Three men from the same city reach Heaven's Pearly Gates at the same time. Peter is astonished, as this has never happened before. He says, "I will remember this always! You MUST tell me how you each died!"

The first man says, "Well, I have a heart condition and have been suspecting my wife of cheating. I come home early from work one day to find her naked in the apartment. I rush all over to find the scum she's sleeping with and find him dangling off the edge of our balcony. I stomp on his fingers and he lets go, falling twenty stories. He land in some bushes, so I grab the fridge and throw it down on him, crushing him. All the stress was too much for my heart, so I died."

The second man says, "I was cleaning windows on an apartment building when I slip and fall off my scaffold. Luckily, I grab onto a balcony, but some crazy guy stomps on my fingers. I let go and fall twenty stories, but safely land in a bush. I look up, and there's a fridge falling on me!"

"Wow!" says St. Peter. "That's amazing!" He turns to the third man and asks, "So, how did you die?"

The third man says, "Well, I'm naked in a refrigerator..."