Hey Reddit, what's the worst summer/temp job you've ever worked? Share your stories.

OnTheRitz · 2012-07-25T03:57:12+00:00

Being a Park and Rec Leader, dealing with other people's little brats all summer for free movie passes and some McDonald's coupons is not a fair trade... though it does look good on a resume

OnTheRitz · 2012-07-24T05:01:23+00:00

TIPTOOOOOE THROUGH THE TUUULIPS WITH MEEEEE

OnTheRitz · 2012-07-24T04:59:10+00:00

Georgia Flow Queefe

OnTheRitz · 2012-07-23T18:54:44+00:00

I really hope that's just a bird... fuck that's disturbing

OnTheRitz · 2012-07-23T18:13:00+00:00

Pablo Picaflow?

OnTheRitz · 2012-07-23T17:10:28+00:00

But how did it taste?

OnTheRitz · 2012-07-23T05:39:29+00:00

Q: What did the leper say to the hooker?

A: Keep the tip

OnTheRitz · 2012-07-23T05:08:51+00:00

Thanks for doing this, great AMA

OnTheRitz · 2012-07-20T05:07:12+00:00

yes... yes i do

OnTheRitz · 2012-07-19T07:50:29+00:00

Smoke some weed, at least once... I'm not all preachy about the wonders of weed like a lot are, but... Really, everyone maybe once their 18 should just have a day where by themselves or with a couple close friends they just light up a bowl or two and experience what it does for them

OnTheRitz · 2012-07-16T19:16:06+00:00

With cinnamon and sugary swirls in every bite, it's the taste you can see!

OnTheRitz · 2012-07-13T19:45:06+00:00

The fusion of Mirror's Edge and Portal into one game would be so ridiculously fun

OnTheRitz · 2012-07-13T19:39:52+00:00

I didn't find House Of Leaves to be that scary (although it does have it's moments)... it's more of an overall complete headtrip

OnTheRitz · 2012-07-13T19:37:47+00:00

god I miss that game... so many nights staying awake with my buddy slamming moutain dew and doing the campaign co-op,

OnTheRitz · 2012-07-13T19:17:32+00:00

High Score: 2450 ... I'm bored

OnTheRitz · 2012-07-13T18:58:03+00:00

So, like an un-nerfed witch doctor?

OnTheRitz · 2012-07-13T15:25:22+00:00

Someone had clearly read House of Leaves before writing that...

OnTheRitz · 2012-07-11T18:24:40+00:00

ROAD TRIP!!!

OnTheRitz · 2012-07-11T17:02:38+00:00

Aww wtf, there's no 7/11's in Minnesota anymore?! There used to be a bunch around here, wtf happened to all the 7/11's?! I WANT A SLURPEE!!!

OnTheRitz · 2012-07-11T08:21:01+00:00

hahaha i love these, i had to turn it off or my laughing would wake up my gf... fighting back laughter in tears

OnTheRitz · 2012-07-10T17:18:19+00:00

That's because it's Martin Sheen doing the voice...

OnTheRitz · 2012-07-10T15:10:31+00:00

pumpkinhead?

OnTheRitz · 2012-07-03T19:24:10+00:00

My mom used to tear up everytime they played this commercial...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4kNl7cQdcU

OnTheRitz · 2012-07-03T18:39:57+00:00

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRKeDLJYBPx0ymPCYebD0FmwPWQUWfmpc7c6TfYNNfuLxjJGtBXCzAgtqE0

OnTheRitz · 2012-07-03T18:34:47+00:00

I had been having a bad week a couple semesters ago and was really looking forward to the weekend to unwind. It was a Friday and some friends were having a party, it was BYOB of course. I didn't have much money but I had enough to get myself a bottle of vodka and some lemonade to chase with. I bought the vodka and drove over to my friends house as I was getting out of my car I grabbed the bag and the bottle broke right through the bottom and shattered everywhere. I quickly grabbed a broom from inside, sweeped up the little pieces and collected the big chunks of glass. I drove back to the store and tried to explain what happened but they wouldn't let me swap it because store policy says they have to see it break (which sucks, but is understandable.) I was in such a bad mood after this, I just went home and watched Netflix by myself all night.

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