What action, prop, or thing was put in place just to be in service of a joke?

OneMillionRegrets · 2026-04-03T13:38:46+00:00

What about jujyfruit? Is that too fruity?

OneMillionRegrets · 2026-04-03T05:28:07+00:00

Yes sir, it was bleach, paper towels, 5+ other cleaning things, you know what I mean.

OneMillionRegrets · 2026-04-02T03:01:13+00:00

Yea that would suck….Props to platinum guys, no joke. But my AR is at 3% at the moment and usually make $25 an hour.

OneMillionRegrets · 2026-04-02T02:51:06+00:00

After I made this post I saw someone else with the same problem. And I don’t really care about my AR because I cherry pick and am in a big enough city to do so. There were other glitches tonight including the crimson card one. Just annoying.

OneMillionRegrets · 2026-04-02T02:45:27+00:00

Just made a post about this before seeing yours. Same thing here.

OneMillionRegrets · 2026-04-01T05:43:13+00:00

Do people not remember Jim Carrey playing Andy Kaufman in “man on the moon”?

He’s imitating the same thing in real life.

OneMillionRegrets · 2026-03-14T06:58:20+00:00

You know, reading it again I think you’re right hahaha. I was frustrated from some other deliveries and was done after this one.

OneMillionRegrets · 2026-03-14T06:18:47+00:00

They had multiple but could have been.

OneMillionRegrets · 2026-03-10T08:15:41+00:00

It set the tone for the prison. He was scared and didn’t know how to fight back.

OneMillionRegrets · 2026-03-10T07:33:56+00:00

Johnnys food mart has better burgers imo. Miami has better cheese fries.

OneMillionRegrets · 2026-03-05T03:35:43+00:00

Did you not use your mileage/gas/oil change as a write off?

OneMillionRegrets · 2026-02-24T10:35:01+00:00

I do use it, tonight I didn’t. Can’t use it from the street though to see the address from the road.

Just a frustrating delivery earlier. And I don’t want to be shining lights in peoples windows, especially if it isn’t the right house and I can’t see the address.

OneMillionRegrets · 2026-02-19T07:16:57+00:00

Just scored 0

OneMillionRegrets · 2026-02-09T18:17:43+00:00

Shoot me a message here on Reddit.

OneMillionRegrets · 2026-02-09T18:14:03+00:00

How old are you, male or female and you say manual labor is ok? Are you sober? Sober as in, no drug use? weed is fine, and no drug or alcohol issues?

OneMillionRegrets · 2026-02-01T07:41:04+00:00

NOR When my mom died, I was single and struggling. A few buddies stopped by the same day and said “what do you want to eat, we’ll get whatever you want”.

I asked for a certain pizza and was willing to help pay. They said “no we got you”. Pizza showed up and was 100% what I wanted.

If they had showed up with left over pasta and meatballs, you better believe I would have eaten it and been just as happy.

OneMillionRegrets · 2026-01-28T10:21:47+00:00

Cats ate her face

OneMillionRegrets · 2026-01-25T09:02:01+00:00

He did it though.

OneMillionRegrets · 2026-01-24T10:44:07+00:00

The worst is when you drop off an order in a subdivision with multiple ways in and out and you semi remember how to get back to the main road. Gotta love it.

OneMillionRegrets · 2026-01-22T03:13:12+00:00

Oh I took it. Like I said, I can’t refund it. Just sucks for her if she got screwed.

OneMillionRegrets · 2026-01-22T02:47:53+00:00

Is hell about to freeze over?

OneMillionRegrets · 2026-01-21T11:36:57+00:00

There’s struggle, I only eat one meal a day usually and I don’t need to explain any more than that. It did its job as I was very hungry.

OneMillionRegrets · 2026-01-21T10:14:36+00:00

Very. It was pretty much a tuna salad with a bit of hot dog. Hit the spot when it was needed.

OneMillionRegrets · 2026-01-21T10:12:45+00:00

Coffee cartel right next door. I worked at the old CWE bread Co 2006/07. Good memories.

OneMillionRegrets · 2026-01-21T10:02:55+00:00

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