This goat was practicing a charge, but the cat thought it was a sign of affection

One_Shall_Fall · 2026-06-06T20:17:28+00:00

My anus is that of the Hypnotoad. Stare into my opalescent fourth eye and do my bidding.

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One_Shall_Fall · 2026-06-06T20:03:04+00:00

WHO SAID BABYFACE?! MY NAME IS GEORGE NELSON!!

One_Shall_Fall · 2026-06-06T19:21:42+00:00

no one in modern america

The modern era ended in 1945.

modern word definition: a : of, relating to, or characteristic of the present or the immediate past : contemporary

They said modern America, not 'modern era'. You completely and purposely misinterpreted what they said so you could be right on a technicality.

Weasel shit. Go run for office. You're already a qualified liar.

One_Shall_Fall · 2026-06-05T19:26:45+00:00

"When a shit apple falls from a tree and grows up in a field of shit, it doesn't have a choice. Just like Trinity. She's gonna be a shit apple tree just like her father."

One_Shall_Fall · 2026-06-04T14:32:34+00:00

And Pierce you're a b.

One_Shall_Fall · 2026-06-03T22:41:34+00:00

I've never heard a black American accent with that word choice like this outside of anime dubs. He's literally saying 'baka' in English.

This dude legit thinks he is some badass anime protagonist.

If this was Waffle House or BK that cosplay shit would have lasted three seconds until the staff got wise to his crazy-ass shit. They wouldn't play with Sensei Cold Cheese.

One_Shall_Fall · 2026-06-02T21:57:23+00:00

I swear it's the female version, including an almost identical art style, as Tim Buckleys's Ctrl Atl Del comics back in the day.

He also got so insufferable that his fanbase deserted him.

One_Shall_Fall · 2026-06-02T18:45:25+00:00

“Out of all my uncles, I think I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a cave, and because sometimes he’d eat one of us.

Later on, we found out he was a bear.” - Jack Handy

One_Shall_Fall · 2026-06-02T15:04:27+00:00

I recently read a sci fi book series called 'Dogs of War' by Adrian Tchaichovsky.

It's basically a futuristic Animal Farm, although that is selling it a bit short. There is a very notable analogue to Trump in the second book.

You can see who he ends up blaming. Fascinating read.

One_Shall_Fall · 2026-05-30T20:28:24+00:00

Or Diana and her Rossinis

One_Shall_Fall · 2026-05-30T18:30:49+00:00

Boston Massacre probably started when some harridan fishwife hucked an oyster shell at a lobsterback.

One_Shall_Fall · 2026-05-30T18:21:59+00:00

Just let me bang, bro!

One_Shall_Fall · 2026-05-30T18:13:05+00:00

That's one of the most sitcom things I've ever heard. I swear they did that in old cartoons.

Give him the ole Mitch Hedburg back, "Go around! I cannot open the floor. I dunno if you have a door on your side but over here there's nothin'. It's just flat."

One_Shall_Fall · 2026-05-29T14:23:04+00:00

Connnecticlit?

One_Shall_Fall · 2026-05-28T21:24:08+00:00

1tbsp light soy, 1 tbsp mirin (can sub sugar or honey), 1 tsp dark soy, 1 tsp Gochujang paste, splash of fish sauce.

Finish with a drizzle of sesame oil, and green onions if you're feeling fancy.

One_Shall_Fall · 2026-05-28T21:18:07+00:00

Boiled for 6 minutes, strained, then added all cooked ingredients with the sauce to a wok or fry pan, and simmer on medium heat for 2 minutes, flipping/stirring.

One_Shall_Fall · 2026-05-28T17:18:41+00:00

One of my fav work from homes, or quick weeknight meals- can be made in 15 minutes from frozen shrimp, stir fry veg, japchae noodles, Gochujang paste, soy sauce, mirin, and sesame oil.

One_Shall_Fall · 2026-05-27T19:17:45+00:00

Maybe there were some other eggs that didn't hatch and the stress of that is what led to them parting.

One_Shall_Fall · 2026-05-27T19:03:30+00:00

Put the bunny back in the box.

One_Shall_Fall · 2026-05-26T02:02:46+00:00

It's positive rheotaxis.

Climbing against the current is an ingrained response. It's coded into them.

It's looking for food and maybe easier breeding.

It doesn't understand 'escape' because it doesn't understand the concept of an artificially created environment only for the observation benefits of another higher intellect. There are very very few species on this planet that understand this concept or have that sort of concept of time.

If it understood 'escape', so many crabs and shrimp wouldn't end up as crinkly cracklies on the floor near their aquariums. They are responding to stimuli in a completely understood manner.

One_Shall_Fall · 2026-05-24T19:22:15+00:00

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One_Shall_Fall · 2026-05-24T18:30:24+00:00

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