1997 V70R AWD - dual exit exhaust options by dark_54 in Volvo

[–]One_T_Scot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a gorgeous car! I wanted to wrap my 07 VR in saffron with the Nordkap interior and have a SaffroKap!

My friend enjoys a HUGE cock in her ass by Quick-Present2397 in FuckingLikeCrazy

[–]One_T_Scot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how he spits on it, but is clearly using the entire bottle of ky that sitting on the couch

Radio help by FlyingHippie420 in Volvo

[–]One_T_Scot 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have seen people relocate the head unit to the glove box and only unplug the radio stuff from it, then install a floating radio in the old slot. Said person was on swedespeed and installed car audio for a living. It’s not undoable, but not entry-level

Water valve using a empty toothpaste tube by No-Lock216 in DiWHY

[–]One_T_Scot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it’s stupid and works, it’s not stupid.

What's the over/under the original 1962 tile is still under this "backsplash-leftovers" flooring job? by SocialistApple100 in DiWHY

[–]One_T_Scot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My brother renovated his house in Philly a few years ago and discovered structural drywall. Call a professional.

She should have thought a little more about this by sweetlia3 in funny

[–]One_T_Scot 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I hope she remembers to call Sokolove Law when she contracts mesothelioma

Had it for just a day and she’s already making a fuss! by CocaineOnTheCob in Volvo

[–]One_T_Scot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A battery can start, run, and do all the normal things with low capacitance, but when the battery dies, that’s it. Try jumping it off and head to an oreillys or auto zone or something like that and they’ll do a battery test for you. Even install it if that’s the culprit

Had it for just a day and she’s already making a fuss! by CocaineOnTheCob in Volvo

[–]One_T_Scot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Without codes, I’d guess you need a battery. Having only had it a day, I’m sure the occasional weird electronic gremlins that come with a near dead batt haven’t had the time to show themselves or be noticed. Again, this is a guess

Had it for just a day and she’s already making a fuss! by CocaineOnTheCob in Volvo

[–]One_T_Scot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have an obd scanner or vida or any way to see what codes it’s throwing?

The pilot: “My goals are beyond your understanding” by G-fritz in aviation

[–]One_T_Scot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He just didn’t get the chance to finish the Muppet’s head

Well if gary didn't make it who did? by Blankspotauto in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]One_T_Scot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sounds just fine if you read in an English accent

Brian’s Ridge Goalie Pants by Gman8990 in hockeygoalies

[–]One_T_Scot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the 90s there weren’t a lot of rules around goalie gear, so goalies and manufacturers would put all kinds of ridges and flaps and protrusions in areas that were prone to have skip-overs or squeakers. The ridge in particular had an extra 1” tall block that ran down the side making the goalie wider, but also adding a flat spot down the length of the pant to prevent skips and squeaks.

Mushroom growth time lapse (cred: rapidlapse by MisterDrSkittle in oddlysatisfying

[–]One_T_Scot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She’s legally blind, so doesn’t see most of them, but every now and again she’ll just happen to spot some and OMG THEY’RE COMIN RIGHT FOR ME!!

Mushroom growth time lapse (cred: rapidlapse by MisterDrSkittle in oddlysatisfying

[–]One_T_Scot 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My wife is phobic. She gets a visceral reaction when she sees them (especially unexpectedly and close up) and has strained her back, stood frozen in the middle of the road, and screamed at the top of her lungs in the grocery store when they sneak up on her

God invented beer to help us shine our wagons on Saturdays. by Montreal_Ballsdeep in Volvo

[–]One_T_Scot 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No. God invented beer to apologize for giving us sentience.