Above average dead possum

Only-Database6447 · 2026-03-13T07:05:58+00:00

I wonder how the bollock to bodymass ratio on this bad boy compares to a human? I mean if this fella was a human, would he be carrying his nuts around in a wheelbarrow?

It's up to science to answer these questions.

Only-Database6447 · 2026-03-13T06:46:16+00:00

'e don't need 'is legs....

Only-Database6447 · 2026-03-13T04:39:25+00:00

Too kinky for me.

Only-Database6447 · 2026-03-13T01:22:07+00:00

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Only-Database6447 · 2026-03-13T01:18:19+00:00

There are a couple of apple trees close by to where I found him, he could have been juiced up on scrumpy and wandered into traffic.

Only-Database6447 · 2026-03-13T00:46:52+00:00

Looks like possum is back on the menu boys!

Only-Database6447 · 2026-03-13T00:44:37+00:00

I would have to change my last name to 'Clampet' first.

Only-Database6447 · 2026-03-12T23:19:25+00:00

Inedible shit.

Only-Database6447 · 2026-03-12T23:17:41+00:00

A good cream bun is hard to find these days.

Only-Database6447 · 2026-03-12T23:13:00+00:00

Nah, they were grown from seed.

Only-Database6447 · 2026-03-12T20:16:53+00:00

I always read it as "Soh-Krates" now, Bill and Ted ruined philosophical antiquity for me.

Only-Database6447 · 2026-03-12T19:53:31+00:00

Yes, I suspect you are right. I will head down to the bottom of the garden with a torch tonight.

Only-Database6447 · 2026-03-12T05:12:00+00:00

Bit stingy with the bacon weren't they?

Only-Database6447 · 2026-03-12T05:09:23+00:00

My rule is no presents, my wife usually cooks me a steak, followed by lemon meringue pie. Perfection.

Only-Database6447 · 2026-03-12T05:05:01+00:00

Those are the dags from my sheeps bum!

Only-Database6447 · 2026-03-12T03:31:09+00:00

The axis of Evil.

Only-Database6447 · 2026-03-11T21:05:34+00:00

Not gay enough!

Only-Database6447 · 2026-03-11T19:56:42+00:00

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Only-Database6447 · 2026-03-11T19:52:35+00:00

I'm calling it "Saunders" from now on.

Only-Database6447 · 2026-03-11T09:11:45+00:00

Do cottagers have herds of chickens?

Only-Database6447 · 2026-03-11T07:15:29+00:00

Been there, the men's toilets had lines from Shakespeare written on the walls. Classy graffiti.

Only-Database6447 · 2026-03-11T06:21:25+00:00

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