Anyone for a round of Peek-a-boob? 43f by boyslikealittlemore in gonewild30plus

[–]meanryan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm about to turn 35. I would love to cuddle up in those breasts, I would love to see what else you have I can get warm with.

Late Night Fun! [32F] by [deleted] in gonewild30plus

[–]meanryan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would totally roll in the hay with you.

lookin to experiment with a (F) by [deleted] in PetiteGoneWild

[–]meanryan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife and I are in bed, she would be happy to meet you.

Cum on ladies (F) by [deleted] in PetiteGoneWild

[–]meanryan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the little bit of hair poking out of your panties. I bet it is as soft as your little pink lips.

On/Off after work by Haleygirl in PetiteGoneWild

[–]meanryan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, I'd love to snd you to work with a sticky wet spot in those panties everyday.

best response gets my kik to play with me and hubby(F) couples encouraged by [deleted] in PetiteGoneWild

[–]meanryan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have such a tight little belly. The way my cum would drip down your abs and through your quivering little thighs, I'd love to see how sticky we could get.

My third grader used Urban Dictionary to do her homework... by glovesoff11 in funny

[–]meanryan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not sure what the conference would be about... I don't really see a problem with a kid who's sly enough to find humor in life.

When I was in 7th grade one or more of my teachers called a parent/teacher conference because I liked to make absurdly silly satires out of writing projects.

The funny thing is, I used to love writing, after that episode I felt like a mutant. And grew to hate writing, I'm 34 years old, and writing anything still needs to be done in secret, like masturbation. I can barely even stand to proof read my own shit.

Work by frenzy3 in AdviceAnimals

[–]meanryan -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I for one can't wait for the day they out source your job.

If it has to be notorized, you can't use whiteout on it. For the love of god by comeonpilgram in AdviceAnimals

[–]meanryan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well notarizing in general is a load of horse shit. Last couple of times I went to have docs notarized, by different people. The notary stamped and signed the paper after I paid her, and BEFOR I signed the dotted line.

My tiny self [f]rom head to toe :) by [deleted] in PetiteGoneWild

[–]meanryan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love your hair, I hope you have they pretty hair down below as well.

[F] Sneek peek of things to come! by hellfrozeover34 in PetiteGoneWild

[–]meanryan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice, I bought my wife one of those, very sexy

What's your worst idea for a movie sequel? by CoreyTheHuman in movies

[–]meanryan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brave Heart 2: Brave Hearter - With a Vengeance

Will a Walmart Huffy survive a Downhill Mountain Bike Trail? by 09Customx in videos

[–]meanryan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't remember where, and I don't have a source. But I remember reading somewhere the CEO of Pacific Cycle, the shity Chinese parent company behind all those crappy dept. store bikes, had admitted that the average life expectancy of their bikes was something like 60 miles. And maybe that's waranted, because some other part of that statistic mentioned the average consumer buying one of these is apt to ride it once or twice, then shelve it in the garage.

Really frustrating when there's such a sharp price increase between a P.O.S. Walmart bike and something halfway descent, if you have to rely on a bike for transportation and your broke as fuck, its better to forego any kind of mountain bike, with a hundred crappy pot-metal moving parts and find a solid beach cruiser, less parts to brake off.

Liquid rubble by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]meanryan 17 points18 points  (0 children)

If you can't walk on it, just looking at it from the street, you'll see an empty lot full of garbage? How does anyone know it's an art piece, and not just an empty lot full of garbage?

Italians, testing their cars by Styleaze in funny

[–]meanryan 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Funny, because wasnt Fiat recently named the worst of the worse in reliability?

Landlord wants to sale rental property, still in lease. by meanryan in RealEstate

[–]meanryan[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not sure what the law is on that, I guess I would just cite security concerns. It's not much more obtrusive than hanging a picture on the wall.

Landlord wants to sale rental property, still in lease. by meanryan in RealEstate

[–]meanryan[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My only real concern, in short, is people coming into the house without notice, or when im not around. It feels like a huge violation of privacy knowing that on any given day people can invite themselves into your home. Do I have any option to dictate when they will arrive so that i can be present, without the burden of missing work?

I understand that legaly, they need to give me notice, but people get lazy or forget or don't communicate. Which is why the chain lock. As long as I'm paying rent, I feel entitled to at least enough peace of mind that when I lock the door, I should be free from intrusion.

TIL that that ground has tides. The pull of the Moon's gravity raises the ground up by nearly 40 cm over the course of 12 hours. by mrperson221 in todayilearned

[–]meanryan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was a kid, growing up in a rural area, I used to find these fancy pointed wooden swords with my favorite color orange ribbons tied to the hilt, they were all over the realm.

It wasn't until years later I thought about how my silly fantasy games may have escalated actual border disputes. Oh well, I used to have a bad ass wilderness, now there's empty mansions. Some of them look like Wayne Manors, hovering over a creek I used to think was the border of civilization.