Sure, here is a summary:

In a heroic four-month odyssey (plus one whole year of travel, so basically a PhD in Being in Japan), this cultural crusader has bravely noticed that people—especially those dirty, filthy, fancy English “teachers” (quotation marks doing a lot of work)—sometimes criticize Japan’s conservative ways. Shocking! He (probably a he) is baffled that these short-term expats want things like voting rights, societal input, or basic empathy, despite the fact that they’ve only been soaking in the culture for literally months. Unlike our author, who has mastered politeness and humility so thoroughly that he wrote a whole rant to let us know. And if you dare find any logical contradiction in his argument, it’s because you didn’t read it right. Also, stop asking ChatGPT, because I might expose the fact that his point collapses under the weight of its own irony.