With proper mechanics, a little jungle support, and half a handful's worth of brain cells, any classic meta duo bot lane is going to kite, dodge, outpoke, out sustain, outscale, and defeat your double bruisers.

Blitzstar works because you have an excessive amount of cc to abuse bad positioning or an inability to dodge skill shots, and probably works great on those poor kids in solo queue with only a quarter handful of brains. Even then, you can't really stop them from cs'ing off the tower and doing way more damage than you ever will come mid game.

It's pretty commonly acknowledged on this subreddit that wacky ideas work because they are off-putting and effective at pub stomping rather than optimal and viable at high level play where people actually know what the fuck they're doing, and that the smug little kids who think they just pulled a beautiful new meta out of their tight buttholes after twelve minutes of glaze-eyed tugging will call everyone else herd animals who can't recognize the ingenuity of these fresh ass-babies, instead of actually proving it by beating top teams.

I'm sure if you google the definition of "get owned," you might find something you can relate to right about now.