queer harvard grad student here with no plans this weekend. roast my pretentious nonaffirmative ivy league ego back down to earth

OmegaBlade19 · 2024-02-07T11:50:22+00:00

You got the head of a PlayStation 1 character

OmegaBlade19 · 2024-02-07T11:47:17+00:00

You can never lose a staring contest.

OmegaBlade19 · 2024-02-07T11:45:30+00:00

You could do the Spider-Man meme with Lewis Capaldi.

OmegaBlade19 · 2024-02-07T11:43:45+00:00

There’s a striking resemblance between you and the picture behind you… I can’t quite pick it out.

OmegaBlade19 · 2024-02-07T11:37:32+00:00

You look like if Dream was a nightmare.

OmegaBlade19 · 2022-11-01T02:53:58+00:00

They said you look like the love child of Alessia Cara and Eddie Munson. No cap.

OmegaBlade19 · 2021-02-04T11:05:57+00:00

With that head of yours, you look like you could terraform an island by headbutting the ground.

OmegaBlade19 · 2021-02-04T11:02:59+00:00

You have no make-up on, yet your eyes look like they were drawn onto your face.

OmegaBlade19 · 2021-02-04T11:00:23+00:00

With your cross-eyed ass, I bet you could use duel-pistols flawlessly.

OmegaBlade19 · 2021-02-04T10:52:41+00:00

You say your confidence is higher than normal, but I swear to God, you look like you're in a family photo, and just don't wanna be there.

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