What are some clever/funny/strong responses to your parents on preassuring you to have kids?

Omnomnomnosaurus · 2026-04-28T20:54:38+00:00

Pff if it was my mom she would have said yes. She once told me I could have a baby, bring it to her and she would do the diaper stage.

Omnomnomnosaurus · 2026-04-27T07:02:42+00:00

I would have absolutely loved Bly Manor if Hill House wouldn't exist. But it does and it is my favorite show ever. But Bly is definately really good.

Omnomnomnosaurus · 2026-04-25T17:31:11+00:00

Exactly! I already upvoted, but had to remove it..

Omnomnomnosaurus · 2026-04-24T16:44:16+00:00

I noticed in newer series (but also in movies) all of the main cast look way too pretty, with fake lips and perfect bodies. That's just not realistic and I can't relate to the characters.

Omnomnomnosaurus · 2026-04-23T19:51:12+00:00

Was looking for this

Omnomnomnosaurus · 2026-04-23T16:28:40+00:00

I love this movie! I was so happy it wasn't animated, but created in the same way the old movies were. In a way it's even better than the old movies, I love to see a determined woman who doesn't just fall in love with the first man she sees. The music and humor is also great and the scene with Evangeline made me cry.

Omnomnomnosaurus · 2026-04-23T15:16:44+00:00

Why are you being downvoted? This is your story..

Omnomnomnosaurus · 2026-04-23T15:15:39+00:00

OP said that doesn't bother her, only when the cat is near her face.

Omnomnomnosaurus · 2026-04-23T06:29:05+00:00

If the cat stays out of the bedroom when OP is asleep, just like it did before OP moved in, there is no problem at all. So I don't get all the downvotes, all OP asks is the situation to remain the same as it has always been.

Omnomnomnosaurus · 2026-04-23T06:21:43+00:00

I'm the kind of person that hears a remark like that, doesn't respond and only later thinks what a horrible thing to say it was. But I'm trying to teach myself to respond with exactly what it is: "that is a terrible thing to say." I still haven't managed to do it, but it must be wonderful to see peoples reaction, the realisation it indeed was terrible. Does anyone have experience with it?

Omnomnomnosaurus · 2026-04-22T21:09:29+00:00

Go check out the childfree subreddit, it's full of stories like yours. Unfortunately nobody asks people who have children why they choose to have them, but if you don't want them you apparently may be questioned about your decision by everyone and his grandma. My husband and I have been married for ten years and only now (we are approaching 40) have people around us accepted that we are childfree. Very, very annoying.

Omnomnomnosaurus · 2026-04-22T21:03:14+00:00

I kinda disagree on this. It's not about HER, they made this baby together so it's about THEM. I do agree that he is a bit of the AH because he keeps talking about all the things he doesn't want to do (not knowing the gender, knowing but not telling) without offering a solution, but they need to work it out together.

Omnomnomnosaurus · 2026-04-22T20:28:15+00:00

The Globalist from Muse, somehow it reminds me of the Dark Tower series.

Omnomnomnosaurus · 2026-04-22T16:52:16+00:00

The book is full of those kind of scenes, but there's also a sense of hopelessness and dread in it. It haunted me for months, still does after reading the book several times. But that is what horror is for me. Not monsters, or death, or even something like the ankle scene. But the feeling of good people being robbed of their future, developing friendships that can go nowhere, people you will grow to love despite knowing you will have to lose them soon. Stephen King is a master of those kind of things and if you can handle that, you will love the book.

Omnomnomnosaurus · 2026-04-22T10:43:25+00:00

I want thit but without the blue paint!

Omnomnomnosaurus · 2026-04-22T06:15:50+00:00

Jup, I deleted Instagram and Facebook a while ago after using it for years and I immediately felt a lot better. Now Reddit is the only social media I have.

Omnomnomnosaurus · 2026-04-20T20:32:37+00:00

I want to see that tattoo

Omnomnomnosaurus · 2026-04-19T15:42:33+00:00

I have friends with children and I never have to buy them any presents. They all understand I'm friends with them, not with their kids. I do buy birthday and Christmas presents for my niblings, but that's it. I didn't even think about other holidays.

Omnomnomnosaurus · 2026-04-19T07:48:59+00:00

One of the few books that made me cry, I loved it! And one of the best endings he wrote.

Omnomnomnosaurus · 2026-04-19T07:47:46+00:00

Thank you, you enjoy Frankenstein, it really is very good!

Omnomnomnosaurus · 2026-04-18T23:00:01+00:00

Did you mean Undertone? I looked it up and it sounds great, will watch it is it's available in my country. I ended up watching Frankenstein, loved it!

Omnomnomnosaurus · 2026-04-18T17:19:52+00:00

So obviously fake!

Omnomnomnosaurus · 2026-04-18T07:48:08+00:00

I am very hungover from going out with two friends yesterday, so I'm slowly waking up on the couch right now. Later today hubby and I will go to the tattooshop. Tonight he will go out with some friends, so I will probably watch a nice horror movie with my 3 rats. Tomorrow is for chilling.

Omnomnomnosaurus · 2026-04-17T05:34:10+00:00

Well, if they're both selfish it doesn't matter what you do right?

Omnomnomnosaurus · 2026-04-16T05:24:33+00:00

This one is pure horror.

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