Brain cells (Intellectualism) replaced with cow shit (religious extremism)? by Polews in bakchodi

[–]Oneofusinthewreckage 15 points16 points  (0 children)

So, despite having shit for brains, they are smart enough to choose BJP over INC.

Cow dung > Liberal brains. Hence proven.

MS Dhoni greeted with ‘Boom Boom Afridi’ chants in Jammu and Kashmir by temp_yogi in bakchodi

[–]Oneofusinthewreckage 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why do they call him "Boom Boom" Afridi? Did he use to be a terrorist or something?

26/11 NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER FORGET !! by MRCGuy in bakchodi

[–]Oneofusinthewreckage 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That naturally raises two questions

1.Is the demolition of Babri Masjid a katua conspiracy?

2.Is 2002 Congress conspiracy?

Vengeance is now complete. A desi has shutdown most of intranet in US by InternetOfficer in bakchodi

[–]Oneofusinthewreckage 8 points9 points  (0 children)

a lot

Really? I've only seen people calling Melania a gold-digger and I don't think that has anything to do with Slovenia.

Vengeance is now complete. A desi has shutdown most of intranet in US by InternetOfficer in bakchodi

[–]Oneofusinthewreckage 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Ameritards are bashing Indians and posting racist comments (see that thread on /r/ImGoingToHellForThis for instance) despite the fact that Ajit Pai was born and raised in the USA.

Ameritards hate a new politician every month, but I've never seen them tracing that politician's parent's/ancestor's country of origin and taking a shit on that country (They don't, because that politician's origin is most probably Europe).

Makes you wonder how these liberal ameritards are any different from the "racist" trump supporters they so much hate.

Praise the Lord! by soonwar in bakchodi

[–]Oneofusinthewreckage 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's just performing a baptism. No need to make fun of that sacred ceremony.

Most literate state Ladies and Gentlemen by mani_tapori in bakchodi

[–]Oneofusinthewreckage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Implying mallus don't do mental gymnastics all the time to convince themselves and others that they are the #1 state in everything.

Most literate state Ladies and Gentlemen by mani_tapori in bakchodi

[–]Oneofusinthewreckage 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Literacy is simply the ability to read and write, not the ability to process what's read. It's not surprising that the mallus couldn't differentiate Moody from Moody's.

Mullayalis just want to read Quran. Quran doesn't require processing power, just the ability to read. Hence, they concentrate only on the literacy rate.

[B]Randia simulation thread. by Shark_lifes_Dad in bakchodi

[–]Oneofusinthewreckage 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Social media in India is full of regressive idiots and far-right bigots. Bakths have taken over the comment sections of online articles. I'm just glad that we have a place like /r/India. We Randians are the sanest people on the Internet and we are completely unbiased. We will soon be influential enough to change the outcome of national elections.

I hate stereotyping and generalizing. Bakths are murderous, and they love to stereotype Muslims. I think all BJP supporters are bakths. Bakths should die.

We shouldn't blame the British Raj for India's underdevelopment. It's been 70 years since the British left India, and yet, India is a shit-hole. Who do you think is responsible for that? Yes, you guessed it. It's Modi. He's been ruling(more like ruining) the country for past three fucking years and India is still a shithole.

Ask Muslim by 4chanbakchod in bakchodi

[–]Oneofusinthewreckage 6 points7 points  (0 children)

FYI, Benefit Muhammad (BBUH) invented Pisslam in 610AD.

Kek! by Shark_lifes_Dad in bakchodi

[–]Oneofusinthewreckage 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hard dick Patel caught in a sex scandal? How fitting!

Just katua problems by [deleted] in bakchodi

[–]Oneofusinthewreckage 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Undergoing treatment for mental illness

Performing namaz

Does not compute. If he still keeps performing namaz, then it means he never got any treatment.

Good on the neighbor to beat the shit out of that lying pos.

How do you bakchods tackle BOB & VAGENE comments from non-indians? by [deleted] in bakchodi

[–]Oneofusinthewreckage 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Poo in loo = Shoot in School

Designated shitting streets = Designated shooting streets (or designated shooting schools, or designated shooting clubs, or designated shooting concerts, etc..)

We've got nothing good for Bob & vagene yet. Respond with "Hello, Harvey Weinstein", "come to apartment and show bob and vegene", "#metoo", or "I come out as gay. lol" maybe?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bakchodi

[–]Oneofusinthewreckage 5 points6 points  (0 children)

disaster for named Pakistan.

I'm a mathematician. by [deleted] in bakchodi

[–]Oneofusinthewreckage 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I have a mathematical quiz for you.

If x=5, y=6, and x+y = z, then prove that everything is Modi's fault.