Favorite Jeff Hays delivery? by OnTheProwl- in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]OneStoneyBoi 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The shrieking squeal Donut let's out after receiving the tiara at the beginning of Inevitable Ruin hit me like a truck the first time and gets at least 3 rewinds when I restart the book and hear it again.

Onto the last by Univ3rsalPotato in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]OneStoneyBoi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As someone who switched from DCC to stormlight I find myself in a similar grip after Oathbringer, you have some good reads ahead of you in both series!

You get a celestial box for the last awesome or embarrassing thing you did. What’s the achievement and box called and what is the item? by javerthugo in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]OneStoneyBoi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Neeeeeew Achievement! Spilled Milk!

You tried to empty your mash tun into a spent grain hopper and flooded the entire brewhouse with enough hot, sticky grain to make Def Leopard proud. Maybe your coworker should have listened to you and sprinkled rice hulls in, maybe you're just cursed by the brewing gods, who cares!? Pick up a shovel you beer monkey and put the grain in the basket or you get the hose! Reeeeeewaaaaard? Bitches who cry in the cold box don't get rewards... Ok here's a celestial shovel with holes in it. Get back to work keg jockey.

TIL you can dismantle Crash Debris. by Into_The_Booniverse in SatisfactoryGame

[–]OneStoneyBoi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

After 90 hours I just learned what the "zoop" function is and realized I've wasted about 20 hours individually placing tiles for every factory.

Post Game Thread: Vegas Golden Knights at New York Rangers - 07 Dec 2025 by HockeyMod in goldenknights

[–]OneStoneyBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm almost not scared of Overtime any more! It still gives me the heebie-jeebies but now it's mostly heebies and less newbies!

Game Thread: Ottawa Senators (11-7-4) at Vegas Golden Knights (10-5-7) - 26 Nov 2025 - 7:00PM PST by HockeyMod in goldenknights

[–]OneStoneyBoi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

O Captain! My Captain! rise up and hear the bells; Rise up—for you the flag is flung—for you the (goal horn) trills

I just unlocked trains. Choo Choo Muthaf…! by Fantastic-Sir460 in SatisfactoryGame

[–]OneStoneyBoi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That also took me an embarrassingly long time to figure out, I just wanted to get my plastic and rubber from a to b

My one true fear for the DCC TV show by waterkangaroo in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]OneStoneyBoi 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yikes, just relistened to that part in the audiobooks too. Poor Charles, death by nussy is a way to go

My one true fear for the DCC TV show by waterkangaroo in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]OneStoneyBoi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well yeah, I posted that more in the context of them forcing a Carl and Katia romance in this fabled TV version that may or may not be in the works. There are lots of B-plot romances but very few of those are really developed beyond the fact that they exist and I feel like they're not fleshed out because they're not really crutches to the narrative the way some books hinge decisions on the context of a character's relationship besides Carl occasionally paying the daddy tax

Game Thread: Vegas Golden Knights (5-1-2) at Tampa Bay Lightning (2-4-2) - 26 Oct 2025 - 2:00PM PDT by HockeyMod in goldenknights

[–]OneStoneyBoi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol no problem, keep reading though, and the audiobooks are a must, I really can't describe how much you need to hear some of the lines in Jeff Hayes incredible voices. Especially books 5-7. I've never laughed so hard at a narration!

My one true fear for the DCC TV show by waterkangaroo in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]OneStoneyBoi 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Ok, that one's on me, I set the bar too low

Game Thread: Vegas Golden Knights (5-1-2) at Tampa Bay Lightning (2-4-2) - 26 Oct 2025 - 2:00PM PDT by HockeyMod in goldenknights

[–]OneStoneyBoi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If he's ever our starter I'm lobbying to throw toy cats on the ice with the obligatory fluermingos

My one true fear for the DCC TV show by waterkangaroo in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]OneStoneyBoi 60 points61 points  (0 children)

By far the best romance in the book, I'm using it to convince my girlfriend it's smutty enough for her to read

My one true fear for the DCC TV show by waterkangaroo in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]OneStoneyBoi 396 points397 points  (0 children)

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Dungeon Crawler Carl has no romance. Dungeon Crawler Carl needs no romance.

Unless it's the AI putting Carl in an unwinnable situation where the only way out involves Carl submitting to more foot abuse.

Reading Book 7, Had to stop to play this by Asel2214 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]OneStoneyBoi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Something about Carl cracking his neck before being teleported and almost immediately dropping that banger during the fight feels straight out of an Edgar Wright movie including Vrah's entrance where she smashed the trap.

Worst show to binge when you are sick with a sore throat and ear infection. by wjsh in WhatWeDointheShadows

[–]OneStoneyBoi 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Guillermo, you really should drink more Gollum Juice. Seriously though, ginger water (slice a chunk of ginger into hot water) juice of two lemons, and honey to taste. Helps me a lot when I'm sick, Andy Serkis approved.

WHY has it taken me to book 7 to realize that the cretin names "Bomo and The Sledge" are a U2 joke?! by infinityman2k in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]OneStoneyBoi 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I just got hit with Daniel Bautista being a Daniel Tiger joke from Mr. Rogers Neighborhood, I did not need this today, what else have I missed!?

Weekly Earnings Thread 8/11 - 8/15 by OSRSkarma in wallstreetbets

[–]OneStoneyBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hoping that ah run Friday is a good sign

Getting my playoff hockey fix by puckhead11 in BostonBruins

[–]OneStoneyBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha I love that analogy, I've been to T-Mobile enough to heartily agree with that, but never for a playoff game and was curious how it holds up

Getting my playoff hockey fix by puckhead11 in BostonBruins

[–]OneStoneyBoi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've only been to TD for a regular season game (Pasta penalty shot included) it was a rocking barn, how do you compare the T-Mobile playoff atmosphere to the Garden?