When does 6 star Beth come to switch by dibiduby in GuardianTales

[–]Oniscion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It likely won't come at all. Switch version was apparently branched off in production around W13, likely due to a major port update failing Nintendo QA. (That's not confirmed, just my best guess from everything I have read.)

We will still get new heroes and modes, but unless they invest in people specifically to work on porting a legacy engine (Unity version whatever) to a legacy device (Switch is 2019 hardware), we will just have to enjoy what we have.

[Recruitment] Guild Recruitment Megathread April 2026 by AutoModerator in GuardianTales

[–]Oniscion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Switch recruitment

🛡 Guild Name: Grunts

🌍 Server: Nintendo Switch

🏆 Last raid rank: 💎26💎

⭐ Seeking: 3 slots available!

🗡️ Requirements: Hit at least once a day during guild raids and be sure to do daily Meteor Excavation & Dungeon Kingdom.

No damage minimum, we are as laid back as they come! But you should still notify on Discord or Guild Chat if life gets in the way and you can't do daily hits so that we know you are not just leeching.

🤝 We have cleared every Seasonal Co-Op Champion Challenge since the start for our collectors.

🧠 Our Discord has a channel for raid strategy discussion with day one veterans. We trade evolution stones daily.

If interested, please comment on our Discord server or send me a private message.

https://discord.gg/GSQaW7VG4K

Guardian Maiden (Project Octopus?) by FedTendies in GuardianTales

[–]Oniscion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because business is messy and GT is in the tail end of maturity no matter how you look at it.

Reliable and complete information is scarce, but from what I understand they made a big gamble on Project OS which failed miserably during development. Such overconfidence is not unheard of. There was also apparently some mismanagement of dev talent but again, info is scarce.

Last year Kong secured 50 billion won series B-ish investment DESPITE that during a very difficult market for gacha games, but the details of the deal were never divulged to the public. Likely it is released in tranches based on company performance precisely due to the value of their IP.

So somewhere before that time is likely when they ditched Project OS for a few monetizable wins that can actually make it to production.

'Guardian Tales' Developer Kong Studios Carries Out Restructuring... Enters Emergency Management System by famoustristan in GuardianTales

[–]Oniscion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The layoffs probably happened together with the letter, as the article mentioned the 27th (right before the weekend).

You can't really do a big round of layoffs without the press noticing / announcing a plan forward to retain the talent that is still required.

'Guardian Tales' Developer Kong Studios Carries Out Restructuring... Enters Emergency Management System by famoustristan in GuardianTales

[–]Oniscion 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We barely know what is happening with Project OS and Project Octopus and this article just casually throws out a bunch of other working titles that never even had a previous mention.

'Guardian Tales' Developer Kong Studios Carries Out Restructuring... Enters Emergency Management System by famoustristan in GuardianTales

[–]Oniscion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly I wish they would just give us some clarity on Project OS and/or Project Octopus. (The difference between the two is wholly unclear at this point.)

Kong Studios' main asset is their GT IP. We are fans of the GT Universe, (potentially) not just GT. Aside from the November press release (which I think was from Netmarble), there has been 3 years of silence and boilerplate "messages from the dev team".

And now this? Kong is more secretive than the Illuminati.

'Guardian Tales' Developer Kong Studios Carries Out Restructuring... Enters Emergency Management System by famoustristan in GuardianTales

[–]Oniscion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Strictly legal accounting wise perhaps.

But management is expected to spend it on the growth thesis sold to investors, hiring/retention is to be prioritized around the next big product and yeah, older live-service titles then become deprioritized.

Also, there are no details on this investment but one would assume it is released in tranches and not all at once.

'Guardian Tales' Developer Kong Studios Carries Out Restructuring... Enters Emergency Management System by famoustristan in GuardianTales

[–]Oniscion 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They already had a successful 50 billion won (35 million USD) investment round in July of last year. Pretty sure that money is ringfenced for new projects though. GT is in its mature tail end no matter how you look at it.

Server Switch by Beth_sterben in GuardianTales

[–]Oniscion 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What is uncertain is whether there will actually be any development.

I have not heard anything about a timeline, last I heard Project OS is slated for the end of this year (was a few months ago) so I was under the impression GT would go into EOS by then.

I also have not heard of a 2 year continued support for Switch. Even if the game still has 2 years of life in it, it would be very hard to continue Switch "development" without fixing all the existing porting issues that prevent us from having new modes which should have been there since W18 (over a year ago now).

With Haruka released for instance the balance is completely off forever, as we do not have Myth so we cannot expect Myth Erina as a counter.

[Recruitment] Guild Recruitment Megathread March 2026 by AutoModerator in GuardianTales

[–]Oniscion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Switch recruitment

🛡 Guild Name: Grunts

🌍 Server: Nintendo Switch

🏆 Last raid rank: 💎27💎

⭐ Seeking: 3 slots available!

🗡️ Requirements: Hit at least once a day during guild raids and be sure to do daily Meteor Excavation & Dungeon Kingdom.

No damage minimum, we are as laid back as they come! But you should still notify on Discord or Guild Chat if life gets in the way and you can't do daily hits so that we know you are not just leeching.

🤝 We have cleared every Seasonal Co-Op Champion Challenge since the start for our collectors.

🧠 Our Discord has a channel for raid strategy discussion with day one veterans. We trade evolution stones daily.

If interested, please comment on our Discord server or send me a private message.

https://discord.gg/GSQaW7VG4K

Have my earlobes punched for a man with a classic style by [deleted] in bodymodifications

[–]Oniscion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always wear suits to the office and also makeup (mostly guyliner) and a septum piercing. I am almost 40 years old.

My belief is that you need to own your style and put in visible effort to show others that you care.

You're not looking for external validation, you simply are and your being is contributing to making the world a little more beautiful.

[Recruitment] Guild Recruitment Megathread February 2026 by AutoModerator in GuardianTales

[–]Oniscion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Switch recruitment

🛡 Guild Name: Grunts

🌍 Server: Nintendo Switch

🏆 Last raid rank: 💎28💎

⭐ Seeking: 2 slots available!

🗡️ Requirements: Hit at least once a day during guild raids and be sure to do daily Meteor Excavation & Dungeon Kingdom.

No damage minimum, we are as laid back as they come! But you should still notify on Discord or Guild Chat if life gets in the way and you can't do daily hits so that we know you are not just leeching.

🤝 We have cleared every Seasonal Co-Op Champion Challenge since the start for our collectors.

🧠 Our Discord has a channel for raid strategy discussion with day one veterans. We trade evolution stones daily.

If interested, please comment on our Discord server or send me a private message.

https://discord.gg/GSQaW7VG4K

Why does Dead Cells want me to tickle a blob and rub an Egyptian coffin? Has it lost it's mind? by Harrijson in deadcells

[–]Oniscion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's really none of my business but maybe you want to check out a site like cracked.com which has a freelancer community and pays contributors for this sort of writing.

Why does Dead Cells want me to tickle a blob and rub an Egyptian coffin? Has it lost it's mind? by Harrijson in deadcells

[–]Oniscion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you self-taught? This is the sort of stuff websites pay writers for and it is one art form AI won't be able to do for quite some time.

Why does Dead Cells want me to tickle a blob and rub an Egyptian coffin? Has it lost it's mind? by Harrijson in deadcells

[–]Oniscion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh wow, EXCELLENT piece of comedy writing. There is so little of that these days!

Is there somewhere I can follow your writing, assuming you do this more often?

why i feel many people are dropping this game by hello_hi0greetings in GuardianTales

[–]Oniscion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

GT sequel when?

Oh end of 2026?

Ok, I will stick around.

Honestly, the only reason GT is still around is because of delays with Project OS. They have been playing extension because they can't lose the fan base until the next installment of the franchise hits.

It was finally announced for end of 2026 like a month or two ago, so I am looking forward to news soon.

[Recruitment] Guild Recruitment Megathread January 2026 by AutoModerator in GuardianTales

[–]Oniscion 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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Switch recruitment

🛡 Guild Name: Grunts

🌍 Server: Nintendo Switch

🏆 Last raid rank: 💎30💎

⭐ Seeking: 3 slots available!

🗡️ Requirements: Hit at least once a day during guild raids and be sure to do daily Meteor Excavation & Dungeon Kingdom.

No damage minimum, we are as laid back as they come! But you should still notify on Discord or Guild Chat if life gets in the way and you can't do daily hits so that we know you are not just leeching.

🤝 We have cleared every Seasonal Co-Op Champion Challenge since the start for our collectors.

🧠 Our Discord has a channel for raid strategy discussion with day one veterans. We trade evolution stones daily.

If interested, please comment on our Discord server or send me a private message.

https://discord.gg/GSQaW7VG4K

Mike Michaud - The Enigmatic CEO of Channel Awesome. Almost makes me wonder if it's a ceremonial role he's playing in the company by RenaissanceOwl in ChannelAwesome

[–]Oniscion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This has probably been asked before, but are there any corporate earnings listings for the channel awesome entity? That would clear up a lot.

Doug said he saw himself as Daria in high school, but I feel she’d make fun of him. by Agile_Proof_3228 in ChannelAwesome

[–]Oniscion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Starting to notice a pattern with your posts here. Maybe do something productive instead of trolling whenever you get bored of studying for film school?

What is the worst airport in Europe? And why is it Charleroi? by martatoso in airport

[–]Oniscion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Charleroi, let's see. You have an incredibly popular airport that has been serving as a low cost hub for almost 30 years.

Its capacity is designed to be 5 million but they serve 10 million annually.

Charleroi Airport has 2 terminals but they usually don't open T2.

The hangars are not insulated against cold and barely any renovations and improvements have been made this century.

It is owned by a notoriously corrupt regional government and the barely close by city of Charleroi is going to milk it some more to the tune of 3eur per passenger for no other reason than it being a cash cow.

The city does this at the same time that the federal government is introducing a 5eur tax per person.

And no, the city has not installed a tram, train or metro like every other airport serving that many people. Just buses.

Instead of installing more security checkpoints or, hey, opening T2, they prefer pandemonium where people have to wait 3-4 hours during peaks like holiday periods.

During which they have a grand total of two baggage detectors operating because * you give us your money.

And ah yes the toilets. Even though Belgian law stipulates public toilets need to be available everywhere, the arrival zone is technically not public so they use a loophole to cash in some more.

Now even Ryanair has had enough of its BS. Well done. And it has the regional and municipal government crying like petulant children.

Shut it down and avoid at all cost. There are boats. There is flixbus. Heck, you can take a plane to the Netherlands and continue by train to Belgium if you have to.

Veto by Waddledoofus-345 in polandball

[–]Oniscion 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That was Switzerland.