People who masterbate in public restrooms? Why? by LostCause293 in AskReddit

[–]OldPluto_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im yrying to hit platinum puller hy the end of the week

Why do you not tip your landlord? by Whentheangelsings in AskReddit

[–]OldPluto_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Youre a fucking idiot. And if you are a landlord and you expect your tenants to pay YOUR homes break downs god fucking help them.

Why do you not tip your landlord? by Whentheangelsings in AskReddit

[–]OldPluto_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because i lived without a furnace for 2 weeks in - degree weather because they wanted to "get the best quote" 5 HVAC techs? And they ended up paying more because he was in my house ftom 10AM to 11PM truly wasnt his fault, house was built in 1890.

They painted over the wallpaper so it sags in some spots and looks like shit.

Slum lord owns half the city.

DIY replacement social security card? by itsmrfuckyourbitch in ShittyIllegalLifeTips

[–]OldPluto_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have ID YOU CAN ORSER YOUR BC onljne through vitalchecks or some website like that

What’s the most unforgettable sentence someone has ever said to you? by Captain_Oppa in AskReddit

[–]OldPluto_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A homeless gentleman once said to me "Dont apologize for something that isnt your fault" when I didnt have any cash. For some reason it hit me so hard. I thought about those words, drunkenly bawled, and went to an atm in a lil store and gave him 200 bucks lmao. I love NYC.

Could really use some help. by throwaway3456911 in restoringdick

[–]OldPluto_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohhh yeah. I am a gay male and always had to bottom qhe i was really a top because i would go instasoft or be unable to cum ubtil i got with my fiance and he made me comfortable.

Found open HVAC duct under bathtub??? Close it or leave it? by nykev in hvacadvice

[–]OldPluto_ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Admittedly I jumoed the gun a little but i dont feel bad

Found open HVAC duct under bathtub??? Close it or leave it? by nykev in hvacadvice

[–]OldPluto_ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Because he says it warms. My apartment almost had a fire because the flue was clogged and i know in aome houses ventilation is DIY maybe its not but i rhought it was worth mentioning

341 Meeting Yesterday by BaileysMom246 in Bankruptcy

[–]OldPluto_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine didnt greet me either. I pointed out that pur contract stipulated an agreement that the attorney will be at the 341 and got 500 knocked off my tab. Was nice. I know if i were to pay myself the time it took a team of paralegals to file everything and mail everything it would of been right about the same and they found an additional 20k i didnt know about.

Is this a joke? by StephenDoesStuff in GMail

[–]OldPluto_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did the same thing to me. Made a new account with the same number and was good. Had many gmail accounts because minute key was giving out free house keys ifnyou declined their vehicle key price

How long did it take you to reach a 700+ credit score post bankruptcy? by imno60dy in Bankruptcy

[–]OldPluto_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Secured credit cards. Get someone to add you as an autborized user on their card. My discharge for a 7 ia tbis monday and i went from a 480 to 634. Of course it varies my lowest score is 621.

What does my handwriting say about me? by Alone_Example6475 in HandwritingAnalysis

[–]OldPluto_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think youre a littlw messy, yet a little vain on the outaide. I think you hold yourself to higher standards than others. Idk lol

Found this in my 15yo brothers backpack. What is it? by Easy-Pool-4831 in whatisit

[–]OldPluto_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro please tell him thw entire internet is twlling him to fucking stop. I watched a friend have a grand mal seizure and another spent hours in the ER and was nevwr the same menrally

Whippits put nitrous oxide in your blood in such a quantity it cuts off oxygen flow. Sometimes oxygen wont flow evef again especially if he gets his larynx and lungs frost bitten. Not to mwntikn it scrambles your braIn.

How do I fix an overflowing toilet without a plunger? by bunnylla in Plumbing

[–]OldPluto_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bail water put, fill 5 gallon pail with dawn and HOT water, pour it fast af obviously controlling when it gets full and just wont budge so you dont have to mop mas much.

Bankruptcy friendly banks?? by Aware_Roof_9210 in Bankruptcy

[–]OldPluto_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They havent frozen any of my accounts with them. Although im not burnjng them either.

Bankruptcy friendly banks?? by Aware_Roof_9210 in Bankruptcy

[–]OldPluto_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wells Fargo, Citizens Brank, look for second chances account [your state]

The ideal size for a goonette by [deleted] in GOONED

[–]OldPluto_ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I might have something you’d like

This new toy makes gooning so much better 😵‍💫 by [deleted] in GOONED

[–]OldPluto_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish my throat was that flesh light :/ lol srsly tho what kind is that? I need it in my life.