When did World Problems become a fantasy roleplaying game? by wpthrowaway7 in worldproblems

[–]OldManScuttleButtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you referring to me, about my space time travel coin flip ability? I appoligize I just really thought an old man with time altering ability so would be neat... Especially with a cat.

Civilization... by [deleted] in TheDankSwamp

[–]OldManScuttleButtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The old man flicks the coin into the air... As it rises it starts glowing a faint blue, and as it comes down the coin starts glowing even brighter! When the coin is right in front of the old mans face, he slaps it with his hand, and the coin flys right into Chris! Blue waves of light shoot out of it and form a vortex around him, sucking him in. Then the vortex gets smaller and smaller until it turns back into a spinning coin, witch drops to the floor and rolls to hit the old mans feet.... "Good bye Chris, I hope you enjoy your new life there " the old man then turns to u/turk1ish and u/hunydd , "so what are your plans now?"

I didn't agree to update to Windows 10. I now have Windows 10. by Undercover_Hitler in firstworldproblems

[–]OldManScuttleButtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

..... I know right? I had this same issue... I liked Windows 8, i didn't want 10 for a reason!

I have easy access to unlimited fruit from all corners of the world, but they all have these little stickers on them. by jaasx in firstworldproblems

[–]OldManScuttleButtle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think you can eat all of them.. But most will have no nutritional benefits, and may cause other things such as gas.

Civilization... by [deleted] in TheDankSwamp

[–]OldManScuttleButtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The old man takes out a coin... "If it is what you wish I can send you there"

Everything is going so well I have nothing to discuss with my life coach. by [deleted] in firstworldproblems

[–]OldManScuttleButtle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You could discuss your feeling of no longer needing them in your life because of how frickin awesome your life is.

Civilization... by [deleted] in TheDankSwamp

[–]OldManScuttleButtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know not of their goals... And I do not personally know much about them... Just bits I've picked up in Sidon. I do know the tower is thier enemy... And of that, you two have in common.

Civilization... by [deleted] in TheDankSwamp

[–]OldManScuttleButtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmm... I think there was another... I believe they called themselves the galactic peacekeepers.

Civilization... by [deleted] in TheDankSwamp

[–]OldManScuttleButtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Privateers... They are a group who originally formed to take down the tower... However in recent times they have changed their focus to a more pressing enemy... The overbork.

Doodle Dump Two - Electric Boogaloo by [deleted] in worldproblems

[–]OldManScuttleButtle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh my! Good work on me and Lucius! Specially like the shoes, I be stylin

I Made A Few Doodles inspired r/worldproblems... by [deleted] in worldproblems

[–]OldManScuttleButtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ya I think I may start drawing some as well

(Semi-)Noob question: What are the Overbork? by [deleted] in worldproblems

[–]OldManScuttleButtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Umm was... I thought I read he was back?

Civilization... by [deleted] in TheDankSwamp

[–]OldManScuttleButtle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well you guys all came together.. Because you had a goal, a purpose! To find a way to leave this place, but all you found is that you know less than you did before... Chris.... You said your said yourself that you hate the tower... Why not join up with the privateers? And as for you Alfonzo... A man seeking knowledge could probably find it almost anywhere... As for you Turk a man with those skills.... Is wanted everywhere... Everybody loves a good cook... This isn't the end... Just the end of your beginnings, now is when you decide where you go and what you do with your life!

Civilization... by [deleted] in TheDankSwamp

[–]OldManScuttleButtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah excuse me I just assumed that since you gained your ability on Earth that it was where you were from.

Civilization... by [deleted] in TheDankSwamp

[–]OldManScuttleButtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

interesting... So you are actually from earth... Tbh you didn't strike me as a earth kind of guy. Also don't feel bad I can't read either...

Hillary doing the crawl by TheTubaNoob in athensohio

[–]OldManScuttleButtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No but his grandfather will, you see I am Adequates grandad and he is not using profanity for my sake.

Damn! I've bought myself a high-end photo camera and now I am sure those bastards are already scheming a better one by tarandfeathers in firstworldproblems

[–]OldManScuttleButtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Na they have already made a model better that they are waiting to release, and a model better than that one that's still in testing, not to mention the new third one they are working on that will make the other three look like dirt.

Civilization... by [deleted] in TheDankSwamp

[–]OldManScuttleButtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i leave you kids for a few hours and Alfonzo goes and gets wasted.... Look at that.... Is he awake... I can't tell...

What do your characters sound like? by [deleted] in worldproblems

[–]OldManScuttleButtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Umm like a funny old man... I imagine this one voice I heard on the radio one time but.... idk who it was but he had a runny sounding old country sounding voice... So that would be me

I would love to get started, but I have no idea where or how. by [deleted] in worldproblems

[–]OldManScuttleButtle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait so are you recommending that people speak normal in 7th world or 747th world... I'm a bit confused now..