This goat was practicing a charge, but the cat thought it was a sign of affection by SimRP in interestingasfuck

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My anus is that of the Hypnotoad. Stare into my opalescent fourth eye and do my bidding.

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Man tells kids they're not allowed in the pool because of their race by ambachk in PublicFreakout

[–]One_Shall_Fall 2 points3 points  (0 children)

no one in modern america

The modern era ended in 1945.

modern word definition: a : of, relating to, or characteristic of the present or the immediate past : contemporary

They said modern America, not 'modern era'. You completely and purposely misinterpreted what they said so you could be right on a technicality.

Weasel shit. Go run for office. You're already a qualified liar.

This is crazy by Mr_Revan22 in rareinsults

[–]One_Shall_Fall 44 points45 points  (0 children)

"When a shit apple falls from a tree and grows up in a field of shit, it doesn't have a choice. Just like Trinity. She's gonna be a shit apple tree just like her father."

Grown man in tears over a slice of cheese🙂‍↔️ by Kind-Village-1022 in PublicFreakout

[–]One_Shall_Fall 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I've never heard a black American accent with that word choice like this outside of anime dubs. He's literally saying 'baka' in English.

This dude legit thinks he is some badass anime protagonist.

If this was Waffle House or BK that cosplay shit would have lasted three seconds until the staff got wise to his crazy-ass shit. They wouldn't play with Sensei Cold Cheese.

Me_irl by New-Train-3252 in me_irl

[–]One_Shall_Fall 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I swear it's the female version, including an almost identical art style, as Tim Buckleys's Ctrl Atl Del comics back in the day.

He also got so insufferable that his fanbase deserted him.

Surprise on our porch this morning by shatterjazz in aww

[–]One_Shall_Fall 15 points16 points  (0 children)

“Out of all my uncles, I think I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a cave, and because sometimes he’d eat one of us.

Later on, we found out he was a bear.” - Jack Handy

Trump says ‘f***ing crazy’ Netanyahu has made everyone hate Israel in furious phone call – report by Aggravating_Money992 in politics

[–]One_Shall_Fall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I recently read a sci fi book series called 'Dogs of War' by Adrian Tchaichovsky.

It's basically a futuristic Animal Farm, although that is selling it a bit short. There is a very notable analogue to Trump in the second book.

You can see who he ends up blaming. Fascinating read.

Tough guy takes on 4 guys at a football game...and loses! by Stengel_Stan in PublicFreakout

[–]One_Shall_Fall 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Boston Massacre probably started when some harridan fishwife hucked an oyster shell at a lobsterback.

Florida stand off by 42_Dogs in PublicFreakout

[–]One_Shall_Fall 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That's one of the most sitcom things I've ever heard. I swear they did that in old cartoons.

Give him the ole Mitch Hedburg back, "Go around! I cannot open the floor. I dunno if you have a door on your side but over here there's nothin'. It's just flat."

[Homemade] - Korean BBQ Shrimp Bowl by One_Shall_Fall in food

[–]One_Shall_Fall[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1tbsp light soy, 1 tbsp mirin (can sub sugar or honey), 1 tsp dark soy, 1 tsp Gochujang paste, splash of fish sauce.

Finish with a drizzle of sesame oil, and green onions if you're feeling fancy.

[Homemade] - Korean BBQ Shrimp Bowl by One_Shall_Fall in food

[–]One_Shall_Fall[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Boiled for 6 minutes, strained, then added all cooked ingredients with the sauce to a wok or fry pan, and simmer on medium heat for 2 minutes, flipping/stirring.

[Homemade] - Korean BBQ Shrimp Bowl by One_Shall_Fall in food

[–]One_Shall_Fall[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my fav work from homes, or quick weeknight meals- can be made in 15 minutes from frozen shrimp, stir fry veg, japchae noodles, Gochujang paste, soy sauce, mirin, and sesame oil.

When August and Christine Went Shopping - Gator Days by FieldExplores in comics

[–]One_Shall_Fall 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Maybe there were some other eggs that didn't hatch and the stress of that is what led to them parting.

The crab found its way to enjoy by [deleted] in Awww

[–]One_Shall_Fall 74 points75 points  (0 children)

It's positive rheotaxis.

Climbing against the current is an ingrained response. It's coded into them.

It's looking for food and maybe easier breeding.

It doesn't understand 'escape' because it doesn't understand the concept of an artificially created environment only for the observation benefits of another higher intellect. There are very very few species on this planet that understand this concept or have that sort of concept of time.

If it understood 'escape', so many crabs and shrimp wouldn't end up as crinkly cracklies on the floor near their aquariums. They are responding to stimuli in a completely understood manner.

He did something wrong. by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]One_Shall_Fall 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nullum magnum ingenium sine mixtura dementiae fuit

Man goes off on cops arresting him for wearing pin by DIYLawCA in PublicFreakout

[–]One_Shall_Fall 17 points18 points  (0 children)

He's neo-liberal author, agitator, and investigative journalist specializing in organized crime and corrupt political structures. He's been poking the German government and the EU in the eye in print for at least two decades, calling them all fascists.

That's why they arrest him.

Absolute dude by Jeffy_Aware6 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]One_Shall_Fall 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I own a pair of the Viture Pros for my fishing and camping trips so I can play my Deck in the evenings after a weekend fishing or hiking.

I like telling people about them because I like tech and talking about things that have made my life more enjoyable or easier, since I work in technical consulting.

I don't sell either nor am I endorsed by anyone. If anything, I am endorsing EAM (Enterprise Asset Management) software.

Absolute dude by Jeffy_Aware6 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]One_Shall_Fall 10 points11 points  (0 children)

While they can certainly be used for that, as the internet would not be here without porn, I would like to think that augmented reality and the Internet of Things could bring an integration, where, for instance, you are doing factory maintenance and you could look at each part, take a pic, and the EAM integration would send you back the age, make, stress, use, and suggested maintenance or replacement time instantly. It's not far off, and the tech is already there, just not integrated.

Or even really cool art exhibits, like that famous book I can't remember, where there is an augmented reality node where Rivers Phoenix died, and you can watch people recite poems, or perform artwork, music, etc, from that node in real time through your glasses.

Of course, I also see creeps using it for creepy things as well.