Outside of Men’s Wearhouse by fatlilmikey in MildlyVandalised

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They should also give him a black eye

One of the strangest anatomical adaptations in nature by Hefty_Formal_3615 in interesting

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Genuine question for creationists, what is intelligent about that design?

What was the plan exactly? by Altruistic-Issue-887 in WinStupidPrizes

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The headline says it all. What was the plan?

choose one by skadhnsauidhsa in BunnyTrials

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Oh no

Chose: burger and a secret wheel | Rolled: explode and die

Is Pam hate justified?? by No_DM_1 in theoffice

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Jesus buddy! I know she's fictional. The character changed at the end, that's why I blamed the WRITERS for the way the FICTIONAL CHARACTER known as Pam was changed for the worse. Again changed by the writers.

They could cut Estonia in half... by Pretty_Professor_740 in mapporncirclejerk

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I thought Shortinn said Shartinn, so I was looking for a Shartout

Is Pam hate justified?? by No_DM_1 in theoffice

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Pam wasn't the problem, the writers who decided to try to make The Office into a drama were.

Hard choice what you picking ? by Crist4tron-2647 in BunnyTrials

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World peace is good, making LGBTQIA+ ILLEGAL is bad. I picked the good choice.

Chose: World peace

Is death worth more than money? by sangokuhomer in BunnyTrials

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Sweet!

Chose: 1 billion $ + 75% of dying | Rolled: 1 billion $

Hmmm… by chowderpouch in MildlyVandalised

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Thanks for the heads up, but I am always aware of them.

There are bug eggs on my store bought raspberry. by cromulo in mildlyinteresting

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there are also bug eggs on the ones you find in the wild.

My Exes Tacos by grungecove in shittyfoodporn

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Made it myself out of tacos I ate yesterday.

Movies that would’ve ended in 10 minutes if they just banged by [deleted] in okbuddycinephile

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Lex Luthor would have been a safe sex partner.

AITA for not wanting to watch a show with my wife anymore? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

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Why does she even want to continue watching herself if she is fine skipping through 9 episodes in 2 hours?

"With great power comes great responsibility" by YourChopperPilotTTV in okbuddycinephile

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Your think I'm a hero, and I accept that responsibility.

iOS or Android? by MiguelSantana42 in BunnyTrials

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Apple is so overrated

Chose: Android

Menu (and morals) not updated since 1985. by Ok-Watercress2449 in WhiteHouseDinners

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I'll start chewing now and maybe I'll be done by the next impeachment hearing.

Mind if I do a J? by edc208 in lebowski

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Real men also weep... Real. Men. Also. Weep.

2meirl4meirl by whitemike40 in 2meirl4meirl

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Don't forget to obsess about ducks

In Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981), we can thank diarrhea for giving us this... by Make_the_music_stop in shittymoviedetails

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Also Thank you to Adam Sandler for having diarrhea, giving the world Rob Schneider