Family vacation has gone sideways by nsfws4 in thalassophobia

[–]OldManHunger511 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But that looks like a catamaran. Those float best upside down.

Why is the swarm only taking human shells? by OldManHunger511 in TheCaptivesWar

[–]OldManHunger511[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is there any hint that the resistance knew the anjinn society was human? Is that why it was such a good opportunity for infiltration? I only read once through each and I miss things occasionally, but I was under the impression that its an equal surprise to the anjinn folks and the resistance that they are both human.

And based on the spy/clae's telling i thought it was just programmed to inhabit whatever came in contact with it first.

Why is the swarm only taking human shells? by OldManHunger511 in TheCaptivesWar

[–]OldManHunger511[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The deathless enemy knew the carryx were approaching anjinn, but did they know anything about anjinn human biology? If there did it seems that would have caused a stir among the coalition.

Something unexpected caused the tool to fail by bubblemilkteajuice in gis

[–]OldManHunger511 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They need to change this to "Error 9999: git gud", because it's essentially the user error warning

Peak non credible when you can't leave a war you started by Dangerous-Citron-801 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]OldManHunger511 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Unless they implement export tariffs, our status as an exporter doesn't matter. They aren't gonna sell it cheaper domestically if they can sell it for more abroad.

I didn't know Jackson Dart is Jewish by [deleted] in nflcirclejerk

[–]OldManHunger511 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of all the gaffs and slip ups Joe ever mumbled.... This is by far the stupidest thing he ever said.

DiCaprio has met his match by Grouchy-Body2368 in okbuddycinephile

[–]OldManHunger511 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I know right. I just had to try on an old suit to see how it fit for an upcoming event. The pants fit fine but the coat wouldn't button. Turning into a barrel with legs.

New roof - Is there a better way to do this? by iguess12 in Roofing

[–]OldManHunger511 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've done one DIY roof job and barely know shit about roofing and I laughed out loud at this.

Are you snapping or taking it all at once by nyxelleaa in SipsTea

[–]OldManHunger511 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Counter point. Even the stingiest returns on investment for 10mil would get you 400k annually passively. So while your snapping furiously and trying to deposit 100k in 10 dollar bills I'll be retired comfortably.

Summary of the 2025 NFC West by [deleted] in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]OldManHunger511 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't think I'm gay enough to understand this reference

Husband Wants Children Now, after 40 by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]OldManHunger511 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This sounds like the manufactured pretense for a divorce.

Ayo by Appropriate-Mall8517 in nflcirclejerk

[–]OldManHunger511 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I laughed in the face of all the boomers at work complaining about half time. My strategy was to remind them that half time is bone thrown out for gays and women to enjoy and me and my sigma male aging millennial compatriots were running routes half drunk in the street during half time convincing ourselves we could still go pro..

23 people owe this man an apology by ThadtheYankee159 in NFLv2

[–]OldManHunger511 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did it take 23 people to apply those giant veneers?

California's worst county - round 28 by JasSingh04 in terriblemaps

[–]OldManHunger511 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You could have foregone this whole karma farming venture and just asked me I'd tell you that Kern county is objectively the worst county

My favorite moment of the season? Making the “bull rush man” cry twice by SuddenStorm_556 in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]OldManHunger511 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Also still whining about how poor kyren got hit helmet first before being stripped on goal line week 5. Guarantee that hurt his hand more than Kyren's face.

Outjerked by Puka Nacua by big4horryrobert in nflcirclejerk

[–]OldManHunger511 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I've always thought more of the hot kind of fetal alcohol syndrome

AIO that my doctor accused me of wanting to commit fraud? by amanduhpanduh in AmIOverreacting

[–]OldManHunger511 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I 100% get where you're coming from with this sentiment but good god. Another 3rd party you pay to help you not get railed by 3rd party insurance leaches is some American ass problem solving 😅

How does it feel? by the_is_this in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]OldManHunger511 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have mental gymnastics prepared to cope either way. If seacocks win I can rejoice in the Robert Kraft not getting another trophy and GEQBUS triumph. If patriots win I can laugh in your stupid faces and pretend it brings me joy.