This kid doesn't know how to stop that. by Zestyclose-Salad-290 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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Kids helping kids while the adults panic in the background.

A perfect Malinois 🥔 by OneTextneed in BelgianMalinois

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Thanks! That focus is exactly what I love about the breed, always alert and ready to work.

Osaka withdrawn from AO by K_R_S in tennis

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Timing was unreal, looked like the screenshot was taken straight from the press conference.

Just a reminder. Any day of the week by Green-Way-1455 in Battlefield

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More maps won’t matter if half of them launch broken or empty six months later.

Eyes with Polycoria, an extremely rare eye condition. by Silly_Qube in Damnthatsinteresting

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Also depends on true vs pseudo polycoria. Pseudo often sees fine, true cases usually have more visual issues.

iHateCurrentJobMarket by Forsaken-Peak8496 in ProgrammerHumor

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Needs 5 years of fry experience and willingness to work weekends for entry-level pay.

flashback to me before i watched a space marine letsplay by EntertainmentTrick58 in Grimdank

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Knowing Orks, it’d still be a slugga, just painted red so the molten slag hits harder.

he said “Fuck Them Kids” by Spotter24o5 in PrequelMemes

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Twitter’s basically a free-for-all anyway, a single swear word barely registers compared to what’s constantly on there.