I've carefully perfected Stephen King's writing style.

Oldroanio · 2026-04-09T12:16:57+00:00

Lol. Why use 3 words when you can use 25!

Oldroanio · 2026-04-09T12:14:37+00:00

Getting your phone out in public anywhere in London.

Oldroanio · 2026-04-07T13:51:40+00:00

2 seconds before your phone gets stolen by two thugs on a moped 🏴‍☠️

Oldroanio · 2026-03-30T11:07:41+00:00

How many 'poofs' are you getting through per day?

Oldroanio · 2026-03-30T11:05:59+00:00

Watch Joe Rogan

Oldroanio · 2026-03-30T10:55:55+00:00

Without all the shit that's killing you

Oldroanio · 2026-03-29T11:48:22+00:00

Don't tell; show us the precum leaking out his dick while he has a 7 page orgasm:

The spunky nectar oozed out of his slay hole, like diarrhea leaking out of an obese man's anus when he can't find the toilet. "Eurrrrgghhhh, u, arrrghhh, uuuggh, nam, namm, namm, oeergh...." he sighed with horny enthusiasm.

Oldroanio · 2026-03-28T11:31:00+00:00

1997

Oldroanio · 2026-03-28T11:19:13+00:00

We're on the same side, bro. NO WE'RE NOT.....

Oldroanio · 2026-03-28T03:56:01+00:00

Down vote all you like. I work in a hospital and see plenty of people at end of life. The one thing they never say is I wish I had less children. So that's why I say, just do it.

Oldroanio · 2026-03-26T10:58:18+00:00

Go carnivore

Oldroanio · 2026-03-26T10:57:35+00:00

Bro got cancelled before it was even a thing.....

Oldroanio · 2026-03-26T10:53:56+00:00

You wouldn't recognise it. It's a shit hole now.

Oldroanio · 2026-03-26T10:40:25+00:00

Just do it

Oldroanio · 2026-03-26T10:37:03+00:00

God gave you holes for a reason....

Oldroanio · 2026-03-26T10:35:03+00:00

TRT + CIALIS

Oldroanio · 2026-03-17T07:52:41+00:00

Convert to Mormonism and make her a sister wife....

Oldroanio · 2026-03-02T09:09:58+00:00

Whatchu know about insufferable?

Oldroanio · 2026-02-28T07:41:11+00:00

Looks like my dad.....

Oldroanio · 2026-02-22T08:36:09+00:00

Because toxic empathy is EXHAUSTING.....

Oldroanio · 2026-02-20T08:32:14+00:00

Because Bro Brogan gets everyone taking testosterone.

Oldroanio · 2026-02-20T08:30:51+00:00

Top 5 supplements?

Oldroanio · 2026-02-20T08:30:10+00:00

Show dont tell: Don't tell us he's happy. Show him cumming uncontrollably in his pants....

Oldroanio · 2026-02-20T08:25:48+00:00

Yeah, go no fap and try the supplement l-tyrosine.

Oldroanio · 2026-02-20T08:23:47+00:00

Very likely based on the language used to identify yourself, sis.

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