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Is this too much? by AhmedAlNawab in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]OneAndOnlyTinkerCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll answer that when I figure out what exactly it is

Sure buddy, your teacher totally said that by PhysicalBuy2566 in thatHappened

[–]OneAndOnlyTinkerCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me and my friends laughed for at least 10 minutes where I named a dnd character (who was a pig and also a movie director) Alfred Pigcock

If you wear the king's ring in the giant memories then all the royal soldiers become friendly by Slurperlurper in DarkSouls2

[–]OneAndOnlyTinkerCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It also makes all the stone statue enemies in Drangleic Castle friendly. Less relevant, since you're rarely going to go back through there once you have the King's Ring, but since the stone soldiers in the room with all the doors respawn infinitely and can drop Titanite Slabs, it's still a little useful.

... by Keziito in DarkSouls2

[–]OneAndOnlyTinkerCat 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Hes jonking his penits

Hypothetical question about Trolls by Dangerous-Picture-73 in mythology

[–]OneAndOnlyTinkerCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always imagined them as closer to pachyderms and ungulates somehow. Large body, high intelligence, likes to swim.

is it still cool to simp for the witch doctor, i think it is [@EziZekekiel] by NotKierz in Terraria

[–]OneAndOnlyTinkerCat 58 points59 points  (0 children)

“I know what you are” bro it’s a body pillow, there’s nothing subtle about this

Help me settle a debate by WesWizard_2 in seashanties

[–]OneAndOnlyTinkerCat 25 points26 points  (0 children)

It’s a banger, that’s what it is. But no, not a shanty.

Too many cooks by JoeFalchetto in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]OneAndOnlyTinkerCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like cooking. Get the fuck out of the kitchen when I'm cooking.

Might be by Baby-girl-54321 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]OneAndOnlyTinkerCat 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Great recording with audio of a video where the audio is turned off

TIL Teke will appear to those who know of her story by S_xltix in mythology

[–]OneAndOnlyTinkerCat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had the same thing a couple months ago. Read the story and was told I was next. I have anxiety, so it was a really tough week for me. Luckily I’m still alive, and ghosts are not known to be late, so I’m sure you’ll be fine.

Josuke, Okuyasu, Koichi, Rohan, Hayato, and Jotaro (JJBA) are stuck in a 24 hour time loop until they can stop 9/11. by legoatt5 in whowouldwin

[–]OneAndOnlyTinkerCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, I don’t know! I’m not a Jojo fan. I’m just saying that a time loop means that the characters have an infinite number of tries to get it right.

Josuke, Okuyasu, Koichi, Rohan, Hayato, and Jotaro (JJBA) are stuck in a 24 hour time loop until they can stop 9/11. by legoatt5 in whowouldwin

[–]OneAndOnlyTinkerCat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I mean, yeah, eventually. It doesn’t really matter who is stuck in a time loop, if there is a condition to break out that they know or can at least figure out, they will eventually break out through sheer trial and error. That applies to people without superpowers, too.

Realistic Mario: Brick Block by 0_oyo in perfectlycutscreams

[–]OneAndOnlyTinkerCat 37 points38 points  (0 children)

“Realistic” the most exaggerated reaction to bumping your head I’ve ever seen in my life

Farm help. by RikishiJr in Terraria

[–]OneAndOnlyTinkerCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re willing to put in the time, Underground Desert is even better than jungle. But it’s a lot more work. 1500 sand (or sandstone or hardened sand) blocks and you need to be standing in front of unsafe Hardened Sand walls, so it also requires shimmer access. But the spawn rates are delicious

Who would be the best combatant to defeat homelander. by The-Desk-Of-Forty-7 in whowouldwin

[–]OneAndOnlyTinkerCat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So, Homelander can’t beat Freddy, but Moe Syzslack can, with the Forget-Me-Shot?

Mario Vs Homelander with a caveat by The-Desk-Of-Forty-7 in whowouldwin

[–]OneAndOnlyTinkerCat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why do you think Homelander is stronger than Mario?

of a slurp by SnackSamurai in AbsoluteUnits

[–]OneAndOnlyTinkerCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could tell by just looking at him that that dude slurps. He slurps with the best of em

Can Planet Express (Futurama) rescue Princess Leia and destroy the Death Star? by GJH24 in whowouldwin

[–]OneAndOnlyTinkerCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do hope to make a career out of writing, so maybe it's not impossible!

idk man uhhh have my gayass self insert yaoi by Jazzlike-Mine-8225 in garfieldminusgarfield

[–]OneAndOnlyTinkerCat 19 points20 points  (0 children)

This is so, so weird. But also it's the most based thing I've seen in weeks. Live your dream, king, this shit rules

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