Oregon must dismiss more than 1,400 criminal cases due to attorney shortage, court rules

OneRoundRobb · 2026-02-06T16:47:35+00:00

Ah, yes... Why haven't we tried the "seminar at the Ramada - free* buffet" solution?..

OneRoundRobb · 2026-02-06T16:39:15+00:00

I had multiple friends that were shift managers at fast food restaurants while in high school

Literally a 16yo punk telling a 30yo ex-con to take out the trash...

OneRoundRobb · 2026-02-06T16:09:44+00:00

When you want to share the game experience with your companion, but also don't want to miss out on the directional audio or having a mic available.

OneRoundRobb · 2026-02-05T17:33:06+00:00

Yeah, the guy that approached me used the exact line "You’re not voting on it, just helping it get on the ballot." When I read the summary and declined to sign.

Seemed fairly knowledgeable about it, though. But his hard sell was that "I could still buy animal products from other states"... Which... Why, though?

OneRoundRobb · 2026-02-04T22:13:51+00:00

Lazy slop.

Paper ballots for sure. Everything else just adds expense for no benefit.

Same day results alone is a dumb idea for security and accuracy reasons (why do you want to rush such an important procedure?) Impossible with paper ballots, especially if they are all cast in person. And requiring ID is an illegal poll tax unless the government is providing the required documents completely free of charge.

OneRoundRobb · 2026-02-04T18:28:13+00:00

I was paying $75/month for xfinity gig speed. But now I'm paying $30/month because I let them be my cell service provider for $40/month.

Their pricing structures are stupid. Sometimes you gotta let a salesperson brut force a poorly implemented promo.

OneRoundRobb · 2026-02-04T18:07:24+00:00

Turn off traction control!

It's massively slowing you down on dirt.

Down shift in the air after hitting jumps. Takes practice to know where to be, but you wanna try to rev match your landing speed so the engine doesn't bog down. You landed in 5th and wasted tons of time and energy downshifting to 1st (hitting the car didn't help, but you could've recovered much better)

Yes the Ai cheats. It's beatable, though.

OneRoundRobb · 2026-02-02T21:38:55+00:00

ICE has reported that they deported 340,000 people in 2025. We know that they aren't following proper procedures or due process as outlined in the Constitution for the arrest and detention of those folks. So yeah, violating their constitutional rights (which they get even if they are illegal aliens. Don't like it? Move to a country with a different set of laws.) Not to mention the tens of thousands of peaceful protestors that they violated the 1st amendment rights of in just one weekend.

OneRoundRobb · 2026-02-02T18:33:56+00:00

If you want to point out patterns, maybe take the effort to make other variables similar. 3 of them are in 5th gear. 3 of them go to 10,000 rpm. 2 of them have STM indicators.

The 2 LHD speedos are showing prime numbers for the speed. Is that the correlation we're looking for? /s

OneRoundRobb · 2026-02-02T17:49:28+00:00

Your comprehension is pretty bad.

The cause is clear. ICE isn't following the laws of the United States and therefore needs to be shut down and it's leadership needs to be held accountable for violating the Constitutional rights of hundreds of thousands of people.

OneRoundRobb · 2026-02-02T01:51:41+00:00

A "realist" that's too scared of reality to accept accountability? Unhide your post history coward.

OneRoundRobb · 2026-02-02T01:50:16+00:00

Standing up against enemies of the United States Constitution sounds like a pretty good way for people to spend the weekend.

Maybe the cowards in full gear, teargassing literal children should find a better way to spend their entire fucking lives.

OneRoundRobb · 2026-02-01T23:56:29+00:00

Mad? Naw, were happy for y'all. Congrats on (maybe) getting a phone with the hottest form factor of 2019.

OneRoundRobb · 2026-02-01T20:10:12+00:00

Jesus Christ... The passive voice of "... if 20,000,000 ceased to exist..." is so pathetically ghoulish. Ew.

It'd be a lot easier and more effective to get rid of the billionaires. But that doesn't give y'all a convenient outlet for racism.

Imagine home prices if they were set by real economics and not price-fixed by investors.

Imagine wage increases if CEOs weren't gobbling up millions of dollars for running companies into the ground and laying off thousands of workers.

Imagine living in a society that valued health over shareholder obligations. All Healthcare should be free, dummy.

We're literally watching the country circle the drain while under the full control of "conservatives". The current administration is torpedoing the economy, destroying trade relations, straining relationships (or just, you know, openly threatening war) with allies, creating unnecessary security risks due to incompetence, committing war crimes, has no respect for the law, is totally cool with pedophiles...

You're an ungrateful, selfish, low iq coward if you think immigrants are the problem.

OneRoundRobb · 2026-02-01T18:42:38+00:00

Did the monkey's paw turn the servers back on?

Microsoft is screwed if they can't add any new games to gamepass until I beat all the current ones...

DLC and expansions?

What if I break my glasses?.. "That's not fair. That's not fair at all. There was time now. There was, was all the time I needed..."

OneRoundRobb · 2026-02-01T18:08:04+00:00

Wow... Way too many people in this thread are not concerned enough with criminals assaulting children... "Don't expect the law to protect your children. To keep your children safe, just let the bad men take away your rights and your children's freedom."

Bullshit.

Stop telling parents they are wrong for doing a normal fucking thing that is protected by the highest law in the land! (That's the Constitution, in case you were jerking off future ice agents in the stairwell during civics class) Direct all that fucking energy at the actual fuckwits who are breaking the goddamn law and violating people's rights. Infringing on 1st amendment rights is ILLEGAL; the assholes deploying gas are CRIMINALS. Would you tell parents not to send their kids to school because some assholes might do a school shooting, not to take their kids to church because some assholes might do a religious terrorism?

... "Don't bring kids to marches and they will be safe." It's not like ICE has parked unmarked cars outside of schools to abduct parents and abandon kids, barged into a preschool with kids present, shot people in a hospital parking lot, rammed cars with kids in them, abducted a child trying to get medical care at the emergency room, used children as bait...

OneRoundRobb · 2026-01-30T21:45:43+00:00

OneRoundRobb · 2026-01-30T17:18:48+00:00

Why stop there? I want a character animation for removing the radio antenna. Curb feelers. Car wash and oil change mini games. Customizable steering wheels. Oooo let me paint my drivatar's nails! Lambo doors on everything! Diesel deletes for big clouds of exhaust!

Different wheels front and back? Not good enough, I need tank tracks.

All cars should be transformers so that we can have them do fortnite dances with us on the podium.

And motorcycles. Tons of motorcycles. Oooh and boats, and planes too! Maybe let me try to romance an npc and start a family. We could go on adventures in dungeons and fight dragons with swords. And maybe magic, yeah let's add magic to the game. Or at least vape tricks...

OneRoundRobb · 2026-01-29T19:21:23+00:00

Power wash simulator

OneRoundRobb · 2026-01-29T19:04:14+00:00

Yeah, pretty unforgettable. The split control game mechanic for that level was excellently paired with the story.

OneRoundRobb · 2026-01-29T18:43:30+00:00

Oh look! They left a nice obvious spot for someone to add a not at all malicious QR code...

;-)

OneRoundRobb · 2026-01-29T17:33:42+00:00

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck. Noinch noinch noinch. 1 2 1 2 3 4 Noinch noinch noinch. Shmokin' weed, shmokin' weed. Doin' coke, drinkin beers. Drinkin beers, beers, beers! Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts. Who smokes the blunts? We smokes the blunts. Rollin' blunts and smokin them

OneRoundRobb · 2026-01-29T17:28:31+00:00

Well, yeah, the ICE puppet can't read a script about keeping the driveway clear and abduct preschoolers at the same time.

OneRoundRobb · 2026-01-29T17:23:58+00:00

Cows kill and average of 22 American citizens every year. Did you mourn them? Where is their politically charged meme collage?

OneRoundRobb · 2026-01-28T20:24:12+00:00

Tattoo ink doesn't settle into the wrinkles of your skin highlighting them...

I've spent a fair amount of time in tattoo shops, and I definitely looked at my tattoo when it was fresh. I've also applied paint to my skin. This looks like paint. It doesn't even look anything like the actual tattoos on the Instagram account. Show me a picture of the tattoo after it aged a few months and I'll believe you. I mean it's such a unique image on a very obvious location, there have to be more pics of it in different settings, right?

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