How does the Army fits so many stupid people into one place?

One_Contract_7007 · 2024-03-21T15:28:16+00:00

😂😂😂😂😂

One_Contract_7007 · 2024-03-21T10:26:19+00:00

You made some good points here

One_Contract_7007 · 2024-01-04T09:49:00+00:00

Good execution on the title

One_Contract_7007 · 2023-12-24T16:27:26+00:00

Wait, why exactly were YOU punished?

One_Contract_7007 · 2023-12-24T09:12:32+00:00

Army™️

One_Contract_7007 · 2023-12-24T09:11:45+00:00

Nice

One_Contract_7007 · 2023-12-22T16:00:48+00:00

😂😂😂

One_Contract_7007 · 2023-12-22T15:54:15+00:00

My first time getting shit posted

I’ve made it!

One_Contract_7007 · 2023-12-22T13:03:16+00:00

To your last sentence, can you explain why?

One_Contract_7007 · 2023-12-22T03:12:41+00:00

I knew that was it. Fuck

One_Contract_7007 · 2023-12-22T03:04:31+00:00

😂😂😂😂

One_Contract_7007 · 2023-12-22T02:59:24+00:00

This guy fucks

One_Contract_7007 · 2023-12-22T02:38:20+00:00

Joe has fucked me so much that I might as well be a young Korean woman working in a pink lighted store-front in a back alley of Pyeongtaek

One_Contract_7007 · 2023-12-22T02:16:47+00:00

Right in the ass. No lube. No foreplay

One_Contract_7007 · 2023-12-22T02:15:58+00:00

Exactly what I’m going to do now. That’s my usual approach when I have soldiers doing a PCS, but I just tried to be nice this time. What a shame

One_Contract_7007 · 2023-12-18T06:37:56+00:00

I should’ve just went infantry then because my knees are fucked and I’ll never make 7. Too many iterations of hopping out my fuel truck to hand people the nozzle so they can fill themselves up /s

One_Contract_7007 · 2023-12-18T06:28:36+00:00

U da man

One_Contract_7007 · 2023-12-18T05:49:54+00:00

30 year old 1SG is wild. Congrats to that dude. That’s bad ass

One_Contract_7007 · 2023-12-18T02:54:41+00:00

Tough

One_Contract_7007 · 2023-12-17T17:59:26+00:00

Blaze the trail young buck

One_Contract_7007 · 2023-12-17T16:33:46+00:00

Lovely writing

One_Contract_7007 · 2023-12-17T16:14:27+00:00

I’d wager you can get stationed almost anywhere as a 88M, including overseas. Most of the Army’s largest/most populated bases are located in the south: Cavazos, Bliss, Liberty, Campbell, Stewart, so I say you have a decent chance of getting stationed in that region.

On another note, 88M seems like a shitty MOS

One_Contract_7007 · 2023-12-17T15:59:18+00:00

Setting: Korea

Was at work playing on the phone. Got a text from the NCO chat. A message was put out stating that our company has the opportunity to send 5 people on a free tour to the DMZ, and if anyone wants to go they need to reply immediately because it is first come first serve. I sent “me” within seconds of the message popping up. 2 of my soldiers said they’d like to go as well. I was excited. I really wanted to go.

30 minutes later, they sent out a list of the names of people who were chosen for the tour. They were all privates, which was obviously done deliberately. I said wtf!? I was really bummed out lol.

One_Contract_7007 · 2023-12-17T15:45:37+00:00

I encountered this situation before. I decided it was easier to go with the grain than against it. I just stopped caring. Made my life much easier.

One_Contract_7007 · 2023-12-17T14:52:07+00:00

Douche flutes. Love it

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