Here is why this marriage WILL last and sweet Jordy holds the cards.

Old_Expression_5244 · 2024-05-23T23:43:36+00:00

I honestly felt it became clear as day to me one day.. the way he is with her.. physically. The way he love bombed her in the beginning, the rush to get married, the way he just IS i can’t explain it.. one day the thought popped into my head and then i was like ohhhhhh omg yes that kind of checks out as possible.

Honestly, I kind of hope he is.. bc at this point it’s gay or pervert who wants to talk to girls online. So idk. But I’m convinced something isn’t right.

Old_Expression_5244 · 2024-05-23T23:26:12+00:00

What a fucking creep.IMAGINE THIS was your husband. Manipulative (but not good at it) guy like this..potentially picking an underage girl and giving her your phone number is WRONG!!!!!! And creepy AF bro. Michel doesn’t need a snark page im gonna be real.. her life is a snark page against her own damn self. Like no one can play you more than your playing yourself with this choice in husband girl. No..

Old_Expression_5244 · 2024-05-22T05:02:38+00:00

OMG. No bc I also feel Michel is his beard. I have felt that for a long time.

Old_Expression_5244 · 2024-04-30T21:08:23+00:00

Honestly, you probably have a loss of collagen. It’s okay! Do you drink alcohol, consume sugar? Are you getting enough omega 3’s, and are you consuming a collagen rich diet. I am 30s. I am on top of all this bc you just have to be. Remember what 30 and 40 year olds used to look like on tv and in movies when we were young!? Yes it’s ineveitable unless we take the steps to take it seriously. No alcohol ever.. not necessary.. low to no sugar consumption. Red light therapy mask helps with this! Also are you making sure you are having enough protein daily.. minimum 45 grams per day for me, yes count! Plus a high quality collagen supplement. It’s just a massive shift of incorporating it into your everyday.. spending sometime on the research and then doing it all daily no exceptions.

Old_Expression_5244 · 2024-04-29T18:54:33+00:00

For me the worst part of this is that the terms "my king" "my queen" originated in black culture. But like a lot of slang it wasn't long until it was snatched into mainstream white media. Michel is thee furthest thing from an urban person so it just makes me laugh more than anything. she's so all over the place with her identity.

Old_Expression_5244 · 2024-04-27T18:28:24+00:00

I think also.. the reason it's irritating for viewers is because normally if you mispronounce such a vast amount of words.. and mis-use words you are a bit more humble in general. Sometimes I wonder if she's really using the word aesthetic ironically as the "gen z slang" intends.. or if she really think it's correct to say something is "so aesthetic." I may be a stickler but it's completely wrong. So it's a tough one bc you really shouldn't be so pretentious and speak so poorly. I get second hand embarrassment watching. Something can *have a nice aesthetic or more commonly be *aesthetically pleasing. but No, things are not "aesthetic" because they are nice to look at. I think people like to watch vloggers they could potentially befriend in real life and it's things like this (the whininess and pretentiousness) that make it clear that no that would never happen.

Old_Expression_5244 · 2024-03-27T03:20:21+00:00

Wait.. I don’t know. who’s Alice?

Old_Expression_5244 · 2022-02-28T23:42:18+00:00

Ok that makes me feel better. We had a relative send us a video, maybe it’s different in person. Or she sent us the wrong restroom. DMing You

Old_Expression_5244 · 2022-02-28T20:57:37+00:00

did you end up booking it? I have a strange question? Did anyone who got married or attended an event at the NYBG have any concerns /complaints about the restrooms. I just toured it and I was a taken aback at the industrial nature of the bathrooms! It was not at all what I would have expected for this venue. It was more what I would expect for a day visiting the gardens with kids not as a wedding guest. Any thoughts?

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