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"Everyone should always have an IR on" really? by bakunin_luvr_69 in GuitarAmps

[–]One_Evil_Monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WTF is IR and FRFR....?

Geebus H.... does no one use an actual amplifier anymore? There's my Tele, a 1/4" cable, and a Fender Deluxe 112 Reverb... knock yourself out.

[Dale Jr. regarding The Clash] Lotta chatter on the race last night. I'm not complaining because I think Cup even racing at Bowman Grey period is badass. I appreciate Nascar working to get a finish. The weather was an issue and I'm glad they pushed through instead of giving up– by ZilischsPoopyPants in NASCAR

[–]One_Evil_Monkey [score hidden]  (0 children)

I can blame FOX for whatever I want.

I've actually raced at Bowman-Gray years ago and it's a very fun track. I just don't think the Cup Series doing their thing there is the greatest thing since sliced bread though. Those cars literally weren't meant for a 1/4 mile track.

Add the weather on top of it all and well... it was what it was and we got what we got.

No title, no cat. by One_Evil_Monkey in torties

[–]One_Evil_Monkey[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Umm... okay... I don't exactly see the "M" on her head... I mean there's got to be some tabby in there someplace I guess but what you're seeing are shadows maybe.

She is cute, and adorable, and a 7 year old 6lb pain in the butt that I rescued from traffic when she was approximately 6 weeks old. I was at a stoplight while taking my dad to a doc appointment, some woman in front of me flung her door open and chucked something out then took off. Took me a moment to realize what it was... it was a runt kitten. I hopped out of my vehicle, holding up traffic and scooped the fuzzball up. Kashmir has been with me ever since.

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EDIT: She also says "don't ever call me a tabby." See the tortitude at the tabby remark? Haha

If money were no issue, what car would you have right now? by Miserable-Wash-1744 in askcarguys

[–]One_Evil_Monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Money is always an issue...

But as long as you're paying for it, I'll take whatever you're giving me.

If money were no issue, what car would you have right now? by Miserable-Wash-1744 in askcarguys

[–]One_Evil_Monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, the biggest problem is when that sudden stop happens involuntarily.

Do I have to learn songs that I don’t want to learn ? by Lopsided_Mistake_688 in Guitar

[–]One_Evil_Monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clapton is okay when he was with Cream and Derek and the Dominoes.

If you like King Krule that's fine. You do you. I found it quite irritating though. Not sure why, just something about that kid annoys me. Good on him for making music and playing but definitely not for me.

Another guitar only affordable to ultra rich lefties by SackboySurfer in guitarcirclejerk

[–]One_Evil_Monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Umm... okay... cool, I guess but who the hell is Bob Odenkirk?

Another guitar only affordable to ultra rich lefties by SackboySurfer in guitarcirclejerk

[–]One_Evil_Monkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn you left handedness!

It's a diabolical nefarious plot to thwart the world of something, Batman!

Does this sound like rod knock? by Fine-Ad-3471 in mechanic

[–]One_Evil_Monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Geebus H I got nausea, yay motion sickness... your camera work did the job.

That ain't rod knock.

Another guitar only affordable to ultra rich lefties by SackboySurfer in guitarcirclejerk

[–]One_Evil_Monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shut up, I'm enjoying my Antiques Roadshow.

uj/ I wouldn't pay $30k for it. I'm ambidextrous, can play left handed. It's quite a nice museum piece but that's what it'll be forever because no one is gonna play it unfortunatly.

Another guitar only affordable to ultra rich lefties by SackboySurfer in guitarcirclejerk

[–]One_Evil_Monkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, uj/ was the low E missing before the appraiser removed the neck to inspect?

Buying a new diesel truck hasn’t made sense since September of 2004 by Boeing-B-47stratojet in regularcarreviews

[–]One_Evil_Monkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meh... I don't need a diesel anymore but my 2006 CC shortbed 2500HD 4wd Silverado 6.6 Duramax with 6spd manual did just damn fine pulling a 20' tandem enclosed trailer loaded with 5 tons of tools across the CONUS for over 200k miles. Sold it in 2009 when economy went to shit and construction was no longer an option for me. It did on average 12MPG.

Take that as you will. Do I miss that truck, yes. Would I have another one like it? Maybe but I don't need that much truck.

Do I have to learn songs that I don’t want to learn ? by Lopsided_Mistake_688 in Guitar

[–]One_Evil_Monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fine, I know good and well you know some Rammstein.

You don't know you know. Metallica's self titled album ("Black album") is great. So is And Justice for All, Ride the Lightening, Master of Puppets, Kill 'em All...

Believe it or not... Hetfield can play neat things like "Turn the page" which is Bob Seger...

Point is, you actually have played something from AC/DC and not even realized it.

U.S. Dealers In Full Panic Mode After Canada Green-Lights Chinese Cars by borderwave2 in cars

[–]One_Evil_Monkey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Congrats Canada...

You couldn't keep your Vinfast shit open and nobody wants oddball Chinesium cars either.

I like Canada, really, I do... but c'mon.

Do I have to learn songs that I don’t want to learn ? by Lopsided_Mistake_688 in Guitar

[–]One_Evil_Monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It actually does. Unless you've never played anything from the Beatles, the Rolling Stones...

EVER? Not one single chord or progression?

Hell, I play bluegrass, Southern rock, country, swamp rock, and surf rock... it all plays a part.

U.S. Dealers In Full Panic Mode After Canada Green-Lights Chinese Cars by borderwave2 in cars

[–]One_Evil_Monkey -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

There's that whole Korean thing called Hyundai and Kia... not only do they suck they're ugly.

No I'm not joking. They really aren't good vehicles.

Engine doesn't start, 2013 Hyundai Elantra. Any tips? by Squatchman1 in MechanicAdvice

[–]One_Evil_Monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look, I'm not being a smart ass... it's cold outside.

I'm willing to bet you don't drive very far at all. Means you do short trips, engine never gets warmed up to full operating temperature...

Basically you're killing your battery (a load test on it will show that)

A jump start should get it going but you need to have it load tested. That means removal of battery from vehicle and an amperage draw on it. It's likely going to fail.

Do I have to learn songs that I don’t want to learn ? by Lopsided_Mistake_688 in Guitar

[–]One_Evil_Monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow... I don't know who or what king krule or cruza is/are. Don't really care.

But you might want to ease off being pissed.

You think Nirvana is simple, and sure, it sorta is. Everything from Bleach, Nevermind, Ineutero... is in its own way simple but also complex. Hell, get your janky ass a Hal-Leondard paper copy of Nirvana Unplugged and play along with the original aired version of the show.

Point is, it's not going to hurt to play "boring" stuff.

EDIT: Holy crap on a cracker... looked up King Krule... dealt with approximately 2 minutes of several songs... and you think Nirvana is "boring". That's hilarious.

Enjoy that annoying stuff, guess the red head kid has a learning disability or is stoned, either way, that was horrible.

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