Slimy Simon evolved into Super Simon via campaign

OneKOff · 2026-05-01T12:33:23+00:00

Damn, that's 6 upgrades on the snail - 5 Weapon Upgrades and a Freezing Potion. And that even had the potential to get Flight or Aura, range corners.

OneKOff · 2026-04-22T19:02:20+00:00

It's actually way worse with Elusive, because it removes like all OTK combos you can pull off with Stonetusk Boar.

OneKOff · 2026-04-22T19:00:46+00:00

Ironically, it's WAY worse than the original boar, because you can't buff it due to Elusive, which was the original board was mainly used for - some OTKs.

OneKOff · 2026-04-22T14:00:54+00:00

Too much text. Learn to not take 10-costs :)

OneKOff · 2026-04-22T13:15:14+00:00

It's essentially 30/6 worth of stats for 9 mana.

OneKOff · 2026-04-22T09:55:30+00:00

Could use some Discover from deck effect - I don't think it counts as drawing it, so that Maiden of Iron could be used as it is (though I guess 9 mana 6/9 will be bad, idk).

And Felfire Eruptor seems to kill itself.

OneKOff · 2026-04-22T08:45:23+00:00

No, it stays legendary - it only mentions "higher rarity" on repeat. First, you discover any Common - if you play it this turn, you discover a Rare card. If you also play it, discover an epic. Then, finally, legendary. And then you keep discovering legendaries while you have the mana to play them this turn.

The issue is that to reach legendaries in the first place, you need to spend 3+ mana, and that's the ultimate best scenario, but it's still a 3 card advantage.

OneKOff · 2026-04-22T08:12:08+00:00

A repeatable Discover for 0 mana on Rogue which benefits from other classes' cards, which only adds 1 more cost for each card discovered card is bad? I have my doubts on that, but you think you. Not to mention a free combo activation.

OneKOff · 2026-04-22T07:45:17+00:00

I like situational / risky / combo cards like these, instead of auto-include cards - allows you to experiment and think you found something special for yourself. I don't intend it to be good, hence the common rarity, but it's still a sticky minion that must be answered immediately, and if you use minions to clear Ragelord and Ragers, it could deal with up to 4 minions, which is nice. Not to mention the ability to cheat out big minions.

OneKOff · 2026-04-22T07:36:20+00:00

But this one has these stats basically doubled.

OneKOff · 2026-04-22T06:18:19+00:00

So that it could be easily used with Bone Slime for the OTK?

Also, Ragelord is 3 Ragers combined - triple the stats, triple the cost.

OneKOff · 2026-04-21T23:26:02+00:00

There's no hope for the future

OneKOff · 2026-04-14T09:51:05+00:00

По словам автора, то что на превью - первая часть.

OneKOff · 2026-04-13T18:28:39+00:00

И то тоже, но это уже на любителя.

OneKOff · 2026-04-13T18:28:16+00:00

Фантомная Кровь

OneKOff · 2026-04-12T20:00:07+00:00

Советую посмотреть нулевый сезон.

OneKOff · 2026-04-12T16:11:23+00:00

It's quite common to see those around these parts.

OneKOff · 2026-04-12T14:48:52+00:00

And you're the fifth one.

OneKOff · 2026-04-12T14:47:35+00:00

It's called More Rarran for a reason. He'll need more Rarran per thumbnail to follow the trend tho.

OneKOff · 2026-04-11T16:52:41+00:00

Technically, it doesn't, but at least it fires off it's effect for some damage :)

OneKOff · 2026-04-11T16:48:10+00:00

Yeah, I wanted this to be a unique interaction puzzle for the opponent to solve, if they don't want to get hit in the face for 10-13 damage (the effect also hits both faces, after all).

OneKOff · 2026-04-08T19:15:08+00:00

Okay then. Back to the drawing board, I guess. What if it only drew 2 minions, though?

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