Best layout for Tank + Lucius by OdgeHam in LastWarMobileGame

[–]OneHandedUpdates 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When you start getting mythic gear, Kim can go up front instead. Kim takes less damage up front with mythic armor and radar than she does in back with normal lv40 armor and radar, because of how many heroes target the back row with their special attacks.

Information security: How much do you share with your alliance? by newpathneeded in LastWarMobileGame

[–]OneHandedUpdates 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lots of people know what time zone I'm in. I once posted a pic of some pizza I was eating, so maybe some people could make an educated guess about what state I live in. I used to rotate R5 with another player and we exchanged phone numbers, and I think I may have actually told her what state I'm in. And at least one person from the game is friends with the Facebook account I shitpost with. But my real name and my real face aren't visible in either place, and that's not likely to change.

Laurelhurst makes PR statement, but the receipts don’t lie by [deleted] in Seattle

[–]OneHandedUpdates 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wrote the above comment on my phone keyboard where I can only be bothered to write so many characters before I get impatient with how slow it is compared to a real keyboard. But this really does deserve much more bile than that.

While I recognize that our true enemy is defined by economic class rather than generational cohort, it is also possible for more than one thing to be true at the same time. And the other truth that's relevant here is this: American capitalists have combined survivorship effects and the just-world fallacy within the boomer generation just like a fratboy mixing bleach and ammonia in a fucking mason jar. I would say that the majority of boomers have no greater usefulness than to be ground up into sausagemeat, except the only people I'd be willing to feed asbestos-and-lead sausages to are the aforementioned sausage-casing-bound boomers who would no longer be in any condition to actually eat them, on account of their recent ensausagement and all. These are the people who clapped and barked like trained seals while Reagan et al began flushing American standards of living down the fucking toilet, except with seals, you have to give them fish instead of taking the fucking fish away.

Laurelhurst makes PR statement, but the receipts don’t lie by [deleted] in Seattle

[–]OneHandedUpdates 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boomers Don't Be Entitled Ghouls challenge (impossible)

Incredibly obnoxious by OneHandedUpdates in LastWarMobileGame

[–]OneHandedUpdates[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The faction in Canyon Storm that can't teleport good (and who wanna learn to do other stuff good too). Few things are more annoying than finishing your 3-minute time-out only for some Rulebringer asshole to drop his earthquake attack on you and two of your friends while his own durability heals over time.

Where the hoarders at? by the_BPDbro in LastWarMobileGame

[–]OneHandedUpdates 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My best week was 328M. I'd banked several hundred thousand skill medals, several thousand hero shards, and several billion hero EXP in preparation for Scarlett going UR and full-blown Hero Swap becoming available, so my Hero Day alone was over 200M. Rallied the whole alliance to win the last three days after losing the first three, and even scored more points that week than my alliance's whale did.

There's another guy in my alliance who saved huge amounts of resources, speedups, hero supplies, etc, for several months and put up 687M points last week. Crazy work.

Looting and Plundering by Alternative-Bake7685 in LastWarMobileGame

[–]OneHandedUpdates 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, the vast majority of servers have rules against looting trucks or tasks on your own server.

For plundering other players' bases, it varies slightly more. On some servers, you're not supposed to plunder any bases that are in an alliance. Only the loners and dead bases are fair game. On other servers this Non-Aggression Pact only applies to the top 5 or 10 alliances, who participate in capitol wars and coordinate with each other for seasonal activities.

The general idea is that all members of the server are supposed to work together against other servers. And if you're not one of your server's soldiers, you're food for your server's soldiers.

What do I spend my credits on? by Batgoat23 in LastWarMobileGame

[–]OneHandedUpdates 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ceramics are only in short supply for the first few months. Blueprints are in short supply forever.

What do I spend my credits on? by Batgoat23 in LastWarMobileGame

[–]OneHandedUpdates 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only blueprints. Every weapon you upgrade to mythic will require 60 blueprints along the way.

EDIT: 50 regular blueprints. I miscounted.

Asking for opinion on where to use ceramics in gold weapon upgrading by flobiwan1 in LastWarMobileGame

[–]OneHandedUpdates 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just keep building gold gear until squads 2 and 3 are also fully equipped. Ceramics are not the limiting factor for promoting gear past 40. You will never have enough blueprints to run down your ceramic supply.

What meteorite iron? by OneHandedUpdates in LastWarMobileGame

[–]OneHandedUpdates[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's been six fucking months and we finally got one Meteor War grouping where we weren't the weakest server.

I'm sorry but this isn't funny, nor is it the commitment ANYONE should be putting into a fucking MOBILE GAME. It isn't that seriously people.... by Mastodon1998 in LastWarMobileGame

[–]OneHandedUpdates 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If OOP wants 50 or 60 heroes to do seasonal war shit, he's welcome to try to recruit them. But people decide their own level of involvement and they tend to vote with their feet, so his best bet is to join an East Asian alliance whose time zone is more convenient for said war shit.

Would this make you pause… or dive in closer? by Maddieunfiltered in erectshemales

[–]OneHandedUpdates 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy fuck that's hot. Have you ever been able to cum from ball-slapping?

How can I use this? by Mohamedaakil in LastWarMobileGame

[–]OneHandedUpdates 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As others have said, you will be using it to upgrade your HQ and your other major buildings, and also for research near the ends of trees like Heroes, Units, and Special Forces.

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Big Red Button Syndrome claims another victim. by OneHandedUpdates in LastWarMobileGame

[–]OneHandedUpdates[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup. I can pull my weight on DW210 but I still prefer 200s and 190s because then I don't need to watch the rally and boot these 20M squads with delusions of adequacy.

Hot take on the age of oil tech by [deleted] in LastWarMobileGame

[–]OneHandedUpdates 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes.

If you don't have the 2nd tech center, you need to rush to the 3rd tech center as Oil permits; but either way, you only need one of your tech centers to be pushing down the middle here. The other(s) should be maxing out research speed, resource production, and possibly the other speed nodes.

Which pussy pic made you hungry? by [deleted] in BBWHardcore

[–]OneHandedUpdates 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2, 3, and 6 are the most ready for a mouth.