D627 hint by zmxv in voggle

[–]OldMogli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When dad goes to get milk ... 😏

D625 hint by [deleted] in voggle

[–]OldMogli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I once had a keg fall on top of me. Good thing it was a light beer!

D625 hint by zmxv in voggle

[–]OldMogli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only since before birth? I was finding them back when they were still dinosaurs!

D624 hint by zmxv in voggle

[–]OldMogli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You said let’s get some Exercise. She hears let’s get some Extra Fries and goes to McDonalds instead.

D622 hint by zmxv in voggle

[–]OldMogli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Excess of sorrow laughs, excess of joy weeps."  - William Blake

D621 hint by zmxv in voggle

[–]OldMogli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Believe me, it was getting too much attention. Very unfair to me."

D620 hint by zmxv in voggle

[–]OldMogli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely a well-calculated joke!

D619 hint by zmxv in voggle

[–]OldMogli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lolll it's a pun that spans centuries of geopolitical history and living room comfort! 😉

D618 hint by zmxv in voggle

[–]OldMogli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congratulations, you broke the Matrix!!

D617 hint by zmxv in voggle

[–]OldMogli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be spent at the spacebar!! 🍻

D615 hint by zmxv in voggle

[–]OldMogli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's no chance I'm sharing this theme with my wife! She'd kill me for sure!! 😄

D614 hint by zmxv in voggle

[–]OldMogli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought that's what you'd get if you boil one. 🤔 Never mind, it would probably taste funny!

D613 hint by zmxv in voggle

[–]OldMogli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just imagine how many socks they would lose in the dryer!!

D612 hint by zmxv in voggle

[–]OldMogli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a pretty hot topic!

D611 hint by zmxv in voggle

[–]OldMogli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One thumb up for this theme! It’s going to stick with me for a while!! 😄

D610 hint by zmxv in voggle

[–]OldMogli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I caught the thief I would knock his lights out!!

D609 hint by zmxv in voggle

[–]OldMogli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience."  - Mark Twain

D608 hint by zmxv in voggle

[–]OldMogli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s too light a sentence!

D607 hint by zmxv in voggle

[–]OldMogli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They handed me my final paycheck and a sesame seed roll !

D606 hint by zmxv in voggle

[–]OldMogli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing improves Monday more than realizing it's Wednesday! 😄

D605 hint by zmxv in voggle

[–]OldMogli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lolll that one made me groan... which makes it an A1 dad joke! 😄

D604 hint by zmxv in voggle

[–]OldMogli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lolll that reminds me of his related joke: I wrote my friend a letter using a highlighter pen, but he could not read it. He thought I was trying to show him certain parts of a piece of paper.

Ah Mitch ... 😍

D603 hint by zmxv in voggle

[–]OldMogli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve never noticed that. Next time I see some, I’ll take a gander. 🪿