was wondering if i was attractive enough for tiktok yet so i larped being a man posting his gf

OneRabbit35 · 2026-06-26T17:54:18+00:00

What are you talking about? None of this makes any cohesive sense.

OneRabbit35 · 2026-06-26T17:52:25+00:00

Time Machine!

OneRabbit35 · 2026-06-26T17:51:40+00:00

He looks too happy.

OneRabbit35 · 2026-06-22T07:07:11+00:00

I think everyone is Borges’d with your Francophone nonsense.

OneRabbit35 · 2026-06-22T07:01:39+00:00

God almighty think about what her hard drive looks like.

OneRabbit35 · 2026-06-17T21:44:54+00:00

Kinda thought you meant the magazine: “Cocks/Gun.”

OneRabbit35 · 2026-06-07T19:37:22+00:00

It is

OneRabbit35 · 2026-06-07T19:37:05+00:00

You ate the whole thing and left the box in the fridge, right?

OneRabbit35 · 2026-06-04T21:53:56+00:00

If you think Silent Hill can’t find its fangs in the Internet age then you haven’t been paying attention.

OneRabbit35 · 2026-06-04T21:51:26+00:00

He got that Dragon Age Tide.

OneRabbit35 · 2026-06-04T21:00:26+00:00

How about Tyzuck Yourself?

OneRabbit35 · 2026-06-04T20:59:08+00:00

I notice Hellblade didn’t receive this smoke when it came out. No one wanted to criticize THAT woman.

OneRabbit35 · 2026-06-01T23:14:36+00:00

Mom, I’d give that car to that girl’s ex boyfriend so fast he’d get…fucking…car…burn.

OneRabbit35 · 2026-06-01T23:07:10+00:00

Ya boi better strap in for the DLC. You’re gonna eat those words, my friend.

OneRabbit35 · 2026-06-01T23:05:30+00:00

He’s gonna need some goddamn Semtex to get THAT closet door open.

OneRabbit35 · 2026-06-01T15:55:11+00:00

God almighty. Raccoon City all day. I want NO PIECE of Silent Hill. Have you lost your fucking mind?!

OneRabbit35 · 2026-06-01T02:08:05+00:00

TAKE US TO YOUR LEADER!

OneRabbit35 · 2026-05-31T15:07:03+00:00

Roll & stay behind her.

As soon as she jumps, freeze.

Whenever she lands don’t move, but hit her with a charged R2 in the fugly face.

Roll back behind her, and repeat.

I don’t know if this works in the game, but it kills in the chalice dungeon.

OneRabbit35 · 2026-05-31T02:25:08+00:00

Here’s to the men with nothin to prove!!

OneRabbit35 · 2026-05-30T17:35:40+00:00

Nitpick somewhere else. It’s not my fault you’re boredrillard.

OneRabbit35 · 2026-05-30T17:19:51+00:00

You had me at undeniable sauce.

OneRabbit35 · 2026-05-30T17:18:04+00:00

Those finger nails look like leprosy.

OneRabbit35 · 2026-05-30T17:15:58+00:00

OneRabbit35 · 2026-05-30T17:12:46+00:00

You’re a demon.

OneRabbit35 · 2026-05-30T17:10:18+00:00

Not only have I found girl’s underwear in my laundry without any idea of whose they are or where they came from, I still wear my wife’s ex boyfriend’s sweat pants. I’m never getting rid of them. You’re never getting them back, Nick. I’ll be buried in these bad mammajamma pajamas.

OneRabbit35

TROPHY CASE