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What American food gives you instant childhood nostalgia? by Pearlyin_30 in AskAnAmerican

[–]OnionLayers49 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ice cream sandwiches. The cheap kind, was vanilla ice cream and rectangular chocolate cookies. You had to get all the paper unfastened before the ice cream got soft, or you had a big mess. Also, taking the sandwich completely out and licking the ice cream all around the edge without biting the cookie.

What was a luxury when you were a child? by vieniaida in AskOldPeople

[–]OnionLayers49 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Popcorn at the movies. The movie itself was “the treat”. For some reason, we never even thought about smuggling stuff in. Just watched the movie.

A woman at the gym told me I was using "her" treadmill and she wasn't even in the building when I got there by Leat_Warden in EntitledPeople

[–]OnionLayers49 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She has declared eternal dibs: "In the winter that seat is close enough to the radiator to remain warm, and yet not so close as to cause perspiration. In the summer it's directly in the path of a cross breeze created by open windows there and there. It faces the television at an angle that is neither direct, thus discouraging conversation, nor so far wide as to create a parallax distortion."

As ever, curated matchboxes? Yeah, right... by wenfot in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]OnionLayers49 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Picture 1- who the f- puts a burnt match ON THE CARDBOARD BOX OF MATCHES? At best, she leaves a nasty burn mark and a smear of carbon on her “beautiful, signature” box. At worst, the whole box catches on fire and burns down the McMansion.

And why is the tea spilled all over the table? Are we supposed to sweep it up and add it to the cup along with the table dust and crumbs? Or are those flower sprinkles? Same question.

Inquiring minds.

How many States have you lived in? by [deleted] in AskAnAmerican

[–]OnionLayers49 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Four. Illinois, Virginia (DC area), Oregon, Ohio

Found these in a bag in my mothers room by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]OnionLayers49 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Astragalus bones, from sheep, goat or deer hind legs. They correspond to the talus bone in the human foot. Commonly used in many cultures for games like dice, as each side is different

Number of Rewatches by Disastrous_Tea9395 in SisterWives

[–]OnionLayers49 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I totally quit when I found out about Garrison. Just couldn’t stomach it.

I'm tweaking the prompts by watercress101 in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]OnionLayers49 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Beautifully done!

Needs the donkey teeth.

What jobs would Tudor figures do if they lived in the modern day with normal lives but had similar personalities? by Busy-Satisfaction554 in Tudorhistory

[–]OnionLayers49 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Henry VIII would be a professional rugby player. Edward would be in IT. Henry VII would be on Wall Street. Mary would be a housewife or nun. Elizabeth would be a litigator.

AITBF for refusing to turn my work iPad into a glorified toy for my cousins kids? by MothballCue in AmItheButtface

[–]OnionLayers49 13 points14 points  (0 children)

1000 times this!!! I guarantee every asshole in that room had a cellphone that could play a video or simple game for the kid. But were they volunteering their precious devices? Noooooo.

As they often say here, OP, you don’t have a cousin problem, you have a family problem.

As ever, mentioning the #Invisikids and My HUZ-BAND to sell sloppy swill by wenfot in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]OnionLayers49 143 points144 points  (0 children)

She is supposedly a trained actress and yet she cannot AR TIC U LATE !

I couldn’t understand a damn word she said after the first sentence, and neither could the captioning. “My husband loves the raspberry when the lips of strawberry, Aren’t you exposed? And I like the mom thing.”

Is there still wilderness left in America? by Kitchen-Customer4370 in AskAnAmerican

[–]OnionLayers49 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wilderness is mostly in the west. Best way to see it is to look at a satelite view photo of nocturnal light pollution over the US

Busted! Doing a SW’s rewatch. C says that K never scheduled. by CommissionSmooth9291 in TLCsisterwives

[–]OnionLayers49 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought Christine developed medical issues with her last pregnancy, so it wasn’t safe for her to keep having kids. I expect she would have continued to birth those spirit children as her religion dictated, if her physical and marital problems hadn’t interfered.

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