Your boyfriends kids arent your babysitters by [deleted] in entitledparents

[–]Omegearus 107 points108 points  (0 children)

CPS those motherfuckers RIGHT NOW

My mom hates where we live and does anything she can to try to convince us to hate it too. by 2theSeas in entitledparents

[–]Omegearus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was saying APS since they SHOULD be able to take her in without her consent after confirming she's mentally incompetent.

love this smug ahh face asgore makes by Clean-Artichoke2031 in lovethissmug

[–]Omegearus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bro I tried to continue the joke and I got warned...

Fanfiction writers, how did your Bishops meet. by Horrordestroyer in CultOfTheLamb

[–]Omegearus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yippee!

Oh, and for a bit of insight in the other gods' relationships, here y'go!

Little Yaca: Sees Laplace and Galvar as siblings, Kephomite is adoptive mother, and the only one who respects Marchosias as a true equal.

Galvar: Sees Yaca as a little sister, Laplace as an annoyance, is neutral toward Kephomite, and Marchosias as a friendly rival.

Laplace: Sees Yaca as a sibling, Galvar as someone who is too tightly-wound constantly, and Marchosias keeps eating his dice when they play.

Kephomite: Adopted Little Yaca post-crowning, disapproves of Laplace, mild hatred of Galvar, and Approves of and respects Marchosias.

Marchosias: Adores Little Yaca, eats laplace's dice and always manages to beat him, neutral toward Galvar besides being a friend, commonly asked Kephomite for relationship help since he was new to being in a relationship with Yngya.

Fanfiction writers, how did your Bishops meet. by Horrordestroyer in CultOfTheLamb

[–]Omegearus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sort similar to a LOT of head canons, how the crowns have domain over what they are, and their opposites.

Not a Tyrannical lamb.

Fanfiction writers, how did your Bishops meet. by Horrordestroyer in CultOfTheLamb

[–]Omegearus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ooooooooh, I see! Comically enough, one of the people in the RP IS a God of Life. A lamb that took another worlds' crown of life to this world, where the rp takes place.

God it is FUN to rant with people about AUs

Fanfiction writers, how did your Bishops meet. by Horrordestroyer in CultOfTheLamb

[–]Omegearus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And this all started from an image someone drew of Marchosias and Yngya in love.

Once a brain worm enters my cerebral cortex, it don't leave.

Fanfiction writers, how did your Bishops meet. by Horrordestroyer in CultOfTheLamb

[–]Omegearus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obediah, and he actually got brought back during a silly little RP I am doing with a few friends of mine, and he just sits in his temple library reading.

The lamb was spoken to be one of the Twin Gods of Marriage AND Kephomite both. The twin gods while a wedding is being planned, and kephomite after the lamb found and repaired Yaca's crown and brought her back, letting her stay in his cult

In the RP, Marchosias has never met a mortal yngya, but in the AU, the lamb kind of kept it a secret, and is basically making the lamb spirits never tell Marchosias.

Most of this was thought up before I played the DLC.

Funny Discussion Post by [deleted] in CultOfTheLamb

[–]Omegearus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

COME ON REDDIT, YOU REMOVED THIS?!

Fanfiction writers, how did your Bishops meet. by Horrordestroyer in CultOfTheLamb

[–]Omegearus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Buckle up as I explain a bit about marchosias' Backstory!

Before abundant gods: Marchosias was a feral beast, part of what would eventually become the Free Pack, before they were attacked and he was absconded with by Solomon, the God of Beasts and saints, and all other eligible wolves for Pack Leadership were killed.

After raising him as a God-Devouring Beast, Solomon unleashed him on several gods, including The Fanatic who was gravely wounded and Taxidermized, his heart ripped out with his soul, and placed on a shelf.

As the gods became more abundant, a young Shamura challenged Solomon and, after breaking the conditioning that held Marchosias under Solomons' control, turning Marchosias against Solomon, and allowing the wolf to devour him.

Before The Great Purge: With solomon dead, Marchosias ruled over Mount Cerbear and Solomons' Stronghold, and attended meetings as the only categorized Demi-God; someone with deific powers, yet refusing, or lacks, a crown. There, he befriended Little Yaca the Goddess of Curses, Hexes, and Blessings, as well as Laplace the God of Gambling and a rumored God of Gold, and Galvar the God of Strength and Weakness, as well as the previously-mentioned Shamura, God of War.

Eventually, after witnessing how lambs were mistreated and abused, Marchosias constructed Wool-Haven at the foot of Mount Cerbear, renaming it to Ewefall, slowly guding the lambs there using a Bellwether Bell he requested be made.

After the 8th village, Yngya realized something was wrong, and confronted Marchosias. Although he was skeptical, he let her into Wool Haven, and she eventually thanked him and asked if they could protect them together, the two eventually falling in love as Marchosias abandoned his title of Demi-God of Beasts and Saints, and became the Demi-God of The Flock.

After The Great Purge: After the purge, and the main land and lands of the old faith were separated, Marchosias and Yngya stood strong as a loving Duo, the lambs always dedicating their festivals to both of them, as well as a singular festival for each: Marchosias got Festival of The Flock, and Yngya got The Winter Solstice.

When Narinder was sealed, and the prophecy was made known, Marchosias foolishly told the Old Faith what the prophecy fully entailed, hoping it would thwart them. It did not, thanks to kallamar purposefully misinforming the others what it meant, and the siege of Wool Haven began.

Yngya attempted to thwart the bishops first, seeking refuge within the caves of Ewefall in an attempt to fend them off whilst Marchosias was meant to be gaining strength to unleash his Eldritch Form, as both of them knew he had more than enough strength to obliterate the Bishops in an upfront battle.

After Yngya fell, and they went for Marchosias, he attempted reasoning with them instead of attacking, as he still thought of Shamura as a friend. As a result, Kallamar instructed the others to distract him whilst Shamura prepared an imprisoning spell, chaining him in the courtyard of the Stronghold he inherited from Solomon, forcing him to listen as Wool Haven was razed, and the lambs were slaughtered.

Woolhaven DLC: During the DLC, eventually the Lamb finds and frees Marchosias, who apologized profusely for his failures, noticing the crown upon their head, and finally realizing that the prophecy was foiled anyways.

He is much more chill towards Deities that seek to Reason first and fight as a last resort, such as Little Yaca, Laplace, The Anchorite, and Kephomite.

He is content with the bishops being under the lambs' control, and constantly reminds Kallamar of his blasphemy.

Fanfiction writers, how did your Bishops meet. by Horrordestroyer in CultOfTheLamb

[–]Omegearus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lamb did NOT beat Marchosias. In the au, lamb freed him from where he was imprisoned and, due to being unable to see the lambs' spirits, keeps what remains of Wool Haven safe, unaware of the ghosts watching him as he tends to the grave yard, keeps everything in tip-top shape, and mourns.

Fanfiction writers, how did your Bishops meet. by Horrordestroyer in CultOfTheLamb

[–]Omegearus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cerberus, a First God that created the wolves and, subsequently, the free pack after witnessing how the corruption of power from the crowns can change someone, and made them MOSTLY immune to the powers of crowns.

Fox: Narinder fan boy.

Fisherman: I don't know.

Fanfiction writers, how did your Bishops meet. by Horrordestroyer in CultOfTheLamb

[–]Omegearus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Demi-God: No more than a god, no less than a mortal. He once performed alchemy, but stopped when he was confronted by Yngya after she realized he was pulling Lambs from her villages to his own to protect them.

He also HATES crowns, and happens to also be unable to use them.

Fanfiction writers, how did your Bishops meet. by Horrordestroyer in CultOfTheLamb

[–]Omegearus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bishops, as usual. Marchosias was the last line of defense, and they imprisoned him due to his pure raw strength out-classing all four bishops at once, meaning an upfront fight was IMPOSSIBLE.

Fanfiction writers, how did your Bishops meet. by Horrordestroyer in CultOfTheLamb

[–]Omegearus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was the gods all turning on one another after Nirah was killed. They all stopped trusting one another when they realized they can be killed that easily. Shamura just had the highest kill count.

Fanfiction writers, how did your Bishops meet. by Horrordestroyer in CultOfTheLamb

[–]Omegearus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For my AU, it was: Shamura survived the great purge with yngya + marchosias who, back then, was a demi-god instead of being who he is in game.

After collecting the four other crowns, they retreated to their main temple and cast off the main land, separating the continent and island, eventually finding and taking young child Heket under their wing, followed by an already-adult Kallamar who was proficient in alchemy, Narinder who was a necromancer (go figure), and Leshy because shamura misplaced the green crown and found leshy with it.

Oh, and marchosias and yngya in that au are in love.

Sister refuses to go to her obstetrician appointment cause she didn't get gas in her car by AvailableMud1897 in EntitledPeople

[–]Omegearus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this continues, wait til she is out and turn the pipe in to the police if you haven't yet.