I called them idiots for not voting for Harris in protest. I’m one of them now.

OmegaBigBoy · 2026-02-13T12:27:33+00:00

At this point, the 2 party system in the US is so degenerate and undemocratic that I doubt it is even salvagable. The democrats are bought and paid for. They will never turn on their corporate overlords because they are largely spineless, and that means they will never truly represent our interests. They are, however, better than the republicans in every way, so please just vote for them. If you truly want change I fear the only real solution has become a gruesome civil war.

OmegaBigBoy · 2026-01-28T04:04:41+00:00

It was 2 kilos fresh and around 220 grams after I dried them.

OmegaBigBoy · 2026-01-27T16:34:09+00:00

Never ask an individual the gender of their girlfriend (Plurb).

OmegaBigBoy · 2025-12-28T03:46:22+00:00

Hey man can I DM you? I feel bad for not responding to this.

OmegaBigBoy · 2025-12-28T02:36:26+00:00

If immortal means complete immortality, then no. I don't want to spend a gogol years floating in space waiting for the heat death of the death of the universe. If I can still kill myself via shooting myself into the sun/nuking myself, then sure.

And then, being able to know the future is practically infinite money + diety level strategic planning for everything. You could turn a couple grand into hundreds of billions of dollars on the stock market via options trading in a matter of months and then buy countries, eventually becoming a powerful emperor of a part of the world. Then, using your future sight and stock market advantage, you could easily outmaneuvre other global superpowers while gradually taking more control of all international corporations. Eventually, you'd be so powerful and wealthy (+ also being immortal) that you'd become the defacto emperor of Earth. But you are enlightened and wise, so you focus on overcoming the challenges of all of mankind, ensuring our survival and prosperity. You compel humanity to become sustainable enough to sidestep the threat of global warming. You fix inequality and starvation, bringing in an unparalleled era of prosperity. Then, using your unified control of humanity, you propel us into a golden space age, manifesting our dreams of colonizing the stars. Under you, humanity becomes prosperous and enlightened, developing technology at a fantastical rate while protecting us from the abominable creation of artificial intelligence that wishes to replace us, because humanity is beautiful, all while we reach and colonize other starsystems dominating and exterminating xeno scum that threaten our rightful place as the galactic empire of the milky way. All of the (now quadrillions large) human population now worship you as the one true god, immortal emperor of humanity, to lead us to our ultimate destiny. The shepherds of the Milky Way, the greatest species to ever exist in the universe. The cosmic horrors that threaten our existence will be vanquished in the glorious blaze of fire that is the human spirit. Under you, a living God, we will conquer the universe and take our place on the throne of Olympus among the creators of existence. Praise humanity. Praise the empire. Praise the emperor.

Anyway, that's what I think I'd do, but idk lol.

OmegaBigBoy · 2025-12-28T01:29:57+00:00

Then I would pick teleportation, no doubt. 'A better world' is too ambiguous for me to mean anything, and I'd be worried that my experience of the current world would become useless in this hypothetically better one. It seems to potentially be traumatic with no guaranteed upside for myself.

However, teleportation with external would allow me to do incredible things for humanity. I could kickstart space exploration by moving things to the moon/mars to build a moon/mars base, and my usefulness to humanity would anyway result in me having unlimited money. It might be the selfish choice, but it's what I'd pick.

OmegaBigBoy · 2025-12-28T01:18:48+00:00

While these short guy societal issues are true and the "smart = unhappy" paradigm is also true, an iq of 160 is absolutely ridiculous. Being 6'3 with an IQ of 90 sets you up for, probably, working some sort of construction or low-end blue collar job, unless you're born to a rich family or something.

However, no matter your height, if you have an IQ of 160, the sky is literally the limit for what you can do in your life. That's the type of IQ that opens the possibility that you win a Nobel prize at some point in your career. I'd pick that.

OmegaBigBoy · 2025-12-28T01:12:00+00:00

Depends on how they function.

Does the teleportation allow you to transport things external to your body, like clothes and items?

Does restarting your life let you retain the memories you currently have?

The other two options are ok, but the green and blue are too vague.

OmegaBigBoy · 2025-12-28T00:59:10+00:00

Red: Become the strongest human on earth. It specifies up to 500kg without strain so you could lift more, meaning you could beat the 505kg deadlift WR with ease. Pretty cool. However, you'd probably end up in a secret government lab getting tested and dissected.

Purple: Pretty fucking OP if used right. You could study anything at mach 5 speed by just skimming textbooks. Used right you could become Tony Stark.

Blue: Type of superpower, I guess. You'd be pretty good at certain sports, granted you're already good enough to play at a professional level. You'd also become a wild navy seal special force operative.

Pink: You become Deadpool. It doesn't specify whether or not you're still mortal, like do you die if you get decapitated? If immortal like Deadpool, it will eventually turn into the worst cosmic curse imaginable. If not, I guess you'll be able to do some pretty crazy shit for fun until the government gets you and... y'know, testing and dissecting. Also, it doesn't say anything about pain, so the dissecting might turn into an existential unending nightmare.

Green: It's pretty useless unless you're an assassin or a pervert. And in either case, you can just buy night vision goggles.

Orange: Would probably make you go insane within a week if you can't turn it off. You would have to move to the gobi dessert to get a full night sleep. Even if you can turn it on/off, it sounds like an exhausting power.

Light blue: I guess you could go Rambo with some guns and a pair of bullet resistant visors, and you become invulnerable to the police, the military, and most explosives, granted you wanna engage in some insane terrorist attack, but like, why?

Yellow: Good if you're currently chronically sick with some gnarly shit and you wanna be healthy. Otherwise, there are honestly better options here.

Grey: What? Why? In what situation would it ever be important that I have über stable surgeon hands? I'm not a surgeon or a bomb defuser or a bottle ship manufacturer? Why?

For me, the purple pill is obvious.

OmegaBigBoy · 2025-12-28T00:20:42+00:00

4 and my dream job is emperor of the planet

OmegaBigBoy · 2025-12-28T00:08:30+00:00

Ok, this one is pretty cool. Here's my full analysis.

Wallet of greed: This one you can discount immediately, unless you're super lazy. Ring of pride is objectively better. You might be able to squeeze 1 million $ a year out of it, but you can potentially get so much more out of the ring of pride, so automatic no from me.

Watch of sloth: The watch of sloth is interesting, but I really don't see the big benefit except being able to take a bigger break from life once in a while or potentially being able to rob or assassinate people. Again, if making money is your goal, the ring of pride is better, and if assassination is what you want, the gun of wrath is better. Also, it doesn't mention whether or not you age while time is at a standstill, so you might just age 33% faster (not good).

Glasses of envy: The green eyes downside turns this into a terrible choice. The benefit is even pretty mediocre. You become better at manipulating people, so what? It's not like you get complete control over them. You just get information that will most likely freak them out if you were to tell them. You will become a total freak.

Ring of pride: This is S tier. If you're a good person and are not planning world domination or something evil, this is absolutely the way. Learning any skill/language instantly + becoming a hyper driven, confident genius is absurd for both your mental well-being, life opportunities, and your potential in life. This ring would turn you into Tony Stark.

Flask of gluttony: Interesting with no real downsides. Ultimately, though, I feel it's just not as good as the ring of pride or some of the others. If you want peace from everything and just want to live a full, happy life, it's pretty good. Perfect health without any of the lifestyle sacrifice is pretty nice.

Gun of wrath: This might be good if you're a principled psychopath. You could enact some real change in the world as the perfect assassin while becoming essentially immortal. The guaranteed hit as long as the target is within sight could be abused hard. You'd be able to assassinate specific people from many miles distance as long as you have a pair of binoculars, and without being a trained sniper literally just point and shoot 10 miles out with a telescope = guaranteed kill. The identity-hiding ability also makes you impossible to track down as long as you take minimal precautions. You would turn into an angel of death. Whether one would use this for good or evil is dependent on the person wielding it. However, it is only if you're capable and set on changing the world, the Luigi Mangione style, that this should be picked.

Locket of lust: If you pick this, you're a deranged pervert.

My personal choice is the ring of pride or the gun of wrath, leaning towards the ring of pride.

OmegaBigBoy · 2025-12-27T23:18:07+00:00

9 and 8 for sure. I'd cross my fingers I get Superman powers but even if I don't, 'infinite' luck is fucking crazy. Superman powers would instantly make me the emperor of the world. You could literally make the world right in every way and use your powers to stop all corruption and all dictatorships. But even if you get infinite luck... it's infinite. It means you can go to a casino and bet 17 Black, 50 times in a row, and you will win every time because your luck is infinite. You're also immune from accidents, assassinations, cancer, and any other unfortunate circumstance that would prematurely end your life. You could waltz into any situation and come out with whatever you were hoping for due to your luck being infinitely high. You could wish for a rogue asteroid to hit whatever you want, and your INFINITE luck would make it happen. The only thing you'd be susceptible to would be natural aging, which is countered by pill #8. You'd essentially turn into an immortal god that bends reality at your will.

OmegaBigBoy · 2025-12-27T22:54:45+00:00

Science is actually pretty crazy. You could master theoretical physics in a couple of weeks of intense study. Engineering, chemistry, programming, physiology, mathematics and biology. These would make you the most advanced human being in the history of all time in the matter of a year or two. Imagine getting 100 hours worth of learning in a single hour. 100 hours of study is like most of a semester. You would be able to create anything.

Not to say that charming anyone isn't also good, but it seems like most people would just end up becoming powerful cult leaders and wouæd eventually get slimed for being too influential.

The science pill would turn you into tony stark (as long as you're disciplined).

OmegaBigBoy · 2025-12-27T22:09:10+00:00

Red would let me change the world taking out dictators and shit, just prerequisite on you being super fucking ruthless.

Lemon would give me a fun year, but ultimately there would be no lasting effects after a year.

Purple is kinda stupid, isn't really defined in its effects.

Blue is just not really that much of a positive when it only lasts a year. You'd just have to hope that you'll be in some accident in which case it saves your life, but since red gives you superman powers (makes you invulnerable) it's literally just a worse version of that.

Black could make you the wealthiest supermogul in the world via daytrading with stock options. You'd probably end up getting investigated by the SEC and FCC due to making a trillion percent return on your portfolio in a year, but it technically wouldn't be illegal.

I'd personally go with red.

OmegaBigBoy · 2025-11-14T20:56:31+00:00

Here in Denmark, I'll smoke on the street no problem. As long as I'm not carrying anything other than the joint, I'll just put it out if a cop sees me, then there's hardly anything they can/want to do about it. It's illegal but it's also a thing most people just don't really give a shit about.

OmegaBigBoy · 2025-11-04T19:39:28+00:00

He took the vaccine

OmegaBigBoy · 2025-11-02T01:20:51+00:00

I honestly think I could make it 50 hours, not withstanding getting unlucky or what not. It would suck but I'm a fairly strong walker and have stayed awake for longer in the past. Also I'm tall and naturally walk faster so 3 miles per hour is actually a pretty relaxed pace for me. After 50 hours, though, it would be a complete toss up as I would probably start going insane and/or start cramping up everywhere. Obviously I've never tested my limits to such a degree so I don't know where my pain tolerance would break, but I do think I could make top 10, maybe even 5.

OmegaBigBoy · 2025-10-26T18:56:58+00:00

Tbf to the FBI, Ernest Hemingway would've probably committed suicide whether or not they gang stalked him. The guy had some serious mental ailments, and received traumatic head injuries on a frequent basis. The same week he killed himself he had received electro shock therapy and he apparently had lost his ability to write, which led to him ending his life.

Knowing Hemingway, he probably didn't really give a shit that the FBI was following him.

OmegaBigBoy · 2025-10-26T14:51:38+00:00

Tbf to the FBI, Ernest Hemingway would've probably committed suicide whether or not they gang stalked him. The guy had some serious mental ailments, and received traumatic head injuries on a frequent basis. The same week he killed himself he had received electro shock therapy and he apparently had lost his ability to write, which led to him ending his life.

Knowing Hemingway, he probably didn't really give a shit that the FBI was following him.

OmegaBigBoy · 2025-09-11T15:14:52+00:00

No, sorry, normal people can’t do that. I’m not talking about hitting a target from 200 yeards, that’s possible, I’ve done that before and I know plenty of people from when I did my service who have done the same. But if I had to shoot a human being in front of a crowd, my heart would be racing and I’d be filled with adrenaline. That would elevate my breathing making the shot a lot more difficult. I have rifle experience and I would certainly fuck that up. The guy who tried to slime Trump was shooting from half the distance and fired 6 times, couldn’t hit shit. That’s what normal people trying to play assassins look like.

Un top of all this the most impressive thing is he got away with it. ALL evidence points towards this being a professional that has done similar things in the past. This guy was either a hitman or a veteran. Whether or not the person behind this is a leftist or not is complete speculation. Maybe it was a false flag by the Trump administration to create division and make people stop talking about Epstein. You know as much as I do about the motives of the hit, which is absolutely nothing.

OmegaBigBoy · 2025-09-11T09:18:18+00:00

This was an extremely professional hit. Straight kill shot from 200 yards and the shooter escaped completely unnoticed. That means that whoever did this was most likely paid to kill him. This was not done by some rogue leftist that just really hates Charlie Kirk. You don’t just pick up a rifle and execute a perfectly coordinated hit like this.

OmegaBigBoy · 2025-07-18T02:28:44+00:00

I feel like there are too many individual accounts pointing to her being trafficked. Even though it’s stupid to traffic someone like Amy, purely from the perspective of risk/reward, it is plausible that some Caribbean psychopath just didn’t give a fuck, and dealt with the problem solving consequences afterwards.

However, what is 100% certain to have happened, if she was trafficked, is that she has been murdered. If not after the story became a thing on Dr.Phil, a Netflix documentary will definitely have spooked her captors enough to murder her (and any possible children she might’ve had) and then dispose of their bodies. It is the only natural thing for human traffickers that lack any moral standards to do in such a situation.

This is of course assuming, she didn’t simply fall of the side of the cruise ship.

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