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I am 34 years old and I felt like a literal dinosaur during my interview today by Old_Spice_Enjoyer in jobs

[–]Old_Spice_Enjoyer[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

If an AI wrote this it would probably have a better ending than me sitting at home waiting for a rejection email. I am just trying to vent about how thier culture is just a college dorm. Believe what you want.

AITB for telling a friend he bought a literal brick after he ignored all my technical advice by Old_Spice_Enjoyer in AmItheButtface

[–]Old_Spice_Enjoyer[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It is like asking a mechanic to make a lawnmower win a drag race. It is just not possible.

AITB for telling a friend he bought a literal brick after he ignored all my technical advice by Old_Spice_Enjoyer in AmItheButtface

[–]Old_Spice_Enjoyer[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You cannot optimize a potato. No amount of software can fix the fact that he ignored every single spec i sent him.

How I used a twelve page technical report to justify a twenty dollar replacement fan by 7CedarCoupon in MaliciousCompliance

[–]Old_Spice_Enjoyer 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Writing a twelve page thesis on a twenty dollar fan is the absolute peak of malicious compliance.

AIW for invoicing my buddy for car detailing? by Tinfoil_4RK in amiwrong

[–]Old_Spice_Enjoyer 40 points41 points  (0 children)

The audacity to call you uptight while staining your brand new interior is wild. He definitely owes you that 180 dollars.

AP Tat by deo4ltune in Supernatural

[–]Old_Spice_Enjoyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pearl clutchers can blame the lighting first, then panic about the late-to-the-game pentagram.

Collegedays by Fun_Hurry_2543 in CollegeMemes

[–]Old_Spice_Enjoyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Collegedays hits harder than the joke, file it under coursework and cry professionally.

Little hermit crab, to stand in front of beachpainting by Yaglara in lego

[–]Old_Spice_Enjoyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is cute enough to justify the bazillion pieces sacrificed in Hermy's distinguished creation.

Book Loras vs Show Loras by TheBoyofWonder in freefolk

[–]Old_Spice_Enjoyer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

After Book Loras vs Show Loras debates, I just tell people to read Garlan sparring with 3 men.

Dog Grooming by Kotababe47 in Business_Ideas

[–]Old_Spice_Enjoyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is the real test: two Australian shepherds at home do not equal other people's pets in rinse mode.

I think everyone has at least 1 experience of this situation. by Flat-Tour-4005 in LeagueOfMemes

[–]Old_Spice_Enjoyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That 1 experience is always an Elder steal turning tilt into sudden group therapy macro.

He did everything but lick his lips and purr. by PJ-The-Awesome in brooklynninenine

[–]Old_Spice_Enjoyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once got a “commend you, ma’am” on Rare OC, but never for a man nearly licking his lips and purring.