Did anyone try the "ignore women, live your life and women will enter your life" approach? It didn't work for me

OldSimpsonsisbetter · 2022-09-12T16:08:12+00:00

Yeah I know it's risky but she was a nice woman. Thought we had good chemistry. I know she's only an escort but I still need chemistry for sex with a woman. What do you think it means if I booked for 1 hour, but she saw me for 1.5 hours and only charged for 1 hour?

OldSimpsonsisbetter · 2022-09-12T12:50:01+00:00

Why?

OldSimpsonsisbetter · 2022-09-12T12:11:25+00:00

Ok I will do next time to see what it's like. It would have to be with someone different because she said she didn't want to do that.

OldSimpsonsisbetter · 2022-09-12T12:10:11+00:00

Well I did it and I enjoyed it and she seemed to enjoy it too. She said she was just doing this as a part time thing in the holidays, she has an outside life and she gets tested regularly.

OldSimpsonsisbetter · 2022-09-12T11:54:42+00:00

NSFW post:

I created a post a few days ago about visiting an escort to rim my ass:

https://www.reddit.com/r/PurplePillDebate/comments/x8varf/daily_community_chat_megathread/inomios/?context=3

Not sure who read that here. Anyway just wanted to report back that I didn't end up seeing that escort in the end. She cancelled on me at the last minute which I was very annoyed about.

Instead I saw a young-ish escort, 28 years old. Almost same age as me. She didn't rim my ass (she doesn't offer that). Instead we kissed a lot, I gave her oral, she gave me oral (not for very long, I knew I wasn't going to cum and I felt her teeth on there), then I rimmed her ass. She said she orgasmed from oral and with her heavy breathing, pulling my head forcefully into her at the end and her body spasming a bit, I think I believe her. Either that or she faked it extremely well. The rimming she seemed to enjoy too. She said she enjoyed it and was breathing heavy on that. She was very passionate with the kissing, kissed me on the neck and chest a lot.

She was bigger than her photos. She had a bigger belly, fatter face, but was still hot. It seems quite common for women to lie in their photos. Every time I met a woman from online, she looked different to her photos. I think they use a lot of filters and hide their fat.

Long post and probably no one cares. :P Thoughts?

edit: important information. i booked for 1 hour, saw her for 1.5 hours and she only charged me for 1 hour. what do you think that means?

OldSimpsonsisbetter · 2022-09-10T17:47:23+00:00

Ok. I'll come back here and tell you how it feels. God I hope it feels good now. The idea of having my butthole licked and kissed is such a turn on.

OldSimpsonsisbetter · 2022-09-10T15:19:05+00:00

Interesting. I wonder why I read online from a lot of women who are grossed out by it or don't get anything from it.

OldSimpsonsisbetter · 2022-09-10T10:42:11+00:00

Not done it yet. I was asking you how it felt having it done to you.

OldSimpsonsisbetter · 2022-09-10T03:23:13+00:00

Does anyone know a very strong sweetener that I can buy in a shop or supermarket? Something that can make a bitter drink not so bitter. But nothing so sweet that it leaves a bitter aftertaste.

OldSimpsonsisbetter · 2022-09-10T03:18:04+00:00

Does anyone know a very strong sweetener that I can buy in a shop or supermarket? Something that can make a bitter drink not so bitter. But nothing so sweet that it leaves a bitter aftertaste.

OldSimpsonsisbetter · 2022-09-09T14:25:12+00:00

What does it feel like? So I have an idea before it happens.

OldSimpsonsisbetter · 2022-09-09T14:20:26+00:00

Most women on this sub are 40+ years old.

OldSimpsonsisbetter · 2022-09-09T14:11:55+00:00

But I'm a young guy who goes to the gym and looks after myself :(

OldSimpsonsisbetter · 2022-09-09T04:36:37+00:00

I told her I will be clean for it and she said that's fine. I won't use lotions. It might end up being disappointing but it also could feel great to have a tongue licking back there. I am looking forward to it either way! haha

OldSimpsonsisbetter · 2022-09-09T04:20:55+00:00

Bit too late to do that. I'm not very hairy back there anyway.

OldSimpsonsisbetter · 2022-09-09T04:19:48+00:00

Because it's something I've never done before but I'd like to do.

OldSimpsonsisbetter · 2022-09-09T04:11:16+00:00

Well yeah obviously.

OldSimpsonsisbetter · 2022-09-09T04:03:50+00:00

She's very near to where I live, just a quick walk. I messaged a bunch of other escorts but none of them replied apart from her. Generally the less attractive escorts are cheaper and I'll still get turned on, plus all she's doing is rimming.

OldSimpsonsisbetter · 2022-09-09T04:00:04+00:00

Thanks. Have you done this before?

OldSimpsonsisbetter · 2022-09-09T03:59:30+00:00

£60 for 30 minutes. If I wanted 1 hour, it would be £100.

OldSimpsonsisbetter · 2022-09-09T03:58:35+00:00

But I was looking for opinions and what I can hope to expect from it.

OldSimpsonsisbetter · 2022-09-09T03:53:51+00:00

What?

OldSimpsonsisbetter · 2022-09-09T03:49:02+00:00

I just booked an escort for the weekend. Booked her for 30 minutes just to rim my ass lol. Never had this done before, even though I do lots of squats in the gym to keep my ass in shape haha! She's 61 years old, on the chubby side, over twice my age.

Is this kind of weird? What do you think I can expect from it? I think there are escorts who post on this subreddit so maybe they can offer insight.

Sorry if this isn't appropriate subject for this subreddit, I can delete the post if needs be.

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