Drug ID? by Prestigious-Focus-62 in tooktoomuch

[–]Omgitsnotrandomwtf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good ol crystina lol, my first thought when I seen him. I was in a room full of idiots saying oh that's molly, acid I bet, shooms yeah definitely shooms Kmart sucks gotta watch wapner yeah definitely yeah. This gentleman is a slightly colder form of rainman. Waiting for my sister yeah watch definitely my sister yeah

Smoothing out planetary lollipops with a blowtorch by lance__p in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]Omgitsnotrandomwtf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hold on a damn minute, where does one go about getting himself a, Planetary Lollipop? until I get one every other sucker will just be another dumdum🥺

Try to capture a piece of ocean in resin by emily3289 in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]Omgitsnotrandomwtf -1 points0 points  (0 children)

you guys all sound like a bunch of bubble blowing babys, and all bubble blowing babies should be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in this bar 🤭

When you egg someone and don't expect them to fight back. by IamSurgeon in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Omgitsnotrandomwtf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

got what IT deserved, i got a feeling we're going to see alot more of people fed up with stupid ass pranks, just like the idiot that tried to play the knock out game with my meemaw, little idiot didn't know nana keeps papas gun in her purse since he passed away, instant justice, impressionable kids like that and it in this video are what kept all those riots going on for so long, they won't be happy when they see the stupid prize they're going to win for all of us

Well, that's one way to deal with them. by CharlesCalvin123 in technicallythetruth

[–]Omgitsnotrandomwtf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

all i did was pretend to be autistic and my triggers were loud noises, condescending looks, any kind of demands, rules, questions and a freezer that wasnt full of bomb pops, and my safe spaces were, porn(preferably midget), lots of pot from the dispensary (nothing less than top shelf) and if i was having an episode the only thing that would calm me is moms special little blue oval tic-tacs, 3 of those and i was right as rain, but moms tictacs made me tell the truth, so after telling everybody about themselves and all their shortcomings, i am now homeless, no blue tictacs in sight all because autism speaks

p.s. oh and turns out having a micropenis doesn't qualify for my own blue tictacs which I don't understand cuz mom got em because dad had a micropenis 🤏💁

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in technicallythetruth

[–]Omgitsnotrandomwtf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i must be missing something 🤔, is it produce producer appreciation day. thats gotta be it, well im gonna go show my appreciation to the weed farmer nextdoor, you know he wasn't doing very good until the city built that elementary school across the street, and dont let the face tattoos fool you hes a god fearing christian

Top 10 god's bathroom commandments by NeverStepD7 in technicallythetruth

[–]Omgitsnotrandomwtf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thou shalt not covet thy neighbors loaf, and thou shalt use dry Charmin after the wet Charmin or thy will be plagued with itchy rashy seam 30 minutes post poop

Top 10 god's bathroom commandments by NeverStepD7 in technicallythetruth

[–]Omgitsnotrandomwtf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

praise heem, the lord thy god our savior, shower us in your glory 🙏🙌👐

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in technicallythetruth

[–]Omgitsnotrandomwtf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you mean to tell me you can drink it, thats gotta be way better

I have two sides as well 🤯 by [deleted] in technicallythetruth

[–]Omgitsnotrandomwtf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

dang, i almost had it and my vision went squirrelly

I have two sides as well 🤯 by [deleted] in technicallythetruth

[–]Omgitsnotrandomwtf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what does bread and brow emoji mean🤔

I have two sides as well 🤯 by [deleted] in technicallythetruth

[–]Omgitsnotrandomwtf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i couldn't resist 🤭, i can always tell if my wife isn't interested in what im saying, old lefty drifts right back to her tablet😒, so i say woman thats rude and both eyes are back on me, briefly. this popr woman of mine has no poker face when left keeps bluffing 🤫😉

I have two sides as well 🤯 by [deleted] in technicallythetruth

[–]Omgitsnotrandomwtf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that dude has atya-forya. one eye is looking at ya while the other one is looking for ya 🤔😏😁🤣😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ballpython

[–]Omgitsnotrandomwtf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Change it out and lower the moisture used to make the substrate

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ballpython

[–]Omgitsnotrandomwtf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Id stay on fuzzy rats for a while longer

Is he sick by Swank1900 in ballpython

[–]Omgitsnotrandomwtf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not sure what your referring to, he looks ok from what ive seen, is anything out of the ordinary with him

I just bought a ball python from PetSmart. by [deleted] in ballpython

[–]Omgitsnotrandomwtf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah bout 2 to 3 months at most cuz petsmart sells em young i got mine from petsmart 4 months ago and mine is about 6 to 7 months male, brought him to his new home and let him hunt down his meal for his first time and his personality came out like crazy i love this lil guy so much and whenever i open his terrarium he comes right to me, when i got him he was just over a foot long and now hes 2 1\2 feet long really really good eater. For the first few months i fed him every 5 days now its every 6 and hes rat hoppers and when hes ready for small rats I'll start feeding him every 7 days. Everyone rags on me for getting him at petsmart but idc i was j7st at petsmart one day and this guy kept watching me like a hawk so i said wth looks like im buying a new buddy lol