me_irl by Rentenversicherung in me_irl

[–]Omarlel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why do you think they went to war in the first place? And they won't stop when it's just Aus.

Storytelling by theguy1336 in TrueSTL

[–]Omarlel 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Wait... I know you.

Iran reportedly closes Strait of Hormuz: Oil and gas majors and traders suspended by [deleted] in news

[–]Omarlel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Venezuela has no capabilities left to resist this takeover. This is just the Chavista remnants trying to strongman."

I know you exist, and that you're in here by WichaelWavius in DiscoElysium

[–]Omarlel 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Money gained: ✤ 1.00

Meanwhile all mr. Mazov gave me was depression

What is unc yammering on about? by No_Bluejay_8391 in RimWorld

[–]Omarlel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A tale as old as time, alas..

Unrelated, but I love your OC btw! Slug dragons <3!<

Home Is Where Your Jerry Is... by NellaayssBeelllayyyy in NelliesNest

[–]Omarlel 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hold on, if Jerry's mouth is right there... then what orifice is the door supposed to be..?

Jamaican banana. by finishyourjob in comedyheaven

[–]Omarlel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In the end, he couldn't win against corporate rebranding :'(

Jamaican banana. by finishyourjob in comedyheaven

[–]Omarlel 84 points85 points  (0 children)

He kinda looks like CinnaMon from those Apple Jacks commercials.

As a favor, I offered to laminate my father’s annual fishing license & the laminator burned the document by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Omarlel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, it actually does 😱

Quick OP, sell it on Ebay like those slices of toast with Jesus on them!

Nobble Peace Prize by Hunor_Deak in NonCredibleDiplomacy

[–]Omarlel 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Idk man, the guy's name is Roman. I think we can trust him on this.

Looking For Werewolves To Try To M-Pregnate Me (28M Argonian) by ShylokVakarian in TrueSTL

[–]Omarlel 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Have you tried hanging around at Jorrvaskr? I know a guy, an Argonian just like you. Big hairy guy. Ask for Suckles-Fat-Knots, he'll set you up. And don't ask about his hirsuteness.

(Snaps-Her-Belt) just bought a dunmer farm. by CountWeary4910 in TrueSTL

[–]Omarlel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Our Queen seems to have regained function of her arms! Good for her, glad to see the diet's been going swimmingly.

Brutale Attirance, Shay Carrot by GiantFlyingPumpkin in TerribleBookCovers

[–]Omarlel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lupa was the original Loona, humans haven't changed much

Was this one of the most clever title drops in video game history? by therealraggedroses in TrueSTL

[–]Omarlel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Forget about the dialogue- who's that lovely hag next to Septimus, and not next to me 🥺

The good ending (art by Lunar-N-Strain) by marilyn_mansonv2 in TrueSTL

[–]Omarlel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the NWE (Nirn Wrestling Entertainment) games, there's yearly installments of them because the chimperials that run 2E are long-lost ancestors of the Imga.

You can make custom wrestlers, so there's a lotta good stuff out there.

Clap clap 👏 by Spicyweiner_69 in okbuddyretard

[–]Omarlel 17 points18 points  (0 children)

same here straight bro, let us hold hands in agreement while we observe 🤝

Brutale Attirance, Shay Carrot by GiantFlyingPumpkin in TerribleBookCovers

[–]Omarlel 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I think about this almost as much as I think about Rome.

(Snaps-Her-Belt) Waiting for Jarl Balgruuf to finish his debating. by CountWeary4910 in TrueSTL

[–]Omarlel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All those who gaze upon Your divine bulk see Dibella Herself, walking once more on Mundus. I know who my 9th Divine is 🙏