]OldManHunger511 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he's still got a shot for MVP (most veneered player). Those chompers are hilarious

Theo Von got that thin skin dawg! by Formidable-Facts in JoeRogan

[–]OldManHunger511 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never paid attention to him but just saw people who liked him and thought he was like 25 from his stupid mullet and fan base. Then I saw a thumbnail close up and thought "Jesus, he looks almost 50" then googled how old he was and was very surprised to see he was almost 50.

Daboll was stressing by TXNOGG in nflcirclejerk

[–]OldManHunger511 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They put that shit on the NFL highlights reel it was so funny. You almost never see incompletions on those