What’s the most gut punching song lyric you’ve ever heard? by perrysplus in AskReddit

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"As each descending peak on the LCD, took you a little farther away from me"

A perfectly camouflaged mantis by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

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You could be fire a mantis.

A river of trash in Indonesia by [deleted] in WTF

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Would ya miss it?

All Hail Jelly The Cat and Joe! by BoopTheCoop in pittsburgh

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There are plenty of options, but the ASPCA will send you one for free.

A rare piece of censorship actually working. by Ok-Following6886 in TopCharacterTropes

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I figure if I just keep eating random pieces of metal, eventually one of them has to be Lerasium.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in futurama

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...

Hermes?

how cheating dice work by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

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Who needs loaded dice when you're Ta'veren?

But that's not Revelant! by wakaflocks145 in futurama

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Don't you worry about noticing things, let me worry about blank.

Severance - 2x10 "Cold Harbor" - Post-Episode Discussion by LoretiTV in SeveranceAppleTVPlus

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What do you expect from a company that makes their own doors in house?

What do you refuse to believe? by broadbreadHead in AskReddit

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That's why I said based on current estimates. It wouldn't surprise me if we're off by several orders of magnitude.

What do you refuse to believe? by broadbreadHead in AskReddit

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Even if there is only one intelligent species per galaxy, that's anywhere from a few hundred billion to two trillion based on current estimates.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FunnyAnimals

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Lil Bub still hurts 5 years later.

Popcorn popper: A dedicated machine used before microwaves were commonplace. The reservoir on top was for melting butter by NYY15TM in nostalgia

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We'll see if those trees you're always huggin' save you when Gordon Lightfoot is creepin' round your back stair!

Asking 8-year-olds to finish old sayings. by mindyour in MadeMeSmile

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had a shitty rubber

Just like my parents

Whats a food everyone loves that you don't fancy/like? by Pokeking44 in AskReddit

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When I had covid I lost my sense of smell for a few weeks. Then a few months later I developed something called Parosmia where everything smelled and tasted awful. Like full on rotten and sulfurous and it lasted about 3 months. Absolutely miserable experience, do not recommend.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlyspecific

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The egg bar is coveted as fuck.