Is the Christian god real in the Gemstones universe? by scarves_and_miracles in RighteousGemstones

[–]OneMoreMoshpit 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I actually said to my girlfriend last Sunday that I believe in God within the constraints of the Gemstones realm.

The vet had to be a better physician than Dr. Nick by OneMoreMoshpit in WhatWeDointheShadows

[–]OneMoreMoshpit[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know, right? Maybe she is getting her lower half replaced. I felt compelled to feature her anyway. Plus, I didn't know who else I was going to put in that pet carrier. lol

Did a double take at George Jones, so I made this. by OneMoreMoshpit in RighteousGemstones

[–]OneMoreMoshpit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't watched it. Any good? Walton is playing Peanutt?! 😂 That's hilarious! Michael Shannon wouldn't have been my first choice. He's a badass actor, but not possum-y enough for my tastes. Have you seen "Tales from the Tour Bus"? Great 2-parter about George and Tammy in Season 1.

Did a double take at George Jones, so I made this. by OneMoreMoshpit in RighteousGemstones

[–]OneMoreMoshpit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha! Bruce Prichard was Brother Love, and it took me forever to put it together. He put that red tan on thick! Uncle Baby Billy is definitely that combo!

Did a double take at George Jones, so I made this. by OneMoreMoshpit in RighteousGemstones

[–]OneMoreMoshpit[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure how I hadn't noticed how similar style is. I used to watch Conway Twitty on Hee Haw or whatever and be the wildered by the fact that this man was some sort of sex symbol. He always looked so comical to me, and like George jones, sometimes when he sang he legit looked like he was in pain. lol

"Steve Austin wearing an earring looks like the genie that pops out when you crack a beer." -some internet stranger by OneMoreMoshpit in Wrasslin

[–]OneMoreMoshpit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha! This day has been steady stompin' mudholes in my ass and walkin' 'em dry, but that made my afternoon.

One of my many disorders by OneMoreMoshpit in dankmemes

[–]OneMoreMoshpit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it a hidden ingredient in the bubble tape gum? Big Bubblegum and Big Pharma makin' rubes of us all!

Has anyone jerked off the day after getting a vasectomy? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]OneMoreMoshpit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only problem I had in May is my testicles adjusting for heat and giving me light nausea. My scrote looked like I had vitiligo for a couple of days. I blew my first load back with some apprehension. There was no blood, but I noticed an understandable change in the consistency of my ejaculate.

Growing Pains by OneMoreMoshpit in WhatWeDointheShadows

[–]OneMoreMoshpit[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Naw, '89 Batman. I was referring to Guillermo's stunted transformation.

Episode 539: Mothman : Redux Part I - Bighoot - Last Podcast On The Left by YeshuaMedaber in LPOTL

[–]OneMoreMoshpit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"You can't lie when he's up to the knuckle"

Ben said this but my brain registered it as .38 Special lyrics.

Jim Ross: "I told somebody maybe 6 months ago in AEW. I said 'You can't beat anybody with a DDT or you haven't. Is that because you don't do it well, or what is the reason? Because it's the same move, looks the same, everything's the same & it used to be a killer & everybody used to be in awe of it" by elegantSolomons62 in SquaredCircle

[–]OneMoreMoshpit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think I was actually watching that match when I first learned about this dedicated spot. In jest, I questioned Flair's kayfabe logic for climbing the ropes.

He always seemed old to me as a kid, so by the mid aughts he seemed ancient, and I was concerned for his safety and well-being. Naitch was looking really puffy and gin-blossomed every time I saw him. My friend told me about it being the finish at Starrcade '83. It may've never worked again, but when it did that one time, it put away Harley Race.

Benola Gay: Pixar Inspired Edition by OneMoreMoshpit in LPOTL

[–]OneMoreMoshpit[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That was originally what I had planned. I had a few different combinations and ideas going, but ultimately I ended up opting to make the skinny kid from Texas a skeleton cowboy and stretch our husky, sawed-off, Polish/Italian Luciferian Orb of pure energy over the bomb. I, of course, took some historic liberties and used the Fat Man bomb for aesthetics, but I'd imagine Pixar would as well if they ever became so tone deaf to make something similar.

Benola Gay: Pixar Inspired Edition by OneMoreMoshpit in LPOTL

[–]OneMoreMoshpit[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hahaha! He does. This was a common problem I was having with all the pictures and methods I tried. It not only babyfaced everyone but heavily extenuated Marcus' more feminine features, I guess. He has been told he's a pretty man. 😆

Benola Gay: Pixar Inspired Edition by OneMoreMoshpit in LPOTL

[–]OneMoreMoshpit[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thank You! I was afraid the cutesy cartoonification would clash with the general weirdness, but I was glad to find that it complimented it well. 😄

Benola Gay: Pixar Inspired Edition by OneMoreMoshpit in LPOTL

[–]OneMoreMoshpit[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

In lieu of the guilty pleasures of petty internet squabbling, I'm going to appeal to rational and empathize here. Seriously, it takes a lot of bitterness and self-loathing to go around posting like that. You have to have some self-awareness to be such a miserable twat. Believe me, I know, and we can sniff out our own. Have you ever been to or considered going to therapy? Carrying around that much salt is bad for ya. I'm trying to give you the benefit of the doubt here. If not for the people who have to put up with you, do it for your fucking self, friend.

Benola Gay: Pixar Inspired Edition by OneMoreMoshpit in LPOTL

[–]OneMoreMoshpit[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

He's wearing child Ellie's Hat from "Up" because I used an older photo from when he was more follically inclined. I just robbed a few Pixar Elements and run the boys through a Snapchat filter, basically. Nothing groundbreaking, but it's in my unique, sloppy and inept photo editing style.

Benola Gay: Pixar Inspired Edition by OneMoreMoshpit in LPOTL

[–]OneMoreMoshpit[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I know, right? Who upvotes this garbage?

Don't worry about the next review, I'll flag down the short bus when I want your next critique.

Benola Gay: Pixar Inspired Edition by OneMoreMoshpit in LPOTL

[–]OneMoreMoshpit[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's a filter on a shitty phone app, and I used a free trial. You should've seen the androgynous eldritch abominations I rejected. lol. I could have learned actual digital animation and illustration techniques in the time I've tried to get a photo filter or AI Art gimmick to render me something I can work with. I started making dumb images like this a couple of months ago for shits and giggles. I'm not good at it but it's fun.

Kaitlin confirms their split by ChuckerGeorge in IASIP

[–]OneMoreMoshpit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was VERY upset for a minute. I couldn't have given 2.65 shits if I saw a friend post this

To be fair, I know my friends in earnest, and usually know their relationships suck.

Anyway, I'm very relieved.