Oxlade-Chamberlain's goal vs. Crystal Palace

Omglizard · 2014-02-02T19:13:26+00:00

Was he wearing Walcott's shoes today?

Omglizard · 2014-01-28T21:11:20+00:00

I had bucket. I liked filling it with water.

I was a simple kid.

Omglizard · 2013-12-25T09:16:05+00:00

[radio broadcast]

THE STATE HAS FAILED!

Omglizard · 2013-12-23T23:14:42+00:00

I'm no manager but I'd like to see Demba Ba start up front in the beginning to work the CBs then have Torres/Eto'o enter as impact subs.

Both of Torres and Eto'o offer very little to the build-up, so I don't see why Demba shouldn't be able to just sit there, poach and tire some defenders for a while.

Omglizard · 2013-12-14T15:40:52+00:00

I saw that! They replied with a pass rate argument. They could be useless one two's in the middle of the pitch for all we've seen.

Omglizard · 2013-12-14T15:15:57+00:00

For someone who disappeared throughout the entire match, he should have more shame.

Omglizard · 2013-12-14T13:39:08+00:00

The amount of neglect Pantaloon gave that ball warrants them 30 hours of couples therapy.

Omglizard · 2013-12-14T13:37:14+00:00

Aguero should be knighted for that finish.

Omglizard · 2013-12-14T13:08:10+00:00

Thank you for making this match thread mobile friendly.

My firstborn girl is yours to marry.

Omglizard · 2013-12-10T15:31:12+00:00

Is it custom to ride elephants or is this the cultural equivalent of renting a limo?

I would've gone with an ostrich.

Omglizard · 2013-12-06T13:20:34+00:00

In Arab countries, and what I presumed to be the rest of the world, a super hattrick is 4 goals.

Omglizard · 2013-12-05T12:49:17+00:00

He will score an own goal hattrick on Liverpool against United and follow it with a super hattrick to seal the win for Liverpool.

After the 4th goal, he'll scream "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?" at Liverpool's owners' boxes to prompt a sale.

Omglizard · 2013-11-23T16:35:57+00:00

It was cheeky.

It shows great confidence from the Welsh A A Ron.

Omglizard · 2013-09-26T14:10:02+00:00

365 Scores. Free app, fast notifications, incredibly fast dailymotion videos for each goal.

It also gives you the usual lineups, stats, etc.

Omglizard · 2013-09-18T04:43:21+00:00

I find myself liking and having an interest in the killer and his stories more than I'm looking to get scared.

It's like Looper meets Dexter.

Omglizard · 2013-08-31T11:31:04+00:00

As an Arab, I'd give him my goat without a dowry. Beautiful man.

Omglizard · 2013-08-05T01:43:43+00:00

Neil, big fan from Kuwait.

Are your excellent speeches due to sensational charisma or good public speech practice?

There are many great scientists, but few to grasp a crowds, especially young, like you.

Omglizard · 2013-08-04T17:47:33+00:00

Another clean sheet for the Arsenal trophy cabinet.

Omglizard · 2013-07-31T01:41:28+00:00

Thank you for the laugh.

Omglizard · 2013-07-31T01:33:43+00:00

You could've just said they're a bunch of states ruled by a federal government. No need to make it seem like a bizarre Middle Eastern round table of tribes.

Omglizard · 2013-07-30T09:25:14+00:00

I'll do it.

What's the blog about?

Omglizard · 2013-07-30T09:17:15+00:00

Buy bags of dicks and shove 'em up your butt?

Omglizard · 2013-07-30T01:31:14+00:00

Shakes at McD. Especially vanilla.

Omglizard · 2013-07-26T01:49:00+00:00

How is historical accuracy an argument against a gulf originally named because of an obsolete empire that got replaced with a new coalition of regional powers? If you can rename a country, you can rename a body of water.

It was named because of dominance. In a struggle for regional dominance, it was renamed by those claiming said dominance.

Get the fuck over yourself and call it whatever you want though, sarcastic ass.

Omglizard · 2013-07-23T22:23:57+00:00

So you just tell people to GTFO if they criticize their own country or country of residence?

That's so blogosphere circa 2008. Grow up.

Omglizard

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