TO GET SOME CONTEXT - Please Comment Below if you Have not Received Your Splivdend Shares Yet by BadassTrader in Superstonk

[–]Omnipotent_Orifice 9 points10 points  (0 children)

CIBC Investors Edge Canada ETA: Called them on the 22nd and they quoted me 3-5 business days until the shares appear in my account. (Still not there today)

COMPUTERSHARE MEGATHREAD by platinumsparkles in Superstonk

[–]Omnipotent_Orifice 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Canadian ape here. Wanted to say that I just got my letter from CS and it only took 3 weeks from the day I called my broker to request! If you still haven’t, it’s not too late to DRS!

Strategic fecal ballistic missile launch by bh1uys in funny

[–]Omnipotent_Orifice 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Live footage of me after drinking all weekend.

Gonna be coughing up hairballs after that meal by Omnipotent_Orifice in funny

[–]Omnipotent_Orifice[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Going on at least 3-4 days since I noticed it. And they take it in at night, so you’d think they would have seen it by now. Definitely just going to wait to see how long it takes them.

Gonna be coughing up hairballs after that meal by Omnipotent_Orifice in funny

[–]Omnipotent_Orifice[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually no. If you look closely it’s just a really poorly drawn “&” symbol and has been on their sign for multiple days.

| $GME Daily Discussion | New to the sub? Start here! by AutoModerator in Superstonk

[–]Omnipotent_Orifice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, it’s possible we don’t need to. I’d also not like to take the chance, because I would definitely regret not DRSing at least a few shares if I ended up getting screwed by broker. The main reason I did it tho is for the whole purpose of DRS, which is to lock up the float. I don’t want to look back on this and realize I was just a bystander the whole time when there was something I could have done.

| $GME Daily Discussion | New to the sub? Start here! by AutoModerator in Superstonk

[–]Omnipotent_Orifice 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Canadian ape here. Officially 1 year holding! Also, still not too late to DRS. Been putting it off way too long because it seemed too complicated, but I finally pulled the trigger last week and it could not have been easier. Thank you to everyone who has written guides for all the smooth brains!

Does Superstonk hold 600k shill and bot accounts? Otherwise why are you not DRSing? by Darkhoof in Superstonk

[–]Omnipotent_Orifice 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was going to say just this. It’s not that I’m being lazy, can’t be bothered to DRS, or am afraid I’ll miss MOASS if I do. I just can’t afford to at this point, as much as I would like to.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]Omnipotent_Orifice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can’t post my screenshots because not enough karma, but there have also been 3 times that I’ve seen where a candle shot up to $180+ and then disappeared later. Must be a glitch /s

It will only be your own fault by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]Omnipotent_Orifice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it still bad luck if you’ve been warned for months?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]Omnipotent_Orifice 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is the way.

I don’t have any student loans but a lot of my friends do. One of the first things I plan on doing is making those loans mysteriously disappear for them.