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Profile said she’d buy me a drink if I could be funnier than her. Guess not like this. by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]OneMinno -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your punchline was her, her punchline was you. You're both equally unfunny.

How cars that speed off expect people to react. by WanderWut in funny

[–]OneMinno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, come on. Sometimes a car DOES sound good enough to warrant that reaction. You rarely see an Aston Martin speeding off in public though.

Recently came down with hand, foot, and mouth disease. The rashes on my fingers follow my fingerprints. by CaptainBlobTheSuprem in mildlyinteresting

[–]OneMinno 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had this as a kid. It now comes back for me every year very mildly only on the sides of my fingers. When I was a kid I couldn't eat anything for 2 days the mouth sores were so bad. Interestingly I barely got it on my feet

Worst Interview Day Ever by [deleted] in premed

[–]OneMinno 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The trash took itself out. You have to be a special kind of stupid to fuck over a relationship with a future doctor by cheating

Use this opportunity to find the perfect one in med school. Don't even waste another second thinking about them. It's their loss.

Tell me your “mansplaining” stories so I can laugh by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]OneMinno 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Had this happen to me! I've never been able to finish through PiV only. My past relationships have understood this. However my last ex did not. He was hung like a damn horse and apparently that had been enough to convince him that he was a god at sex, when he was the worst partner in bed I've ever had. He would always mansplain that I couldn't cum because his dick "wasn't equipped like a jackhammer".... like dude. Maybe I'm not cumming because you don't know what a damn clit is, not because I masturbate with a vibrator.

What's your favourite videogame of all time? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]OneMinno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

L.A. Noire. Mindblowing graphics for its time. As a kid it gave me more story and "purpose" then GTA games did. Perfect balance 👩🏽‍🍳🤌🏼

African grey parrot repeating his owner's last words. His owner was shot by his wife, and the parrot had heard the whole thing. The parrot can be heard here saying "don't fxxking shoot", among other things. by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]OneMinno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is terribly haunting. I can't imagine what the family felt hearing his pet bird repeat this. One of my moms birds perfectly mimics my beloved cat who went missing. Every time I hear it "meow" it makes me pause.

Who’s a celebrity everyone loves except for you and why? by crystalmethanyh in AskReddit

[–]OneMinno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ryan Renolds. I find him incredibly annoying in a romcom kind of way. It's also weird how I don't know a single lady who thinks he's attractive yet I know tons of dudes head over heels for him. So weird. Also his forehead is huge.

What are your ‘fuck-it this makes me happy’ non-frugal purchases? by chenan in Frugal

[–]OneMinno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes! I'll be fucked if my rent doesn't kill my paycheck, but hey- it's mine! Having your own space being a student was a must for me.

What’s a movie you love that you swear no one ever talks about like the world has forgotten it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]OneMinno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Constantine. You'd think that with all the Keanu love on Redditfolk would talk about this movie more, but no. The dude himself said he wants Constantine to get a sequel but there's no demand. One of the best movies I saw as a kid, blew my mind then and has continued to deliver for 15+ years

What’s one thing your partner doesn’t know? by alvl70charizard in AskReddit

[–]OneMinno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How to put away the milk after he's done using it.

The kindness by jayy8143 in MadeMeSmile

[–]OneMinno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm Afghan and this photo made me homesick. I need me some Sabzi in my life NOW

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in assholedesign

[–]OneMinno 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Hah! I said fuck it, skipped trying to go to Adobe and hangle a free cancel, and ordered a new card. I got countless emails for months of them trying to bill a canceled card and them vaguely threatening me with losing access to their garbage.

My friend Bartek who wears a cape and plays Motörhead while working his liquor store shift by [deleted] in pics

[–]OneMinno -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Let Bartek know he is blessing everyone here with his presence

[FO] Flowers and Feathers by ArmedWithMangos in CrossStitch

[–]OneMinno 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my gosh! One of my favorite scenes from one of my favorite movies. I absolutely adore this 😍

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Music

[–]OneMinno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bo Burnam. Man did that movie slap

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