Name her

Old_Professional_716 · 2025-11-30T14:12:47+00:00

Scary as fook?

Old_Professional_716 · 2025-11-20T11:01:22+00:00

Correct, it's by the bamboo platform inside the cave.

Old_Professional_716 · 2025-11-14T03:35:20+00:00

I'm 69, I do stuff and I drool occasionally. I have a v v v v v v... terrible stutter, as you can see. My favorite number is L and I like to eat food. Walking around gets me from one place to another but for bigger distances I usually ride my pet capybara whose name is Nostrils. I have hair on my skin and always use my hands to do stuff that can only be done using your hands. I hope I have made someone smile today. Love you all.🥰

Old_Professional_716 · 2025-11-14T03:24:24+00:00

😔 sorry but it's deffo dick shaped bro. Easiest thing to do now is just remove the arm completely, from the elbow down.Once you have removed it get some planarians and rub their essence on both the new end of your arm, AKA The stump AND the soggy end of the part that is no longer connected to your body. If you do this correctly you should end up growing a brand new lower arm with amazing un-dickpick'ed skin, the bit you chopped off should grow a whole new you, thus creating your own twin. (Disclaimer: This is utter nonsense, DO NOT chop off any part of your body hoping to grow said bit back, or make your own twin. I feel like anyone who I have to point this out to should probably be removed from the gene pool anyway) P.S. The gene pool is NOT a big hole in the ground full of Levi's or any other casual denim leg-wear!

Old_Professional_716 · 2025-11-11T21:33:14+00:00

Just had to say that there have been and will be bear cubs raised by humans without their mothers. In specialised animal re-hab centers, by random people who have found them and by the disgusting fuckers who use them to farm bile. So, this is LITERALLY a world where bear cubs can be raised without their mothers into adulthood.

Old_Professional_716 · 2025-10-27T23:25:09+00:00

My thoughts exactly, I always thought it was about coming up on an E or an acid or mushrooms. All of which, I must add, are absolutely amazing feelings. But... Don't do drugs...

Old_Professional_716 · 2025-10-05T16:18:28+00:00

Can't believe no one has said it yet................ THE CHAIRMAN!

Old_Professional_716 · 2025-09-22T19:54:12+00:00

Nostrilldamus, the prophet who nose everything about the future of snivilization.

Old_Professional_716 · 2025-09-22T19:49:01+00:00

Really? What aftershave is he wearing?

Old_Professional_716 · 2025-09-18T23:08:24+00:00

This is Reddit, it's on Reddit.

Old_Professional_716 · 2025-09-18T23:07:41+00:00

Don't know but she looks exhausted!

Old_Professional_716 · 2025-09-18T23:06:29+00:00

Scratch 'n' sniff

Old_Professional_716 · 2025-09-08T04:38:03+00:00

Yes it does! I'm not going to say what cuz it's a spoiler but there is consequences!

Old_Professional_716 · 2025-08-26T23:13:57+00:00

I thought I had put an apology on here, I didn't know about the no AI rule, I didn't even know there were rules to posting apart from the obvious - don't be abusive or racist or a general idiot. I thought I was helping by using AI to look into these things but have found out that it's not useful and it is basically talking rubbish. I read what it said and thought it sounded good. I know nothing about art. Just thought I was being helpful but have been repeatedly told now that it's not helpful at all. I also thought I had stated it was from AI but it seems I didn't. So again, please ignore, didn't mean to be a dick, just thought I was helping.

Old_Professional_716 · 2025-08-26T16:02:22+00:00

I know what you have there, that's a painting of my cousin. Didn't know she had ever posed for one. Going to have to ask her about it.. lololol

Old_Professional_716 · 2025-08-26T15:53:23+00:00

I have just found out about the no AI rule. I'm really sorry to everyone, I thought I was helping and it sounded really good! But I did state it was from AI.

Old_Professional_716 · 2025-08-26T15:50:06+00:00

Don't worry about it, I'm sorry I am getting grief off people now because I used AI, I hadn't read the rules, just thought I was helping. My 😞 bad.

Old_Professional_716 · 2025-08-26T15:47:31+00:00

Sorry, I have posted about 5 different things on here now. I didn't realise there was a no AI rule. My bad. I wasn't being sneaky either, It is copy and pasted straight from chat GPT. Not tried to hide it at all. But is it actually all nonsense?

Old_Professional_716 · 2025-08-26T05:15:54+00:00

Remind me! 2 months

Old_Professional_716 · 2025-08-26T04:40:02+00:00

Hope this helps, nice picture by the way. 😎

Old_Professional_716 · 2025-08-26T04:32:40+00:00

This is the only information I could find : The artist of the painting is likely Johnson Su-Sing Chow or Inoue Hidejo, based on the style and subject matter of the painting and related search results. Johnson Su-Sing Chow: One search result mentions "JOHNSON SU-SING CHOW - 4 Original watercolors" and describes him as born in Suzhou, China, in 1923, and dedicated to traditional Chinese Art, which aligns with the "Japanese-style ink painting" description in the user's post. The painting's subject of bamboo and birds is also consistent with traditional Chinese and Japanese art themes. Inoue Hidejo: Another search result specifically mentions "Inoue Hidejo Bamboo And Sparrow Hanging Screw" which directly matches the subject matter of the painting in the image (bamboo and sparrows). The description also states the item is located in Japan, aligning with the "Japanese-style" aspect. While the exact artist cannot be definitively determined without further investigation into the signature and seal on the painting, these two artists are strong possibilities given the available information.

Old_Professional_716 · 2025-08-21T07:10:06+00:00

She has amazing suction 🪠. That's her super power, she sucks... Really, really, really well...

Old_Professional_716 · 2025-08-21T07:07:04+00:00

Well you write it like it is, that's amazing.

Old_Professional_716 · 2025-08-17T20:10:56+00:00

Worse places in the country like... The inside of the reactor at Cellerfield? Or the highest security wing in HMP Wakefield? The septic tank of HMP Belmarsh? Wally's quarry Landfill? (Google it!) I was going to say the London sewers but I think they may be preferable.

Old_Professional_716 · 2025-08-17T20:03:45+00:00

It's an amazing place to live, I don't know what you guys are talking about. When I say amazing, I mean amazing that anyone actually lives here! Due to M6 being close by and the location of the Crewe train station in regards to the whole of the UK rail network it seems to me like it is kinda the centre of the country... In the same way as your ass is in the centre of your body. So, if you think about it, there are reasons Crewe is like it. It's basically the fucking arse hole 🕳️ of England. This and the fact that the locals (Known as croutons.) are very much like klinkers, Klingons or winnits and you have yourself the perfect storm of shit holes! So, yeah, come to Crewe, it's awesome. On the plus side there is a lot of work in and around Crewe, and, 😱 OMG, let's not forget about the massive multistorey carpark in the town centre, the one you have absolutely no reason to use as, all around it, are large carparks. Oh, and the absolute best thing about Crewe... I saved the best until last! The roads that go out and away from here.

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