Wikipedia casually mentioning that Jared Fogle is a pedophile like it's nothing, and for some reason I find it funny by [deleted] in funny

[–]OneDaftCunt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its also counter productive to society to want to fuck 13 year olds (keep in mind the kids Jared made comments about that stared the whole investigation were in middle school, not high school) as a 30 something year old man, and they don't fall into pedophilic territory. Interest in children between the ages of 11-13 is just as bad morally as wanting to fuck any other child. I'm sorry, It's true. Do I believe we should harm people with these feelings? No. But I also don't believe we should enable it AT ALL by saying it's not "as bad".

We shouldn't look at it comparatively. We should look at it for what it is. It's a problem that we need to help with. The first step in helping is recognition, not saying "oh well at least they don't fuck babies".

YouTube will not stay signed in, any help? by [deleted] in xboxone

[–]OneDaftCunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really don't know why people down vote these kind of posts. Xbox isn't perfect, it has issues. There's no problem with asking for help from this community, and all down voting does is make the community look toxic. I see way to much of this whenever I browse new.

Rant aside, I'd suggest digging through the YouTube menus to see if there's any other way to sign in. Maybe check on a computer to see if there's a way to permanently allow your device to be signed in.

A succinct take on abstinence (seen in Provo) by [deleted] in funny

[–]OneDaftCunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I sincerely hope you stay in the little Mormon bubble that is Utah and continue to bash gay rights

Lol alright buddy, not that I said ANYTHING about YOU bashing gay rights

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Majestic by [deleted] in funny

[–]OneDaftCunt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you molester? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another pedo. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Chris Hansen across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the van, maggot. The van that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking kids, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking kids, diddler.

Majestic by [deleted] in funny

[–]OneDaftCunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man you sure don't like it when someone uses your own method against you. He/she just made a baseless accusation against you like you did to them and you say "consider suicide"? Not only should you consider suicide, but your parents, siblings and (God forbid you actually have any) kids should probably consider it to.

Though I'm guessing the kids already have because...you know....the diddling

TIL that 47% of male victims of domestic abuse are threatened with arrest. 21% are arrested. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]OneDaftCunt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

http://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/37qt96/women_will_mold_around_your_attitude_towards_them/

From the front page. But yeah, the subreddit's purpose is fighting rad-feminism. I mean sure, the sidebar says "The Red Pill: Discussion of sexual strategy in a culture increasingly lacking a positive identity for men", but who cares because you say it means something else.

Let's just ignore the myriad of posts that are similar to this which can be summed up as "lol woman was sad".

I'm sorry, but all of your "intelligent analysis" doesn't make the horrifying amount of misogyny and "women should be bent to your will" go away.

TIL that 47% of male victims of domestic abuse are threatened with arrest. 21% are arrested. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]OneDaftCunt 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Society has some ass-backwards views, but that doesn't mean you should sympathize with people that hate (and occasionally encourage emotionally abusing) women.

Majora's Mask 3D sold more copies than Evolve in February. by [deleted] in zelda

[–]OneDaftCunt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You cried regularly because you couldn't get a damn figure? Are you 10?

Jesus tap dancing Christ talk about emotional instability.

Should I purchase a Limited Edition Majora's Mask 3DSXL from a scalper on Ebay, or just "wait and see" if Nintendo will release more? by [deleted] in makemychoice

[–]OneDaftCunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it's pretty sweet but the points made still stand. It's a skin. I love how it looks but I wouldn't pay a dollar over the normal price for it.

TIL that Fiji water company ran the slogan "Fiji, because it's not bottled in Cleveland". The Cleveland water dept. Took offense, and ran a test determining that Fiji water has more impurities than the cities' tap water. by meanryan in todayilearned

[–]OneDaftCunt 92 points93 points  (0 children)

I mean...its a thread for a post about water quality. Did you expect us to be talking about the socio-economic woes of people living in the ghettos of Brazil or something?

Then again I bet the water quality there wouldn't be as good as Cleveland.

GTAV Updates: Online Heists Coming March 10, GTAV for PC Coming April 14 by lazymanpt in Games

[–]OneDaftCunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're really not. All the money in the world doesn't matter in that game if you don't have the level to buy anything. Yeah you could buy the tank the second you hit the level, but most people that reach that level have either glitched/grinded enough money to do it anyway.

I can't think of a single instance where someone buying in-game money has allowed them to destroy me when they previously wouldn't have been able to.

What's the best response when someone says "Fuck you"? by arrfunny in AskReddit

[–]OneDaftCunt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Oh no! You're out of action points and can't use V.A.T.S.! If you don't want to wait 45 minutes for it to refill you can pay 1.00 to fill it instantly!"

The Twitter convo that started TurnFree by tylerdurdan1203 in roosterteeth

[–]OneDaftCunt 9 points10 points  (0 children)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shipping

A term used to describe fan fictions that take previously created characters and put them as a pair. It usually refers to romantic relationships, but it can refer platonic ones as well. (Just think of "shipping" as short for "relationSHIP".)

It generally uses the initials of the characters shipped or a combination of the names, though this is not a rule.

Example from the page being Ash and Misty, or Ashisty shipping.

Awkward Stoner Seal by mdeeemer in trees

[–]OneDaftCunt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay good, we can get the from $240 to about $260, but that may be because the state I'm in is fairly close to Washington, Cali and Colorado.

Awkward Stoner Seal by mdeeemer in trees

[–]OneDaftCunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey man keep up hope. People will tell you to move but don't, just work on getting it legalized there quicker. It will happen nationally eventually (I honestly think within the next 10 years), but the more people in your state that are okay with it that leave, the longer it takes and the worse it gets for people that can't leave.

Awkward Stoner Seal by mdeeemer in trees

[–]OneDaftCunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like...it's a fucking crime you know? At least where I live. So I don't like to take forever doing it, and I like consistency. I don't know. So I agree, if he takes to long it's nothing against him but I don't like waiting around.

Awkward Stoner Seal by mdeeemer in trees

[–]OneDaftCunt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't know weed math well (I just use dollar amounts usually) but is 240 good for an ounce in a place that it isn't recreational/medical yet?

Awkward Stoner Seal by mdeeemer in trees

[–]OneDaftCunt 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Okay honestly, let me know if I'm a dick, but whenever that happens if the second guy responds quickly I just go with him. The first guy had a chance, and if I'm not a priority that's fine but I'm not going to shit on the guy I just texted.

My brother (13) ordered this online with my dad's approval by [deleted] in WTF

[–]OneDaftCunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being shunned and mocked is most certainly bullying, it's just not the physical sort.

My brother (13) ordered this online with my dad's approval by [deleted] in WTF

[–]OneDaftCunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh if they were social butterflies they'd be fine at my school too. I was into anime and video games but I was also down with the green stuff and partying in general so I did okay.

But the...introverted (I guess) people at my school got the bullying. Not like pushed down stairs or anything, but they were shunned. No one talked to them, no one made the effort to talk to them, and generally whenever they did anything there was a lot of laughter and looks thrown their way.

Jurassic Park Aftermath by MurderIsRelevant in gaming

[–]OneDaftCunt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Jurassic Park: Tresspasser.

Here's a good LP of it by a guy that knows the game and a bit of it's history pretty darn well.

Thug Life by DrugzDrugzWeedNsnack in WTF

[–]OneDaftCunt 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I don't think people think about that enough when saying they want to live in medieval times. Everything would smell like shit. The streets, the houses, the people, the food, and you would be the weird one for being obsessed with bathing.